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09-26-2009 , 10:28 PM

#2226

lacky

STTF HUC I Winner

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 7,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by microbet

OOT inspired topic

Have you ever called the cops on anyone, and if so, why?

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One time I saw a guy just punch someone in the face and the victim fell flat, slamming his head on the sidewalk. I didn't see any provocation. I followed the puncher a block or two and hailed a cop. That's the only time ever. If it happened now, I might be more brave about asking the puncher why he did it. At the time I was 17 and more afraid of getting punched than I am now.

Ok, well, one more sorta. With my wife's encouragement I called the cops about a car that had been sitting in front of our house for several days and didn't belong to anyone who lived on the block. That turned out to be a mistake because it belonged to a relative of a neighbor and the car was there because they were seriously ill in the hospital.

I have called the cops on obviosly drunk drivers maybe 5 or 6 times. I also called in a guy that had poached a bunch of ducks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirDirDirty

So I load up a set of 30 DoNs, I'm playing alright, only busting like 2 early to coolers, doubling in a few, feeling good about it, and all of a sudden my roommates bird flys into my room and starts biting the **** out of my ear and finger. I tilt like a mother ****er, and end up having a losing session. Awesome.

If that bird ever comes in here again I'm swatting it into a ****ing wall.

my number one thing I hate is having a spider drop down from the ceiling in front of my face and into my lap while playing. I would think that would be really rare, but it's happened to me at least 3 times that i can remember

09-26-2009 , 10:31 PM

#2227

KoreanBuffet

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,268

I only monkey tilt when my mom calls while I'm playing.

09-26-2009 , 10:46 PM

#2228

Doublez-Down

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 7,242

Not human imo. 8 catches, 157 yards, 1TD, a blocked FG (and another TD that the refs missed). Oh yeah, against the nation's #1 defense.

09-26-2009 , 10:49 PM

#2229

CastleBravo79

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by KoreanBuffet

I only monkey tilt when my mom calls while I'm playing.

LOL

09-26-2009 , 10:51 PM

#2230

Kä²°ä®¥n

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,924

Quote:

Originally Posted by microbet

OOT inspired topic

Have you ever called the cops on anyone, and if so, why?

1) After some random refugees set a bar's restroom on fire while I was in it taking a poop.

2) After I flipped my car on it's roof while going 55 miles/hour (the car had stopped obv when I made the call).

3) When I heard rifle fire outside my house

4) After I crashed my car on a bucket full of rocks which was sitting in the middle of a freeway

5) When I was chased by some mean people by foot

6) When I was chased by even meaner people by car

09-26-2009 , 10:53 PM

#2231

Hood

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 6,895

non-sng but yes-poker related brag inside

Spoiler:

09-26-2009 , 11:01 PM

#2232

Korlit

old hand

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,500

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hood

non-sng but yes-poker related brag inside

[x] first 1.5k day
[x] dollar a hand not even including the rakebarks
[x] decent number of hands
[x] even shipped $28 on the stars vip freeroll today

[/spoil]

Gratz on great results, Hood.

09-26-2009 , 11:07 PM

#2233

Korlit

old hand

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 1,500

I try really hard to get my chat banned but PS Support doesn't care.

09-26-2009 , 11:07 PM

#2234

microbet

Solar Powered

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 58,354

Karp,

Why were mean people chasing you? Why were meaner people chasing you?

09-26-2009 , 11:32 PM

#2235

Kä²°ä®¥n

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 5,924

Quote:

Originally Posted by microbet

Karp,

Why were mean people chasing you? Why were meaner people chasing you?

Coz they were so damn mean

09-26-2009 , 11:33 PM

#2236

Daleroxxu

veteran

Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 3,258

hood 6-max? and what limits?

09-26-2009 , 11:38 PM

#2237

jurrasstoil

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 8,743

Quote:

Originally Posted by microbet

OOT inspired topic

Have you ever called the cops on anyone, and if so, why?

1.) idiots stole my bike

2.) idiots stole my bike

3.) idiot almost totaled my car in a parking lot. How in gods fing name can someone not notice that he is destroying another car while pulling out of his parking space. It looked like he smashed into it with 60mph. Of course he left the lot without leaving a number or anything. Karma fixed this when he got caught by the police 1 month later and he had to pay for both car repairs and lost his license. It wasn't even his own car.

was close to a 4th time when my direct neighbor had a party playing the squeezbox and singing on a tuesday till 6am.

