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01-05-2022 , 01:47 AM
All the people defending Bilzerian with random points would have got an actual education if all the money hidden offshore got taxed. Then this thread might get somewhere.

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Originally Posted by pocket_zeros
Money launderers don't usually choose the laundering option that has a 40-50% vigorish.
Setting up a front company would require business expertise and probably high percentage as well. Dad saw dummy couldn't even make it in the military and wouldn't shut up about how he was gonna become a poker pro.

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Originally Posted by leviathan74
Reading you write this, the following thought occurred to me. I am Dan Bilzerian. I suck or I am mediocre at poker. But I want to launder some money. I give some millionaires/billionaires I want, a percentage of the money I want to launder, then we arrange a game where they lose and they get to corroborate my story. Plausible, no?
Why go through playing the game? Someone might ask about how you beat the player or how much you won in a particular session or month. Just say there was a 10k/25k home game and you got $10million in tips.

How many billionaires does he think there are in the world? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wo...lionaires_2014
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01-05-2022 , 09:26 AM
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Originally Posted by madlex
Dan Bilzerian? In what world? Back in the day he even admitted to being a losing player online. Obviously with the usual caveats of "everybody cheating, internet nerds, online isn't the real thing, yadayadayada".
This is non-sense. Blitzforce was feared at the 10-20 game on Bodog between 2003-2008, those of us that played against him realized soon enough he was a dominating force with the loose-aggressive style of his that took our tight-aggressive styles to town before we could adjust. There is no doubt he was the biggest winner on the site by far, before Doug Polk even knew what online poker was.
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01-05-2022 , 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by poker_max
This is non-sense. Blitzforce was feared at the 10-20 game on Bodog between 2003-2008, those of us that played against him realized soon enough he was a dominating force with the loose-aggressive style of his that took our tight-aggressive styles to town before we could adjust. There is no doubt he was the biggest winner on the site by far, before Doug Polk even knew what online poker was.
what was your screen name when you were playing the games vs blitz? care to share some hand histories? would be cool.
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01-05-2022 , 10:16 AM
I also remember Dan Bilzerian in de Bodog days. Whenever he would log in, my and my friends immediately shat our pants and sat out on all tables. After a while we would all just watch, as Blitzforce took out every single one of his opponents for millions of dollars. He played the most aggressive HU poker, reminiscent of Stu Ungar, only way better and even more agressive. He was so good, we had never seen anything this good ever in eternity. I love Dan Bilzerian so much, I want to be with him forever for the rest of my life. No ho mo.
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01-05-2022 , 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by poker_max
This is non-sense. Blitzforce was feared at the 10-20 game on Bodog between 2003-2008, those of us that played against him realized soon enough he was a dominating force with the loose-aggressive style of his that took our tight-aggressive styles to town before we could adjust. There is no doubt he was the biggest winner on the site by far, before Doug Polk even knew what online poker was.
This is basically what Dan himself would say without offering any evidence. You guys should hang out.
Care to back up your statements in any meaningful way?
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01-05-2022 , 05:20 PM
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Originally Posted by poker_max
This is non-sense. Blitzforce was feared at the 10-20 game on Bodog between 2003-2008, those of us that played against him realized soon enough he was a dominating force with the loose-aggressive style of his that took our tight-aggressive styles to town before we could adjust. There is no doubt he was the biggest winner on the site by far, before Doug Polk even knew what online poker was.
Hi Dan
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01-05-2022 , 10:13 PM
Why aren't people posting extensive, irrefutable evidence of blitzforce's results in 2004 on-line poker??
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01-05-2022 , 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by SizzlerFTW
I also remember Dan Bilzerian in de Bodog days. Whenever he would log in, my and my friends immediately shat our pants and sat out on all tables. After a while we would all just watch, as Blitzforce took out every single one of his opponents for millions of dollars. He played the most aggressive HU poker, reminiscent of Stu Ungar, only way better and even more agressive. He was so good, we had never seen anything this good ever in eternity. I love Dan Bilzerian so much, I want to be with him forever for the rest of my life. No ho mo.
If there were more posts like this, the rating of this thread would be a hell of a lot higher than 2 stars.
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01-05-2022 , 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by jamesisarobot
Why aren't people posting extensive, irrefutable evidence of blitzforce's results in 2004 on-line poker??
this stuff wasn't tracked back then. the truth is nobody knows his overall results on bodog.
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01-06-2022 , 06:19 PM
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Originally Posted by GTO_MMA
I can't tell if people actually believe Bilzerian spun up $700>$70 million by only playing poker while using no form of bankroll management whatsoever the entire time or if they are trolling?
Strawman
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01-07-2022 , 08:57 AM
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Originally Posted by SizzlerFTW
I also remember Dan Bilzerian in de Bodog days. Whenever he would log in, my and my friends immediately shat our pants and sat out on all tables. After a while we would all just watch, as Blitzforce took out every single one of his opponents for millions of dollars. He played the most aggressive HU poker, reminiscent of Stu Ungar, only way better and even more agressive. He was so good, we had never seen anything this good ever in eternity. I love Dan Bilzerian so much, I want to be with him forever for the rest of my life. No ho mo.
I wouldn't go this far, this is hyperbole. But he was THAT good. Ahead of his time in many respects. I would compare him to an Andrew Robl type, but way more loose and aggressive (before that was a thing). Both having made their fortunes in poker. No one seems to dispute Robl and the tens of millions he earned, but there is a resistance to believe it for Bilzerian, possibly due to envy and his lifestyle which he flaunted compared to Robl. The younger brother of Dan's was nowhere near as good, hence why he didn't succeed.
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01-07-2022 , 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by jamesisarobot
Why aren't people posting extensive, irrefutable evidence of blitzforce's results in 2004 on-line poker??
Because no one cares that much? Nor should they.
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01-07-2022 , 09:30 AM
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Originally Posted by BrickMMA
Because no one cares that much? Nor should they.
Calling mastaaces, helllllo? Mastaaces!
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01-07-2022 , 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by poker_max
No one seems to dispute Robl and the tens of millions he earned, but there is a resistance to believe it for Bilzerian, possibly due to envy and his lifestyle which he flaunted compared to Robl.
Everyone knows Dan has made 10s of millions of dollars from poker, it’s a question of how he got his start. The difference between him and Robl is there is literally a book (Ship it Holla Ballas) documenting Robl’s come-up. There’s nothing like that for Dan - doesn’t mean he didn’t make all his money from poker, but we have no records so it’s kinda up for grabs.
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01-07-2022 , 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by lemson
Everyone knows Dan has made 10s of millions of dollars from poker, it’s a question of how he got his start.
Correct. The haters have been shifting the goal posts until they get to a point that is unprovable so that they can claim some sort of hollow victory even though they were completely wrong every step of the way.
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01-07-2022 , 10:48 AM
Honestly, Dan probably made billions from poker. He's just too humble to admit it.

