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Was that the time you fell over near the hooker bar outside the poker room in the middle of the V, or erm....a different time??

Actually think drunkest I’ve ever been in Vegas was after Toots and Skip and I played drunk 1/2 in Caesars last year for about 7 hours. I’d flown in from Sydney that morning and was in bad shape

Tootie was about one more shot away from being ejected and carried home

You know how stressful and out of character it was for me to be the responsible party?

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02-21-2020 , 07:08 PM

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SABR42

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Originally Posted by Donat3llo

This is what happens when you carry 10k stacks around in your pocket.

I DO NOT DO THIS JUST IN CASE ANYONE'S GETTING IDEAS ABOUT ROBBING ME.

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02-21-2020 , 07:08 PM

#4603

Mr Spyutastic

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Originally Posted by prairiebreeze

Are we manipulating the board too? Asking for a friend.

Just so I'm clear we're still talking about anal rape right?

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02-21-2020 , 07:08 PM

#4604

feel wrath

The Situation

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Originally Posted by SABR42

It was not at the V. I don't think I've done that at the V either.

Oh yes you did Sir

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02-21-2020 , 07:10 PM

#4605

Natamus

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Originally Posted by miamicheats

Can’t think of a more spot on take

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Seriously! There was even a Trader Joe’s in West Hollywood that had a solid Parking situation. They leveled the strip mall and built a mid rise apartment complex with the Trader Joe’s now occupying the retail space at the bottom. Parking went from an surface lot to being shared underground with the residents parking.

Ughhhhh this is why we can’t have nice things #FirstWorldProblems

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02-21-2020 , 07:18 PM

#4606

johnny_on_the_spot

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Originally Posted by SABR42

I DO NOT DO THIS JUST IN CASE ANYONE'S GETTING IDEAS ABOUT ROBBING ME.

LIST O' SHYT TO DO IN VEGAS

[ ] ROB SABR
[ ] DON'T OD

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02-21-2020 , 07:20 PM

#4607

BiteMeFish

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Originally Posted by SABR42

Dude, no one is treating you "like a child" because of your age.

It's your attitude and the way you get defensive and constantly list all your accoplishments like you are the only smart person in here.

Personally I don't have a problem with you but you'd have to be pretty oblivious to not understand what's happening here.

So much this

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Originally Posted by RoadtoPro

this may be true, but I personally don't agree with it. not saying you're wrong. A lot of it, even if unintentional is directly related to assumptions that I'm dumb and naive purely because I'm young.

but either way it doesn't change all the quoting out of context people tend to do here. At least I don't go out of my way to put other people down. It should be very clear at this point that I'm just being myself and not trolling.

But then the bolded and I just lol.
Like, I'm listening to DGAF's podcast and reading through his 2k post for the first time and so much of him talking about being good for the game and playing to the fish.
I can't help but think that regardless of where you think your technical skills lie, and I'm not saying you're wrong, I think you've got a long way to go before you're welcome with the whales because you entertain them and make them happy to lose stacks to you.

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02-21-2020 , 07:22 PM

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miamicheats

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

@miamicheats I challenge you to drive up to Ann Arbor and say that to my face. We can meet right in front of the Big House... I'm wearing a Michigan shirt and khaki pants, so I get to play Jim Harbaugh today.

@Feel Wrath Thank you for your advice! I was considering flaming his yelp reviews (he owns a business) with stories from last night, but I feel like the world would frown at that and think I was immature.

Lol I don’t think you can fathom how many “units” my dear kangaroo ****ing friend can house when he’s all hopped up on the white stuff

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02-21-2020 , 07:24 PM

#4609

BiteMeFish

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Originally Posted by Mr Spyutastic

Checkmate

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02-21-2020 , 07:31 PM

#4610

sixsevenoff

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Originally Posted by miamicheats

Lol I don’t think you can fathom how many “units” my dear kangaroo ****ing friend can house when he’s all hopped up on the white stuff

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I wanted to respond with "I have more money than anyone in this thread, and am better than all of you at NLHE" as a troll, but then I realized you guys would think I was being serious. It's sad when no one gets sarcasm that I can't even tell a joke.

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02-21-2020 , 07:36 PM

#4611

Donat3llo

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Originally Posted by SABR42

I DO NOT DO THIS JUST IN CASE ANYONE'S GETTING IDEAS ABOUT ROBBING ME.

The bold really helps sell it *wink* *wink*

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02-21-2020 , 07:37 PM

#4612

Donat3llo

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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot

LIST O' SHYT TO DO IN VEGAS

[ ] ROB SABR

[ ] DON'T OD

If by rob you mean wait for him to be drunk enough to just give it to you, then yeah. I'm in

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02-21-2020 , 07:37 PM

#4613

BiteMeFish

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

Too obvious; didn't laugh

Real talk though: it's a (not very) fine line between clear trolling and sounding so serious that nobody can tell you're kidding. Keep trying.

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02-21-2020 , 07:38 PM

#4614

BiteMeFish

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Originally Posted by johnny_on_the_spot

LIST O' SHYT TO DO IN VEGAS

[ ] ROB SABR
[ ] DON'T OD

Threesome with sabr and farha? NTTIAWWT

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02-21-2020 , 07:39 PM

#4615

Donat3llo

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There's gotta easier people to rob than a dude that squats 400lbs

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02-21-2020 , 07:40 PM

#4616

johnny_on_the_spot

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Originally Posted by BiteMeFish

Threesome with sabr and farha? NTTIAWWT

there was only 1 'B' not like 12

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02-21-2020 , 07:41 PM

#4617

johnny_on_the_spot

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Originally Posted by Donat3llo

There's gotta easier people to rob than a dude that squats 400lbs

or be able to squat 500 lbs

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02-21-2020 , 07:45 PM

#4618

Natamus

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

Trust no one would believe that and therefore it would be a joke by default just not the one you’re trying to tell.

Not sure you should be the thread authority on sarcasm or people getting or not getting jokes, considering your interpersonal interaction struggles

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02-21-2020 , 07:47 PM

#4619

miamicheats

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If anyone ever tells me they are the best at poker or have more money than me I am challenging them to a pogo stick joust.

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02-21-2020 , 07:48 PM

#4620

johnny_on_the_spot

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Originally Posted by sixsevenoff

if you're ever unsure, just end your post with "/s", which is the internet way of saying something was sarcastic

damn internet really does need a font for sarcasm. like 3/4 of internet posts are sarcasm. internet is basically porn and sarcasm. don't get me started on porn comments sections. thats some good reading if you get bored...

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02-21-2020 , 07:50 PM

#4621

miamicheats

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Switching topics

Comedians should start using accurate statistics instead of broad generalizations.

37% of people living in the orient know what I’m taking bout.

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02-21-2020 , 07:50 PM

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johnny_on_the_spot

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Originally Posted by miamicheats

If anyone ever tells me they are the best at poker or have more money than me I am challenging them to a pogo stick joust.

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i only participate in monkey knife fights. my monkey, Dicksmasher McIroncock, had a very solid 2019 outing.