OMG I couldn't stop laughing at this Hood! You are my new hero

villain: you little ****
villain: you ****in suck balls
villain: sooo ****ing bad
villain: your lucky poker stars caters to ****in dumbasses
villain: you play like a ****ing n1gger
Hero: <3 you
villain: get hit by a bus
villain: you know u ****ing got lucky
Hero: i love you
Hero: i hope you have a nice day
villain: ****in 7–3?
Hero: and that you are successful in life
villain: and **** like that
villain: give me a ****ing break
Hero: you are a beautiful person, inside and out
villain: no
villain: i would kill you
villain: if you were here
villain: believe me
Hero: thats fine
Hero: whatever you want
villain: i would cut your ****ing throat
villain: you little *****
Hero: i would do it, to make you happy
villain: and id rape your mother
villain: your wife
villain: your sister
Hero: you couldn’t rape them
Hero: because i would offer them to you, as gifts
villain chat tanks
villain: yeah okay
Dealer: villain leaves the table

i came

It is very unlikely that this will operate a 30" monitor at full resolution.

Yeah nvm that post, I fully misread..

lol I didn't mean to cause this much commotion with my little post. I really don't want to debate this topic so I'll just leave it to you pros.

So who should I ship $.02 to to activate the boomswitch? I don't think I could have run worse over the last week or so.

yeah it's kind of sad; i moved most of my play over to a euro site this month and the opponents are much more cordial. today i played a 200 hand match against a guy and we were chatting all the way, "nh", "thanks, lucky", "wow, tough beat". So it's pretty limiting on the chat abuse.

Anyway with this guy, we then got on to "so where you from buddy", chat about UK counties, then on to some friendly banter like "hmm i don't think you got it punk!" as we called on teh river etc. This was whilst he was down like $200 and running pretty bad.

Oh, and then he lied about what hand he mucked at showdown. He called with like ace high when i had two pair and he said "wow nice hand... i just had a pair of kings."

This was at 5/T.

The games are dead imo.

I nominate 'Quake Relief' so that at the very least your money goes to a worthy charity rather than a wealthy poker player.

I want confirmation that boomswitch will be activated once funds are transferred.

She looks ready to rumble.

I can confirm that it is morally right to contribute to charity.

little person imo.

but will it keep me from getting sick?

^^^badumpachuhh!!

cq, id show her my "little person" iykwim

50, who is she? I think im in love!

to me she's 76bymauro55vc7.jpg

Hey guys, just had my 1st ever 1k day at the stts!!

Really pleased and big thanks to people who have helped me get there inc hood, siq, spooky and simple.

BOOM!!

ship it slideby, nice one

there should be a search engine for pictures where you can upload a pic and search imo , there is one for audio like midomi/shazam, google for text...where's the one for pics god damnt it!!

cheers hood, and without our convos and yours and mikes help id still be at the 6s. Paid 5% of my wedding in 1 day lol

Not all publicity is good publicity.

yeah from now on i am polyester all the way

tbad: google image search?

You are just crushing these games slideby, You def deserved this 1k day. Now time to move up