no fkn arab crooks don't even rake play money hands. also play money 200+ bb's deep is fun. we might die tonight

For those of you who are into this sort of thing...

She has really big......... eyes.

speaking of really big....

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...ostcount=18939

wat, isildur loses every now and then?

insurance premiums for all her back problems

Patrik Antonius wins $1356946.50
(Rake: $0.50)

yeah if it was a $600,000 SNG it would be ****ing $550,000 +$50,000

Don't be silly. Rake would only be $25k. That's reasonable for the server load involved.

Lol mega-owned: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnZN0ASNPbg

How the **** do they kick the black guy out? Like you're supposed to be able to control yourself when someone is shoving you and coming after you?

Nice belt.

Typical night in the barrio. Happens nearly nightly within 1/2 mile of anyone's house in Arizona. Pick a day that ends with "day" and anytime after midnight this scene can be filmed virtually anywhere in Tucson or Phoenix, or (insert city here).

Just get some tats, take off your shirt and roll on whoever for whatever.

Great times.

The uber sick part of the 1.3m pot was that every single decision was standard!! Only in PLO.

Pre -
3bet by PA standard, 4bet by isildur standard, 5bet by PA was probably standard

Post -
No way the money isn't going in a such a shallow pot.

I miss PLO, and I will go back someday

Is there a version of pokerstove for PLO? I was trying to work out in my head the contribution to Isildur's win probability (against Antonius' range) of the various runner runner combinations - but it's late and my head hurts.

Sry lazy me:

http://www.plomahatools.com/equity

2p2 thread http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/38...ulator-315064/

Yes but you need a NASA supercomputer to run it.

Or maybe a Centrino powered Toshiba?

How is this stuff? I'm actually in an elective wine class because I waited til a week before classes started to pick my last class of the semester. My professor has talked a bit about this wine and the story behind it, and I imagine he'll offer it to us this week.

re:stun gun girl. doesn't matter if you're 10 or 100, if you're fighting back/resisting arrest a cop has the right to use enough force as necessary to subdue you. tasing that girl for 5 seconds or less causes no lasting physical harm after the shock ends, and tasing is much better than hitting her with a baton, or wrestling with her and that cop running the risk of physically injuring her in an altercation. this story would probably be substantially worse for the PD if the cop breaks her arm trying to put her in cuffs. stunning her really is probably the safest way to subdue her, no? it's not like he's going to give her a lolly pop and she'll slap the handcuffs on herself.

(662): They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the **** women are actually trying to say.

u guys come to phx we r cool and niiiiice dang omg woops 12 more girlfriends accident ropestta stone is dumb girls r ez just ask me for ips i have 12 gfs thx bye movieman un r cooole and nice asher lazzzatoooo!! angels in then outfield

May I suggest Google Translations to adopt Sippin-drunken-speak..

Also, there is a huge flaw in NLHE cash gaming; there's no opportunity for spite-calling..FML

when is STTf off topic day?

probably will never happen

wat, it has happened in the past imo

omg remember that day it was so awesome

remember at the time though thinking this will never happen again haha, every single topic on the first 2 pages was OT