So i finally decide to get Table ninja...(I was using other Scripts) so bought it tonite..

I was soo excited to use it cuz i saw a thread where they explain the table opener and how awesome it is, somthing i have been usuccesful to ever get to get it to work in the past.

But, I forgot they have to send you an email with your code...bbbbbaaahhhh!

Thanks for ruining my night, mr Karate kid.

pokah, I should post all my hands from the last couple days where I get the same type action from teh same type players with the same type hands, but at the end every HH ends with Hero lose xxx.xx.

run better devin, you know this !

Little bit excessive on the BBV ITT; you know this :P

yeah, I'm pretty sure karp used up the rest of this months and next months quata, and he hasn't even posted pics yet.

So after reading Sippin's post about his inner thigh area (I feel like I know sippin's body v. well after posting in this forum for so long), I have to ask....does anyone here powder their balls/their groin area? Am I the only one? IT FEELS AMAZING.

In fairness to pokah, the first few hands are against a special type of player that doesn't come along that often, and you aren't usually lucky enough to be the one to get his stack.

Has anyone watched the new show Modern Family yet? Only one episode so far but I found it very funny and the characters really interesting, looking forward to the next episode.

better than the black guy on the treadmill imo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiWgcRZlKy8

If I lived in DC this time of year I probably would - and I'm sure it would feel glorious....

I have no doubts that we all got born too soon. My children's grandchildren will be to all intents and purposes immortal.

What then happens to religion?

And I've now worked out the theoretical dvelopment process for a poker player:

Stage 1: Lose money

Stage 2: Learn to play tight

Stage 3: Bluff with lots of outs

Stage 4: Shania

Stage 5: Exploit opponents who are bad

Stage 6: Exploit opponents who are good

Stage 7: Durrrland - (see comments on immortality above - it's a necessary precondition)

Hope you recover Karp,

FWIW, I got an email from a friend of my brother in law's today - their 7 year old son has Adrenoleukodystrophy, the disease featured in the film Lorenzo's Oil.

The reality is that he's fuked, but the parents are saying that apart from a bone marrow transplant which is marginally useful, what non-medically approved treatmetnts are there available?

I understand their desperation, and want to help, but they are completely at the mercy of every snakeoil salesman who comes along.

What I want to reply, is, "Rejoice in the life your son has, don't chase fantasies, he will die, yes, but it is not the length of life which matters - it is the quality." But of course I can't - and I know they will chase over the world for ludicrous treatments which will inevitably fail. I have no idea whether I would react the same way, but what parent wouldn't risk everything for a tiny chance of success?

GBS said that reasonable men know what they can change and what they can't, so all change is the province of unreasonable men - What is the difference between the obsessions of unreasonable men and distraught parents?

Thank God my kids are healthy and safe,

Love you all ...

wtf i haven't developed any of the other cold symptoms yet. just sore throat. nose isn't stuffy, not coughing/sneezing, feel a little out of it but otherwise ok.
strep or a cold thats taking forever to get here? we'll see.

What happened was you started to get seriously ill, with the first step being a sore throat. You said "F you sore throat I'm not getting sick" and the rest of your sick symptoms fled in horror, because you're a real man and you don't get sick. In a few days this petty sore throat will disperse too after realizing that mounting an attack on your manhood is a frivolous exercise in futility.

So for you single college guys or you old married folk who ship the secretary on the side, what's your choice of go-to condom and why?

Trojan Magnum. Because it fits.

fwiw i had completely surrendered to the cold and accepted that I would be it's bitch and at it's mercy for the next few days.

i still don't know if it's coming or not but it never has taken this long to just have the other cold symptoms so I can conclude that either; it's not a cold but some other virus/bacterial infection, it is a cold but I'm reacting differently with this one, or Airborne really is working.

never ever thought about powdering my balls..
im sure it feels nice and cool? but wouldnt want a cloud of powder to be floating everywehre after i just reach to get something from my pockets..

wut kinda powder..???

cracked;

I had that last week. I still have the remnants of that now, 9 days later. Longest period of sickness I've had in a very long time, and the first time I took a sick day off work in almost two years.

I don't know if it some mild form of swine flu (apparently Australia is the global capital of that now) but it was crappy while it lasted.

honestly Joss I'd give no advice and just offer support and sympathy. Your advice will suck every bit as much as any other advice they get. There is nothing but crappy answers there, and personally I think they will resent the hell out of anyone that pretends to understand enough to offer advice unless they spacificly ask for it. Even then I think you have a pretty high chance of anything you say going badly.

all you can really hope for is they love their kid enough to skip any "cures" that are painfull/harmfull, and that the illness goes really slow, then really fast.

when I say things can always be worse, this is the stuff I'm talking about. watching your kid's mind and body slowly desintagrate, blah, makes me sick just thinking about it.

I CANNOT IMAGINE THE EMOTIONAL TORTURE THAT WOULD ATTEND THE TERMINAL ILLNESS / DEATH OF ONE OF MY CHILDREN

got bit carried away i love you !

Physics joke, har har.

But to be a physics nit (and as an excuse to use large words), I would point out that decoherence of a universal wavefunction which acts in preference your own consciousness seems to imply to me that you would be restricted to realities where other people don't truly exist anyway.

I'm goning to buy a new computer, and would like to know what I should think about if I run 14-16 table continous with PT3, PokerShortcuts and porn (not rly) at the same time.

I know there have been threads about this before, but they are really so many, and I don't have time to look right now. Anyone know were to look?