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10-24-2013 , 09:56 PM

#176

SiQ

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Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 7,248

Oh, and story time...

Last weekend I was at a bar playing pool with some chick and this massive black guy with tats and dreads - i mean like the guy was 6'4~ and had to be 250lbs+ solid like a football player straight out of prison stint - starts ****ing with me. He's grabbing my cue while I'm trying to shoot, talking some ****, and obv trying to move in on the girl. He's obviously pretty drunk at this point.
I don't think I had any legit shot to win any kind of altercation with him, and definitely feel like he was in the mood to get into one with me so I was more than happy to keep my mouth shut. I know everyone at the bar, I could've had him kicked out but that also probably leads to my friends getting into a fight (they'd hurt him, bad) so I don't really feel like doing that.

So I do what I think everyone in my position should do in that situation. I know he's pretty drunk already, so I go ahead and buy him shots. And I mean ****ing SHOTS (we call them Dragons).

20 minutes later the guy is out front slumped on the floor sitting against the wall puking all over himself - ambulance came to pump his stomach.

10-24-2013 , 10:06 PM

#177

Regret$

burnt out

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 12,124

wp sir

10-24-2013 , 10:06 PM

#178

entim

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4,004

lol!! siq provides!!

10-24-2013 , 10:12 PM

#179

movieman2g

Script*****

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 16,938

Nh sir

What's a dragon?

10-24-2013 , 10:23 PM

#180

microbet

Solar Powered

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 58,346

nicely done SiQ

10-24-2013 , 10:53 PM

#181

cakewalk

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 8,594

Well played sir. I'll definitely be borrowing this maneuver if the need arises

10-24-2013 , 10:58 PM

#182

pushy26

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 659

Haha, nice thinking SiQ!

10-25-2013 , 04:29 AM

#183

Regret$

burnt out

Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 12,124

Everclear - Summerland (Sparkle and Fade)

10-25-2013 , 06:10 AM

#184

Dochrohan

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 4,216

Nice quick thinking.

Love me some ol muscle heads with no brains.

10-25-2013 , 06:22 AM

#185

SiQ

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Quote:

Originally Posted by movieman2g

Nh sir

What's a dragon?

to be completely honest, i don't know what's in a dragon. i was given one on my birthday drank half of it (regular shot size) and it ruined my whole life. Stephan Bonnar (UFC light heavyweight) drank two of them in front of me at the same bar and was in baaaad shape. So I knew this guy had no shot.

10-25-2013 , 09:51 AM

#186

movieman2g

Script*****

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 16,938

test

Last edited by movieman2g; 10-25-2013 at 09:52 AM. Reason: jdawg didnt self ban me. jerk.

10-25-2013 , 10:19 AM

#187

AMT

Charlie Brown of MTTs

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 17,745

I got into a bar fight with movieman once.

I bought him shots until I threw up all over him.

10-25-2013 , 11:07 AM

#188

jaxtraw

old hand

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,357

Quote:

Damn didnt know Zona was that hyped this year and you def have best of it but you did give me an even money bet last year that should have been like 4-1 so all in good fun

Got season ending poll (say AP since therell be diff ones?) and tourney last longer both at 3:2 yeah?

Yeah, I always bet with my heart, thats why I never have a shot of winning a bracket.

We have a lot of talent, but it's a young team. Hopefully it wont take a year for them to get some synergy. 3:2 is probably pretty close actually. Im good with both bets, $50 each.

Last edited by jaxtraw; 10-25-2013 at 11:31 AM. Reason: Duke Sucks!

10-25-2013 , 12:05 PM

#189

movieman2g

Script*****

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 16,938

Quote:

Originally Posted by AMT

I got into a bar fight with movieman once.

I bought him shots until I threw up all over him.

Your sisters bat mitzvah was a really good time

10-25-2013 , 12:28 PM

#190

slayerv1fan

Go to my Twitch Channel

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,914

Oh wtf, srry movieman, thought I banned you for 3 days

10-25-2013 , 12:32 PM

#191

Gramps

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What's up with this new authoritarian, yet incompetent, regime?

Last edited by Gramps; 10-25-2013 at 12:33 PM. Reason: In before "ban" ;)

10-25-2013 , 12:34 PM

#192

slayerv1fan

Go to my Twitch Channel

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,914

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gramps

What's up with this new authoritarian, yet incompetent, regime?

I have the same trials and tribulations as my idol, Eric Cartman. Nothing seems to work out for me

Last edited by slayerv1fan; 10-25-2013 at 12:34 PM. Reason: screw u guys, im going home

10-25-2013 , 01:33 PM

#193

AMT

Charlie Brown of MTTs

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 17,745

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gramps

What's up with this new authoritarian, yet incompetent, regime?

Spoiler:

10-25-2013 , 02:02 PM

#194

Gramps

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Spoiler:

10-25-2013 , 02:16 PM

#195

sippin_criss

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Spoiler:

10-25-2013 , 05:14 PM

#196

movieman2g

Script*****

Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 16,938

Quote:

Originally Posted by jdawg91

Oh wtf, srry movieman, thought I banned you for 3 days

i just got infracted. jerk.

can a brotha get a 3 day self ban?

10-25-2013 , 08:43 PM

#197

slayerv1fan

Go to my Twitch Channel

Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 18,914

Quote:

Originally Posted by movieman2g

i just got infracted. jerk.

can a brotha get a 3 day self ban?

(whew) gotemmmmm this time

LATER CHIRP

10-25-2013 , 09:09 PM

#198

pushy26

grinder

Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 659

I'm about to head out to this little music festival in the bayside Melbourne suburb of St. Kilda. Very excited to see Television play Marquee Moon in it's entirety, should be a wicked fun day.

http://www.atpfestival.com/events/re...smelbourne.php

10-26-2013 , 08:38 AM

#199

GtrHtr

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Gramps

What's up with this new authoritarian, yet incompetent, regime?

I also had hopes during the election cycle in Iran. Guess we'll have to wait until next time...although I am surprised that you follow Iranian politics. Well done!