Ever read ****ed By Rock - Confessions of Zodiac Mindwarp? Lots of duct tape in that.

If not, you should. It's a bit tasteless.

cant say i have .

Actually that may be the best view in Oklahoma.

Was supposed to play a home game last night but didn't. Went to an open Mic instead and did a few minutes of stand up comedy. First time ever doing just comedy without playing a song or two as well. My jokes were stupid but I got some laughs

Tbob is the new Doug Stanhope??

Don't think the Sooners can see all the way to Columbus Ohio though......pretty sure those are cheer sloots from THE Ohio State University

http://store.ncaafootball.com/Ohio-S...688453_PG.html

100% Ohio state, Oklahoma doesn't care about Michigan

GN: I'd like to renew my home insurance please
CS: Certainly - would you like our pest insurance too at £29 a year?
GN: No thanks
CS: It covers any damage caused by pests - a callout could cost you £80 - are you sure?
GN: Yes, I'm sure
CS: So if squirrels get into your loft and chew all your cables, your insurance won't cover you for that unless you get this cover.
GN: OK
CS: So I'll put you down for the pest cover then
GN: No thanks - I'm not interested
CS: It covers you for up to 4 pest problems each year
GN: Look, I don't want it OK? I really don't appreciate upselling
CS: I don't know anything about that - I'm just trying to tell you the benefits of...
GN: Have you heard of downselling?
CS: No - what's that?
GN: That's when a customer gets so annoyed with being upsold that they remove bits of the policy - you understand?
CS: Yes...
GN: So remove the legal protection and emergency callout cover - that saves me £36 - and I'll cancel the whole damn thing if you mention the pest cover again

I really want to nom that entire post GN.

**** assignments

FYP

Wp

Hey guys, I rage quit skype during my fit of tilt. If someone could be adding me back to my groups, I will be done being butt hurt in about 35.0 minutes

[ ] downselling

Oldie but a goodie.

i dont get it

We know

It's a pic of Bona, the girl is going to break his heart when she leaves him, because jobs are hard to find in 1937.

Wow, the Depression era was, err, well....depressing

Assuming I've got my 2+2 relationships right, wdwf fell down some stairs, is in lots of pain, but didn't do any serious damage. Sounds like something booze can fix, imo. Feel better.

I thought this is why they took stairs away from the drunks in vegas.

Bacon. ** for bum hunting face book. Made a note sir.

WDWF is that true? you tried to bust a move on a stairway?

I didn't tell them it was you! haha

God help me if any of you hax my Facebook. Eh I'd probably just add you anyway

Inb4 tbob's facebook account

TBob's facebook must be found, hacked, and de-faced (pun)