Yeah, his scumbag daddy parked a ****load of money offshore. Dan is just spending it. He claims it comes from poker but everyone who has a clue knows that's a lie.

my favorite part of the article is this:

"In short, Bilzerian's public image is based on the fact that he has a lot of money and spends that money the way a badass 14-year-old might."

so true. anybody with any bit of sense, especially pro poker players, know that hes not in any way shape or form a professional at anything except laundering his dads money. id bet that he is in fact DOWN lifetime in poker. 99% of the twitter/instagram pics of him playing nosebleed cash games are all fabricated. its obvious that he calls up one or two of his buddies, gets a hold of a million or so in cash, puts some chips out on a table, hires some of his whores to pretend they are dealers and/or massage girls, and takes a few pictures and puts a caption saying hes up 2 million in the game or something absurd. then he posts it, 10 million people see it, and he uses it to try to trick the IRS and the law that the money he is about to report as income the following month came from that game he played. rinse and repeat. essentially he is trying to pass off his false status of being a pro simply by posting pictures on the internet of him with loads of cash and poker chips. and since cash game winnings are extremely easy to falsify, he (so far) seems to be getting away with his little ruse.

he also makes public investments to "mix up his portfolio" if you will. such as being a producer for lone survivor and various other movies. he probably has a few business fronts set up as well. and if i had to guess, id say that the story about him staking farber $2k to play the main and getting $1mil after jay took 2nd place is probably false too. he probably realized that once jay went super deep this was an opportunity to report another large chunk to the feds, so what does he do? says "oh yea i staked that guy, i get 20% of whatever he wins". and what do ya know, ole' farber luckboxes his way to runner up and ways away with a cool 5 mil and sure enough dan takes a picture of a million in cash and posts it online, saying the money was his proceeds from farbers run and their staking agreement. and thanks to ESPN broadcasting the main, theres no questioning whether jay actually made the 5mil...of course i could be entirely wrong about all that but i wouldnt put it past him.

that being said, i have to say that his dad (and maybe dan himself, to a lesser degree) is pretty good at tricking the feds/IRS. they seem to know a lot about laundering and funneling money. how long they will last before getting busted is anybodys guess, though. at this point they might have tucked enough away to ensure that even if they get in trouble with uncle sam (again), they will be able to live comfortably for the rest of their lives.

Someone set me up with a HU match against this guy pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaasee

You don't understand. It is like when people used to say that they would fight Mike Tyson for 3 million, after Tyson knocked out Michael Spinks in about 9 seconds. They miss the point.

You aren't allowed to play. Nor should you be. Nobody cares. Go get a real job. The other point to be made is that it is highly likely that Dan is using this poker winnings tune as a huge smokescreen. You can use your imagination as to why he might be saying that.

The girls that appear with Dan are all the lowest of the low rent girls. They are trashy and interchangeable. Not a single one has ever stood out. They are all wannabes. Hugh Hefner is a top cultural figure of our time, while Dan Bilzerian is a zero.

Bilzerian is not mainstream. He has a bit of an Internet following, and that is very impressive, but he is not a likeable guy or even a fascinating guy (like the Dos Equis Most interesting man in the world guy). As much as he tries, he just doesn't have the "it" factor. He doesn't capture your imagination. Most people are somewhat curious about him when they stumble upon him online, but he is missing the big undefinable ingredients that really make people stand out. Whatever he is, it is not natural to him, it is forced. He doesn't have it, period. Very few do.

So is he not sleazy enough to be like them or too sleazy? Either way I wouldn't say it reflects too well on them that someone like Dan is an example of trying to emulate them. It's like a competition to see who can be the most shallow.

That's reality.

urdumb.

Confirmed. Just checked your history. You're not a troll, you're really that thick.

Nah they were liberators of the mind. Dan is just another attention whore. Learn history bro, the old cats did some next level **** that allowed us to have crazy ass asian ass porn. Without them Porn hub would not be possible and Dan would be prolly jacking off with hooker tears as lube.

It's not rocket science to take some pictures of naked women and put them on the Internet. I guarantee without them there would still be Internet porn. It was all inevitable. Hugh is just a business savvy guy that banged a bunch of prostitutes, nothing special about him.

Study history dog, saying Larry Flynt didn't do anything for the sexual revolution is like saying Gandhi and Kind didn't do anything for the rights of their people... it woulda been done anyways. They walked thru miles of **** so that we can enjoy a better tommorow. How old are you like 21? Sounds like some idiot in history class like... erm WW2 woulda ended one way or another, why did anyone even bother to fight the Nazis.


Seriously all you gotta do is watch the movie "The People Vs. Larry Flynt" He walked thru a mile of **** both in the court room and in public opinion and spent millions of his own money to fight the Puritan bull**** and we all benefit greatly cuz of it. Not to mention the poor guy got shot cuz of Puritan bull**** of this country. If you're man of history it's easy to put him in hero status imo.

Black people would have played eventually, **** Jackie Robinson.

lol

There's obviously a huge difference that you've overlooked. Ghandi, Jackie Robinson, WW2 soldiers, etc. all had an exceptional amount of bravery and/or talent; qualities that are actually worthy of admiration. Hugh possessed none of these qualities; he was just a business savvy guy in the right place at the right time. Furthermore, he lived a shallow life of surrounding himself with prostitutes and partying, not unlike Dan Bilzerian. What Hugh did anyone could and would have done, and they wouldn't have had to be special in any way in order to do so.

The goat got burglarized. Looks fishy tho, the individuals were savvy enough to plan it, know the layout, know locations of cameras, black out said cameras... But couldnt deactivate his security system? Only got the keys to his bently, nothing else.

Props for calling us old subtly.

now it's been proven his money come from his daddy and not poker, can't we get rid of this thread and all the annoying posts about him?

The amazing thing is that he has essentially faked it until he made it. You can't make a living by blowing through daddy's money. You will eventually go broke. However, you can make money by getting 12.2M Instagram followers and building a public persona like this.

Perhaps for all of the fun that smart people make of him, he's smarter than us all. He can now make $10K+ in legit income for a single Instagram post. He can get all manner of nightclub appearance gigs, which often pay $100K+ for one night. He can easily get douchebag related product sponsorship deals as well - like the one he seems to have with Dollar Beard Club. All told, the guy has manufactured an image and social media presence for himself that might legitimately make him $5M+/yr for the next few years.

The poker is fake, but the money is now very real.

Why am I subscribed to this thread? I should stop drinking

One word......... Viffer

Forget about the money he spent and the public disdain he earned, guy got shot and paralyzed for life for his struggle.

I would love to see a class competition between those two bahaha

Bring out the pool cues

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He's like the male version of Paris Hilton.
Sure I wouldn't say no to that kinda money too if daddy has it haha but maybe live more "quiet"..

I just take it you're to dumb to respect them in a historical sense with that kind of reply.

So I can just order up any playmate?