um, what?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQev3UoGp2M

i had this fat ingrown hair on my inner thigh, and i tried to squeeze it like i always do cuz i always get ingrown hairs cuz i'm a sasquatch, and it popped... except... on the inside of me lolz . now i have a cyst. i love how karp is giving us updates and seems calm, i would be losing my ****.

Ok trying to wade through the wickss AHK documentation and thread. But quickly can anyone tell me how the AutoReg tournies feature works? Does it just continually register you for tournaments as you busto/win?

Korean all it does is one click registration for the games, nothing more

sick karp, def use your one time and i hope it "goes" back on lol

Ah I see, thanks.

table ninja can do what ur asking though

Doctor said that my finger will be "working but itll look ugly". i might need surgery though. goodbyes to my hand model career!

lololollll

http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/vi...v=129056048416

Don't fret Karp you can prolly ship some kinky removeable limb porn or summats.

Ummm yeah, standard since igrew up in morocco. But it was funny that it's weird for foreigners. These goats eat a unique fruit from a tree that only grows in that specific region. Then they poop the seed which is cracked to produce a very unique and expensive oil called argan oil.

Dude I don't think you're supposed to pop ingrown hairs, mainly for this reason. Use some tweezers to get to that thing and pull it from under the skin.

sometimes you have to learn the hard way. glad ur fangers gonna be ok karp. also this is funny and classic www.xkcd.com so many guys are wimpy excuse makers (myself included)

I'd be happy to help, just shoot me a PM.

I lolled super hard!!

lol same here neil, i literally cant stop laughing still ! when he spins around gets me , mannnnn i need air !

Test driving AHK. Previously had never used them. Down to 2 tables in my sesh aaaaaaaaaaaand:


Poker Stars $5.00+$0.20 No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t200/t400 Blinds + t40 - 9 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG+2: t1730 M = 1.80
MP1: t2350 M = 2.45
Hero (MP2): t1380 M = 1.44
CO: t1115 M = 1.16
BTN: t1110 M = 1.16
SB: t925 M = 0.96
BB: t2310 M = 2.41
UTG: t1690 M = 1.76
UTG+1: t2390 M = 2.49

Pre Flop: (t960) Hero is MP2 with K K
5 folds, CO raises to t1075 all in, 3 folds

This is so awful... I'm sorry.

QFT I missed this post. GL dude

Don't have a facebook acc and don't really intend on getting one. If some nice soul out there would post a screen shot of it itt that would be really nice

Can't post a screen shot, it's a video clip. You have only one option!!!!!!1111

I'll ship $5 to anyone who can put it on YouTube.

Your move.

Hang in there Karp. I've got a couple mangled fingers that work perfectly well and it's not big thing.

Remember: Bones heal, chicks dig scars, and the United States of America has the best doctor-to-daredevil ratio in the world.

does it count if it's already there?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJL1sqipjjw

Hand #1
Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

pokerdaqing (CO): $45.90
Thiel13 (BTN): $9.85
TAKEOFF57 (SB): $48.55
cheyava (BB): $50.00
Hero (UTG): $50.00
OCDLuckyME (MP): $106.90

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with A K
Hero raises to $2, 4 folds, cheyava raises to $50, Hero calls $48

Flop: ($100.25) 2 Q K

Turn: ($100.25) 9

River: ($100.25) Q

Final Pot: $100.25
cheyava shows 3 J
Hero shows A K
Hero wins $97.25
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #2
Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BB): $50.75
cheyava (UTG): $111.75
vamporwolf (MP): $41.30
eots777 (CO): $56.50
fededrazen (BTN): $10.00
Lost_my_A00 (SB): $49.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BB with K K
cheyava raises to $1, 3 folds, Lost_my_A00 calls $0.75, Hero raises to $5.50, cheyava calls $4.50, 1 fold

Flop: ($12.00) 3 8 Q (2 players)
Hero bets $8.00, cheyava raises to $16, Hero calls $8

Turn: ($44.00) K (2 players)
Hero checks, cheyava bets $56.00, Hero calls $29.25 all in

River: ($102.50) 5 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $102.50
Hero shows K K
cheyava shows 4 T
Hero wins $99.50
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #3
Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

pokerdaqing (BTN): $95.30
MJ_GOAT (SB): $50.95
TAKEOFF57 (BB): $34.80
cheyava (UTG): $136.50
Hero (MP): $90.50
OCDLuckyME (CO): $87.60

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is MP with K K
cheyava calls $0.50, Hero raises to $5, 4 folds, cheyava raises to $9.50, Hero raises to $90.50, cheyava calls $81

Flop: ($181.75) 7 4 9

Turn: ($181.75) A

River: ($181.75) Q

Final Pot: $181.75
cheyava shows 6 A
Hero shows K K
Hero wins $178.75
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #4
Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

pokerdaqing (BB): $42.75
MJ_GOAT (UTG): $54.35
TAKEOFF57 (MP): $106.75
cheyava (CO): $172.05
Hero (BTN): $173.55
OCDLuckyME (SB): $71.35

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with A A
MJ_GOAT raises to $2, 1 fold, cheyava calls $2, Hero raises to $12, 2 folds, MJ_GOAT raises to $27.50, cheyava raises to $43, Hero raises to $173.55, 1 fold, cheyava calls $129.05 all in

Flop: ($372.35) 5 6 8

Turn: ($372.35) K

River: ($372.35) 8

Final Pot: $372.35
cheyava shows 5 K
Hero shows A A
Hero wins $369.35
(Rake: $3.00)

Hand #5
Full Tilt Poker $50.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

Hero (BTN): $90.75
Abong85 (SB): $53.60
vamporwolf (BB): $52.65
eots777 (UTG): $81.35
Dieter29 (MP): $50.00
Lost_my_A00 (CO): $42.50

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is BTN with 8 8
eots777 raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero calls $2, 1 fold, vamporwolf calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.25) J 8 6 (3 players)
vamporwolf bets $6.25, eots777 folds, Hero raises to $17, vamporwolf raises to $50.65, Hero calls $33.65

Turn: ($107.55) A (2 players)

River: ($107.55) J (2 players)

Final Pot: $107.55
Hero shows 8 8
vamporwolf shows J 3
Hero wins $104.55
(Rake: $3.00)



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