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IDK man, he hates on the haters a lot.

and he also hates on feminists and Ohio St and BigSkip and Dream Crusher and homeless people and cops and taxes and the quarantine lockdowns and all enemies of college football and and and

he seems more full of hate than most people itt to me

Thank you for pointing this out.

It usually seems personal.

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06-09-2020 , 09:33 PM

#13827

RoadtoPro

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I have classmates that accepted jobs at places like Geico who call themselves bankers.

Spoiler:

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06-09-2020 , 09:34 PM

#13828

Garick

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Banker. Be close to the money and the money flows. Plus looks better on the resume when trying to get the job you actually want and sounds more impressive on the dating circuit.

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06-09-2020 , 09:39 PM

#13829

feel wrath

The Situation

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Originally Posted by Garick

Banker. Be close to the money and the money flows. Plus looks better on the resume when trying to get the job you actually want and sounds more impressive on the dating circuit.

plus it's important to start destroying your soul early on in your professional life so that you don't ever aspire to any kind of pure joy or freedom again

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06-09-2020 , 09:41 PM

#13830

RoadtoPro

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

While dude hitting on girls' moms videos gets a few million views.

this is unfortunately because it isn’t watchable

... and because a lot of people are stooopid

You’re in pretty good company if you play chess actively. A lot of the most successful people do. You’d be surprised.

Haters gonna hate.

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06-09-2020 , 09:43 PM

#13831

RoadtoPro

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feelie & sqwid > Garick

but just barely

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06-09-2020 , 09:44 PM

#13832

Dream Crusher

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

No, absolutely not! I don't waste food like that - I would just say "I'm good, but thank you." I certainly hope you're not in the habit of throwing out food like that.

Yeah, and how you think that's going to go over? You're never going to get any raises. They'll probably call you Ronald, like Ronald McDonald or maybe just Jack in the Crack. At least you're not a vegetarian.

Pretty sure the bread is a critical component of those sliders though because they patties have holes in them that release juices which get soaked up by the bun.

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06-09-2020 , 09:47 PM

#13833

Dream Crusher

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If you don't eat bread, I guess you could have eaten the meal I got from Taco Bell:

3 Tostadas, 2 Chicken Quesadillas, 1 Cheesy Rollup, 2 Triple Layer Nachos. No drink because I'm trying to stay healthy.

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06-09-2020 , 10:15 PM

#13834

sixsevenoff

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I'm sure it tastes great, but I'm not into eating that kind of food haha.

That's literally nothing from your taco bell order I would eat. All of those things are breads, or closely related to bread

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06-09-2020 , 10:18 PM

#13835

DeadMoneyWalking

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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro

correct, but how many years did she go to school starting from kindergarten? Also a lot of doctors don’t get their job through knowing someone like a lot of people do.

Take someone like Tiger Woods and Magnus Carlsen and while I’m sure they had their breaks they didn’t need anyone else’s charity.

Also you may be able to say the same thing about Milton Hershey, Albert Einstein, Benjamin Franklin, Stephen King, Oprah Winfrey, Thomas Edison, Walt Disney and hundreds of other people.

I.e. it’s not about the money

. I'd never heard of Kin Hubbard either.

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Honestly, while the $$ settlements can be really unfair, what I think is worse is how badly men get ****ed over in custody settlements in many divorces.

Most of them aren't really contested.

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06-09-2020 , 10:30 PM

#13836

Mr Spyutastic

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Originally Posted by Garick

Whitecastle. Be close to the burgers and the grease flows. Plus looks better on the resume when trying to get the job you actually want and sounds more impressive on the stoner circuit.

FYP

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06-09-2020 , 10:30 PM

#13837

squid face

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work at white castle if u wnna smoke weed all shift long with the boyz

work at the bank if you wanna do blow all the time so you can work a mirrion hours per week

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06-09-2020 , 10:35 PM

#13838

Mr Spyutastic

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I don't think I could trust somebody who didn't eat bread.

That's disrespectful to our ancestors.

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06-09-2020 , 10:36 PM

#13839

Mr Spyutastic

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Originally Posted by Dream Crusher

I miss the Gorditas and Chalupas they used to have.

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06-09-2020 , 10:38 PM

#13840

sixsevenoff

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If Garick is right that being a banker provides a boost in dicking these hoes down, then that is a heavy push.

I don't think you guys understand that the white castle job isn't one of those $11/hr do drive thru and all that other bullshit jobs. It's actually supposed to be a bachelor's degree job.

I'm not sure how doing banking will help get a research assistant job.

I will never do cocaine again! I don't smoke weed during the day anymore, only once at night!

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06-09-2020 , 10:40 PM

#13841

sixsevenoff

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

I don't think I could trust somebody who didn't eat bread.

That's disrespectful to our ancestors.

I'm currently staring at myself shirtless and oogling over my abs. You can't have that if you're eating bread all the time.

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06-09-2020 , 10:42 PM

#13842

feel wrath

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

I don't think I could trust somebody who didn't eat bread.

That's disrespectful to our ancestors.

and I certainly can't trust people who'll never do coke again.

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06-09-2020 , 10:43 PM

#13843

Mr Spyutastic

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

I'm currently staring at myself shirtless and oogling over my abs. You can't have that if you're eating bread all the time.

What's the point?

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06-09-2020 , 10:46 PM

#13844

prairiebreeze

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

I don't think I could trust somebody who didn't eat bread.

That's disrespectful to our ancestors.

carbs.

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06-09-2020 , 10:46 PM

#13845

sixsevenoff

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

What's the point?

I'm way bigger than that guy and you know it. You know I put in the work.

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06-09-2020 , 10:48 PM

#13846

guttterball

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

Is it data entry or something else? Their job postings do say "free meals while working". Better bring your own romaine so you can have keto friendly lettuce wrap burgerz on the reg.

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06-09-2020 , 10:48 PM

#13847

Donat3llo

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

While dude hitting on girls' moms videos gets a few million views.

In the name of pedantry, it was 40k active viewers while the live game was being played. That doesn't scale to a few million views but 40k still seems like a lot for a chess game.

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06-09-2020 , 10:49 PM

#13848

prairiebreeze

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

What's the point?

Don’t be hating on the big girls... they need

too.

And they can be the gateway to some FINE women.

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06-09-2020 , 10:50 PM

#13849

squid face

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

I don't think you guys understand that the white castle job isn't one of those $11/hr do drive thru and all that other bullshit jobs. It's actually supposed to be a bachelor's degree job.

I'm pretty sure assistant swing shift fast food manager jobs dont require a bachelors degree