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Everything hurts I'm never drinking again until later tonight (LC/NC nsfw) Everything hurts I'm never drinking again until later tonight (LC/NC nsfw)

11-21-2011 , 11:38 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Leroy_Jenkins45
Duct tape imo
Ever read ****ed By Rock - Confessions of Zodiac Mindwarp? Lots of duct tape in that.

If not, you should. It's a bit tasteless.

Last edited by gothninja; 11-21-2011 at 12:02 PM.
11-21-2011 , 11:47 AM
cant say i have .
11-21-2011 , 01:06 PM
Actually that may be the best view in Oklahoma.
11-21-2011 , 01:39 PM
Was supposed to play a home game last night but didn't. Went to an open Mic instead and did a few minutes of stand up comedy. First time ever doing just comedy without playing a song or two as well. My jokes were stupid but I got some laughs
11-21-2011 , 02:20 PM
Tbob is the new Doug Stanhope??
11-21-2011 , 02:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bona
Actually that may be the best view in Oklahoma.
Don't think the Sooners can see all the way to Columbus Ohio though......pretty sure those are cheer sloots from THE Ohio State University

http://store.ncaafootball.com/Ohio-S...688453_PG.html
11-21-2011 , 02:55 PM
100% Ohio state, Oklahoma doesn't care about Michigan
11-21-2011 , 04:07 PM
GN: I'd like to renew my home insurance please
CS: Certainly - would you like our pest insurance too at £29 a year?
GN: No thanks
CS: It covers any damage caused by pests - a callout could cost you £80 - are you sure?
GN: Yes, I'm sure
CS: So if squirrels get into your loft and chew all your cables, your insurance won't cover you for that unless you get this cover.
GN: OK
CS: So I'll put you down for the pest cover then
GN: No thanks - I'm not interested
CS: It covers you for up to 4 pest problems each year
GN: Look, I don't want it OK? I really don't appreciate upselling
CS: I don't know anything about that - I'm just trying to tell you the benefits of...
GN: Have you heard of downselling?
CS: No - what's that?
GN: That's when a customer gets so annoyed with being upsold that they remove bits of the policy - you understand?
CS: Yes...
GN: So remove the legal protection and emergency callout cover - that saves me £36 - and I'll cancel the whole damn thing if you mention the pest cover again

11-21-2011 , 05:08 PM
I really want to nom that entire post GN.
11-21-2011 , 05:36 PM
**** assignments
11-21-2011 , 05:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by gothninja
GN: I'd like to renew my home insurance please
CS: Certainly - would you like our pest insurance too at £29 a year?
GN: No thanks
CS: It covers any damage caused by pests - a callout could cost you £80 - are you sure?
GN: Yes, I'm sure
CS: So if squirrels get into your loft and chew all your cables, your insurance won't cover you for that unless you get this cover.
GN: OK
CS: So I'll put you down for the pest cover then
GN: No thanks - I'm not interested
CS: It covers you for up to 4 pest problems each year
GN: Look, I don't want it OK? I really don't appreciate upselling
CS: I don't know anything about that - I'm just trying to tell you the benefits of...
GN: Have you heard of downselling?
CS: No - what's that?
GN: It's problem
FYP
11-21-2011 , 06:32 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PapaPyrite
Wp
11-21-2011 , 08:29 PM
Hey guys, I rage quit skype during my fit of tilt. If someone could be adding me back to my groups, I will be done being butt hurt in about 35.0 minutes
11-21-2011 , 08:59 PM
[ ] downselling
11-22-2011 , 12:26 PM
Oldie but a goodie.

Spoiler:

Last edited by Bacon; 11-22-2011 at 12:29 PM. Reason: Mods: I didn't ask permission so I changed my mind
11-22-2011 , 01:28 PM
i dont get it
11-22-2011 , 02:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazyfool1985
i dont get it
We know
11-22-2011 , 02:09 PM
It's a pic of Bona, the girl is going to break his heart when she leaves him, because jobs are hard to find in 1937.

Wow, the Depression era was, err, well....depressing
11-22-2011 , 02:42 PM
Assuming I've got my 2+2 relationships right, wdwf fell down some stairs, is in lots of pain, but didn't do any serious damage. Sounds like something booze can fix, imo. Feel better.

Last edited by Leroy2DaBeroy; 11-22-2011 at 02:43 PM. Reason: inb4getwell-wishers
11-22-2011 , 02:59 PM
I thought this is why they took stairs away from the drunks in vegas.
11-22-2011 , 03:43 PM
Bacon. ** for bum hunting face book. Made a note sir.

WDWF is that true? you tried to bust a move on a stairway?
11-22-2011 , 03:49 PM
I didn't tell them it was you! haha
11-22-2011 , 05:03 PM
God help me if any of you hax my Facebook. Eh I'd probably just add you anyway
11-22-2011 , 05:16 PM
Inb4 tbob's facebook account
11-22-2011 , 05:27 PM
TBob's facebook must be found, hacked, and de-faced (pun)

      
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