Last edited by jurrasstoil; 09-26-2009 at 11:46 PM. Reason: Karma added

09-26-2009 , 11:41 PM

#2238

Doublez-Down

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 7,242

I used OnStar to call them on a drunk driver once - good deed for the day.

09-26-2009 , 11:47 PM

#2239

microbet

Solar Powered

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 58,354

Quote:

Originally Posted by jurrasstoil

was close to a 4th time when my direct neighbor had a party playing the squeezbox and singing on a tuesday till 6am.

Obviously play was to turn your stereo all the way up and play

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49H0IfoILwQ

09-26-2009 , 11:59 PM

#2240

CastleBravo79

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 3,626

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kä²°ä®¥n

1) After some random refugees set a bar's restroom on fire while I was in it taking a poop.

2) After I flipped my car on it's roof while going 55 miles/hour (the car had stopped obv when I made the call).

3) When I heard rifle fire outside my house

4) After I crashed my car on a bucket full of rocks which was sitting in the middle of a freeway

5) When I was chased by some mean people by foot

6) When I was chased by even meaner people by car

Holy wtf, please tell me where you live so I never go there.

09-27-2009 , 12:01 AM

#2241

Doublez-Down

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 7,242

Hood, is that 6 max cash? Plz teach me ldo.

09-27-2009 , 12:27 AM

#2242

Hood

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 6,895

cash minbet poker 3/6 and 5/T

Last edited by Hood; 09-27-2009 at 12:36 AM.

09-27-2009 , 12:41 AM

#2243

Doublez-Down

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 7,242

minbet = limit?

09-27-2009 , 01:04 AM

#2244

dipstikdave

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 2,179

Quote:

Originally Posted by KoreanBuffet

I only monkey tilt when my mom calls while I'm masterbating.

fyp

09-27-2009 , 01:06 AM

#2245

Josem

human chemical weapon

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 18,249

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Towelie_

So I just apologized to this guy and gave him the upper hand in this situation even though i'm more inconvenienced by them then they are by me and it's not even close. FML

It seems to me that you should just repeatedly complain to them about their noise - and do it when they're making lots of noise.

Build a track record of multiple complaints, so that next time the guy comes to complain about you, you can just refer to the many complaints you've had about them.

09-27-2009 , 01:06 AM

#2246

Josem

human chemical weapon

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 18,249

Quote:

Originally Posted by Korlit

I try really hard to get my chat banned but PS Support doesn't care.

sn?

09-27-2009 , 01:08 AM

#2247

Josem

human chemical weapon

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 18,249

Quote:

Originally Posted by juandadi

the other one, HU just types " suck that f a g" when he calls my shove with T9 and wins.... (slapshooter)

maybe i just get the better out of them..
all in one session...

whats wrong with people.....??

You should report these people to chat@pokerstars.com so that these muppets have their chat privileges removed and stop alienating 'less confident' players.

These idiots ruin the games for everyone when they abuse others or spew sharkscope stats.

Also, my gf is currently going deep in the daily double on FT (brag), and i'm cleaning the house (beat).

09-27-2009 , 02:59 AM

#2248

Josem

human chemical weapon

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 18,249

Quote:

Originally Posted by Josem

Also, my gf is currently going deep in the daily double on FT (brag), and i'm cleaning the house (beat).

It has been a good day - she won, and I finished cleaning my apartment.

09-27-2009 , 04:48 AM

#2249

TBadr

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 5,669

Quote:

Originally Posted by jurrasstoil

How in gods fing name can someone not notice that he is destroying another car while pulling out of his parking space. It looked like he smashed into it with 60mph. Of course he left the lot without leaving a number or anything.

Some morons don't bother to look back while they're backing up I guess

The C*nt didn't leave any contact info but thankfully there was a witness that told me all about it once I showed up 15 mins later. She resides in the same apartment complex and has an assigned spot lol... and she thought she could just get away.

09-27-2009 , 04:48 AM

#2250

SiQ

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 7,248

Congrats Josem GF. now wait if she's ur gf and u cleaned the apt. doesn't that make you your gf's gf?

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