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11-28-2011 , 02:04 PM

#651

flammbo69

centurion

Join Date: Nov 2011 Posts: 147

Watched drunk tards play spades in a bar last night....good times

11-28-2011 , 04:36 PM

#652

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

I can't stop staring at this pussy

Spoiler:

11-28-2011 , 06:15 PM

#653

nismo9

self-banned

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 4,548

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapaPyrite

I can't stop staring at this pussy

Spoiler:

Thats pretty cool tbh

11-28-2011 , 06:57 PM

#654

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

Your November noms...

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

thats a funny looking penis pump

Quote:

Originally Posted by TBobLP

I had to believe everything was fine because I could not live in a world where wdwf couldn't take a beating.

Quote:

Originally Posted by OziBattler

sometimes its best to back away slowly and pretend you never saw it

Quote:

I know now that I can't leave the internet to itself for more than a day without an implosion.

-Ozi should be infracted for his nom fails of not having the tag in the quote of who said it :-p

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobo Fett

jdawg91 has sent me an email; ban is lifted.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bobo Fett

I don't think I've ever banned someone merely for insulting me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat

Tell her to make some sammiches.

And then tell her to eat them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bacon

I got the biggest douche ever.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leroy_Jenkins45

Were not city people types

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

Sounds like someone is fishing for an invite to the BQ camp out.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gothninja

so when are we getting pissed and telling each other what we really think?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jabba021

Great title, needs bacon.

Quote:

Originally Posted by IHOPis4sissies

Hey guys, long time troll, 1st time poster.

11-28-2011 , 06:59 PM

#655

A.Ertbjerg

Heisenbjerg

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 10,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice_W0lf

-Ozi should be infracted for his nom fails of not having the tag in the quote of who said it :-p

Nom

11-28-2011 , 07:02 PM

#656

Ice_W0lf

Tremendous

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 13,530

pff like that'll get picked.... nobody ever pays me in noms

11-28-2011 , 07:22 PM

#657

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

Quote:

Originally Posted by IHOPis4sissies
Hey guys, long time troll, 1st time poster.

Im partial to this one

11-28-2011 , 07:40 PM

#658

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapaPyrite

I can't stop staring at this pussy

Spoiler:

Reminds me of this for some reason

11-28-2011 , 08:37 PM

#659

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

^wtf?

11-28-2011 , 08:46 PM

#660

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by OziBattler

sometimes its best to back away slowly and pretend you never saw it

This

11-28-2011 , 08:47 PM

#661

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

^wtf?

My product is 51 times stronger than cocaine, 51 times more hallucinogenic than acid, and 51 times more explosive than ecstasy. It's like getting a personal visit... from God!

11-28-2011 , 09:20 PM

#662

sheeprustler

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,292

ah wtf, 2000 post fail. Never gonna get time to put a decent one together. Now I can get back to general trolling....

11-28-2011 , 09:26 PM

#663

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheeprustler

ah wtf, 2000 post fail. Never gonna get time to put a decent one together. Now I can get back to general trolling....

lol I say that everytime I hit a new Kpost rofl

11-28-2011 , 09:32 PM

#664

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

"Hey guys, long time troll, 1st time poster"

Pretty epic imo

though I must admit I love IHOP, better than WaffleHouse and Denny's imo

11-28-2011 , 09:34 PM

#665

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Quote:

Originally Posted by sheeprustler

ah wtf, 2000 post fail. Never gonna get time to put a decent one together. Now I can get back to general trolling....

Can you at least poast some boobs? This thread has deteriorated lately, you could save it!

Last edited by PapaPyrite; 11-28-2011 at 09:45 PM. Reason: I think that's why they call 'em thread savers...

11-28-2011 , 10:57 PM

#666

Leroy_Jenkins45

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

Were not city people types would be an epic thread title iyam .

Pyrite , thread was **** after WDWF stopped poasting this month

I hope she returns from her hiatus next month .

11-29-2011 , 03:41 AM

#667

bumblebee99

Badugi Ninja

Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 10,997

Quote:

Hello PokerStars Player,

On November 24th, you were incorrectly credited with a ticket for the 10th Anniversary $10m Sunday Million rather than the intended ticket for the 10th Anniversary World Record Tournament. As you had already used the ticket to register, we have now unregistered you from the 10th Anniversary $10m Sunday Million tournament on December 18th. If you would still like to participate in this exciting tournament you will have to re-register and pay the associated fees.

However, you have now been credited with a ticket to play in the PokerStars 10th Anniversary World Record Tournament on Sunday, 4 December 2011 courtesy of RakeTheRake. You can be part of history as PokerStars aims to break its own Guinness World Record for the largest poker tournament ever staged.

Busted

11-29-2011 , 03:43 AM

#668

IamPro

one time Plz???

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 17,652

Karma bitch

Last edited by IamPro; 11-29-2011 at 03:44 AM. Reason: damn that sucks bro, would have been a sick tale how u won the Mill with a $1 ticket... maybe u will ship the World Record :)

11-29-2011 , 04:51 AM

#669

Leroy_Jenkins45

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 3,521

Sick beat B

11-29-2011 , 04:53 AM

#670

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by IamPro

51 times more hallucinogenic than acid

I did ~50 trips once - tbh it's not really different to dropping 10. Once you reach the point of singularity there's not really any further your mind can go.

11-29-2011 , 05:21 AM

#671

PapaPyrite

veteran

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 2,612

Quote:

Originally Posted by gothninja

I did ~50 trips once - tbh it's not really different to dropping 10. Once you reach the point of singularity there's not really any further your mind can go.

Oh wow dude....1967...."Are You Experienced" drops in record stores....nuff said.

Last edited by PapaPyrite; 11-29-2011 at 05:26 AM.

11-29-2011 , 05:24 AM

#672

enprinte

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 4,095

Quote:

Originally Posted by bumblebee99

Busted

Way to exploit the system :P

11-29-2011 , 05:37 AM

#673

JustinJude

veteran

Join Date: May 2010 Posts: 3,436

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienSpaceBat

Tell her to make some sammiches.

And then tell her to eat them.

Easy Nom.

11-29-2011 , 05:57 AM

#674

gothninja

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 4,425

Quote:

Originally Posted by PapaPyrite

Oh wow dude....1967...."Are You Experienced" drops in record stores....nuff said.

Much more my era:

"asthma attack in a purple haze" reminds me of the advice I would give to people as they were coming up, which was: "don't forget to breathe". I was quite irresponsible in those days.

Last edited by gothninja; 11-29-2011 at 06:18 AM.