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01-07-2022 , 01:06 PM
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Originally Posted by ProblemPlaya
Calling mastaaces, helllllo? Mastaaces!
i see what you are trying to do, so this is my last response to you. you're on my jock in like 3 or 4 different threads trying to play my antagonist. your drivel is solely clogging up the threads, so please stop. you won't get any more attention from me. you'll have to use the archives to jerk off henceforth.

i care the exact amount of zero how dan got his money, i'm here for the discussion. i've objectively challenged dan's claims as well as provided substance that may back them up.
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01-07-2022 , 02:00 PM
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Originally Posted by persianpunisher
Honestly, Dan probably made billions from poker.
He's just too humble to admit it.
Humility is Dan's strong suit.
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01-07-2022 , 03:43 PM
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Originally Posted by MastaAces
i see what you are trying to do, so this is my last response to you. you're on my jock in like 3 or 4 different threads trying to play my antagonist. your drivel is solely clogging up the threads, so please stop. you won't get any more attention from me. you'll have to use the archives to jerk off henceforth.

i care the exact amount of zero how dan got his money, i'm here for the discussion. i've objectively challenged dan's claims as well as provided substance that may back them up.
FYI, that's preki and he's already been banned from OOT multiple times on this ProblemPlaya account. He's just trolling. Badly.
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01-07-2022 , 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by whatthejish
FYI, that's preki and he's already been banned from OOT multiple times on this ProblemPlaya account. He's just trolling. Badly.
This isnt ott
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01-07-2022 , 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by MastaAces
i see what you are trying to do, so this is my last response to you. you're on my jock in like 3 or 4 different threads trying to play my antagonist. your drivel is solely clogging up the threads, so please stop. you won't get any more attention from me. you'll have to use the archives to jerk off henceforth.

i care the exact amount of zero how dan got his money, i'm here for the discussion. i've objectively challenged dan's claims as well as provided substance that may back them up.
I in no way support ProblemPlaya's silly shenanigans, however what you describe must be how Dan Bilzerian feels about Doug Polk.
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01-09-2022 , 09:15 PM
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Originally Posted by lemson
Everyone knows Dan has made 10s of millions of dollars from poker, it’s a question of how he got his start. The difference between him and Robl is there is literally a book (Ship it Holla Ballas) documenting Robl’s come-up. There’s nothing like that for Dan - doesn’t mean he didn’t make all his money from poker, but we have no records so it’s kinda up for grabs.
When you say you know he made 10s of millions from poker, how do you know this? He says he did, and dropped some names. It might be true, might not. Where's the evidence?
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01-10-2022 , 07:39 PM
There is an interesting story idea in here about some rich father laundering illegal funds to a son by setting up situations where the son actually thinks he's making money and has no idea it is a setup.
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01-11-2022 , 01:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Elbow Jobertski
There is an interesting story idea in here about some rich father laundering illegal funds to a son by setting up situations where the son actually thinks he's making money and has no idea it is a setup.
Everything turns dark when the father is fresh out of prison and the estranged son is unwilling to give it back to his criminal father.
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01-11-2022 , 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Elbow Jobertski
There is an interesting story idea in here about some rich father laundering illegal funds to a son by setting up situations where the son actually thinks he's making money and has no idea it is a setup.
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