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10-27-2013 , 06:32 AM

#201

Deurdy

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There is a riddle which goes like this:
It's 3:00am, doorbell rings and you wake up. Unexpected visitors, it's your parents and they are there for breakfast. You have strawberry ham, honey, wine, bread and cheese. What is the first thing you open?

We are having a discussion between "your eyes" and "the door".
Which would you argue is valid?

10-27-2013 , 08:37 AM

#202

GtrHtr

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Ah, very nice trickery. Everyone knows that first you have to put on your wooden shoes.

10-27-2013 , 08:38 AM

#203

GtrHtr

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LDO

10-27-2013 , 10:15 AM

#204

suzzer99

Save the Cheerleader, Save the World

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Wtf is strawberry ham?

10-27-2013 , 10:18 AM

#205

TBadr

Pooh-Bah

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LOL GtrHtr

Unfortunately the answer is neither. Since it's 3am the first thing you open is the bedroom window to sneak out the escort you hired for the night.

10-27-2013 , 10:20 AM

#206

TBadr

Pooh-Bah

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LDO

10-27-2013 , 01:02 PM

#207

AMT

Charlie Brown of MTTs

Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 17,745

Doesn't the answer depend on what flavor ham?

10-27-2013 , 01:56 PM

#208

Deurdy

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Rofl, wp guys.

Fwiw, I didn't make this crap up, someone on FB posted this. :-)

10-27-2013 , 03:06 PM

#209

Beerocrat

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First thing to open is my fly

10-27-2013 , 10:36 PM

#210

crackedquads

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Beerocrat

First thing to open is my fly

Actually lol'ed way too much at this.

10-27-2013 , 10:50 PM

#211

microbet

Solar Powered

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 58,346

I don't want to be so rude as to tell you guys what kind of people open their flys when their parents come over, but it rhymes with uncle****ers.

10-27-2013 , 11:27 PM

#212

DevinLake

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Deurdy

I would argue that to know its ur parents your eyes have probably already opened. Most likely when you heard the doorbell.

10-28-2013 , 03:41 PM

#213

Rusemandingo

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Unless you can make it downstairs wo seeing or breathing then the door isnt the right answer.

10-28-2013 , 03:59 PM

#214

Beerocrat

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Well, it's a stupid "GOTCHA" riddle

In order to know who it is and why they are there you've already opened your eyes, door and mouth. You've probably opened your fridge and cabinets if you have an inventory.

So, first thing you open starting when?

I mean first thing you open all-time is your momma's vajayjay mostly likely.

10-28-2013 , 05:49 PM

#215

Rusemandingo

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Beerocrat

If were gonna treat this thing seriously then the "starting when" should be after "doorbell rings and you wake up". And the you in the story doesnt necessarily know who's at the door, what's for bfast, etc. Prob weird nostril and ear sinuses or w/e that open before your eyes or mouth would. Depending how person sleeps.

That being said "momma's vajayjay" is the answer ill give next time i see this on fb, and do Dutchies really drink wine with breakfast?

Last edited by Rusemandingo; 10-28-2013 at 05:50 PM. Reason: anything to put off grinding:(

10-28-2013 , 08:26 PM

#216

microbet

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Quote:

Originally Posted by suzzer99

Wtf is strawberry ham?

10-28-2013 , 10:00 PM

#217

SiQ

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I seriously hate those "gotcha" riddles. Like some loser heard a real mind-trick riddle like you're running a marathon and you pass the person in 2nd place, what place are you in? and they tried to come up with their own but have the mentality of an 8yo.

10-29-2013 , 10:46 AM

#218

bones

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 10,390

I remember the 20th or so time I heard the "where do they bury the survivors" joke/riddle when I was 8, I wanted to beat the **** out of the person saying it. But I was way too small to do anything about it, so I waited. I've kept in contact with him through myspace, then facebook. He is my primary motivation to succeed in life. When I get Big Ern rich I'm gonna bury him along the US/canada border alive, because that's the joke right?