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03-26-2014 , 11:20 PM

#351

Captain Ron

adept

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 942

Quote:

Originally Posted by chillrob

In a van, down by the OCEAN!

Where is that exactly, on 6th St.?

03-26-2014 , 11:22 PM

#352

that_pope

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 33,573

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Ron

Time to start drinking again.

Quote:

Originally Posted by jesse8888

It was mutual. Kind of.

If this is saying what I think it is, then it was best that you stuck to her principles about no marriage. Although you mighta got yourself a nice chunk of change now that I think about it.

03-26-2014 , 11:35 PM

#353

jesse8888

Yes, you barred

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 16,685

horrible joke captain. it's not really saying anything other than it was....kind of mutual. it was for the best, for both of us. i think anyway.

as for the marriage thing. there would have been an ironclad prenupt and all that but yeah assuming there hadn't been and we were now splitting assets straight down the middle yeah I'd have a solid 6 figures coming to me.

but it's not like that was ever a possible option.

03-26-2014 , 11:46 PM

#354

Captain Ron

adept

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 942

I once slept in a van with 2 other guys in a parking lot outside of the Imperial Palace. The river/ocean doesn't sound so bad.

03-27-2014 , 12:02 AM

#355

chillrob

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 23,178

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Ron

I once slept in a van with 2 other guys in a parking lot outside of the Imperial Palace. The river/ocean doesn't sound so bad.

I once slept in the Imperial Palace and wished I was in a van.

03-27-2014 , 12:04 AM

#356

DougL

Too helpful for this post

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 21,810

03-27-2014 , 12:20 AM

#357

jesse8888

Yes, you barred

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 16,685

Never slept in a van. Isuzu rodeo one time. Little cramped.

03-27-2014 , 12:27 AM

#358

DougL

Too helpful for this post

Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 21,810

Ever stay at IP?

03-27-2014 , 12:51 AM

#359

jesse8888

Yes, you barred

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 16,685

Also no

03-27-2014 , 01:21 AM

#360

Brown Keeper

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,542

Quote:

Originally Posted by jesse8888

And half of an amazing car.

03-27-2014 , 08:46 AM

#361

leo doc

Most interesting man on 2p2

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 12,132

Quote:

Originally Posted by jesse8888

we were now splitting assets straight down the middle

When you're divvying up her pair of ****-me boots, please try to get the right one and bring it with you the next time we meet. I'm gonna use it to give you a kick in the ass for making me learn about this matter itt.

03-27-2014 , 10:57 AM

#362

Bob148

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: May 2012 Posts: 12,073

Last week:

Job calls for the first time since January: "We got some work for you." Work happens.

This week:

Job calls: "You were terminated previous to the work you performed last week and you need to reapply before you can get paid and do more work."

Best job ever. Right?

03-27-2014 , 12:20 PM

#363

callipygian

slowrolled by tpiranha!

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 19,880

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Ron

I once slept in a van with 2 other guys in a parking lot outside of the Imperial Palace.

You got paid for that in cash or in drugs?

03-27-2014 , 01:30 PM

#364

Captain Ron

adept

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 942

Quote:

Originally Posted by callipygian

You got paid for that in cash or in drugs?

I was in college and broke and miles away from home, you would've done the same.

03-28-2014 , 03:29 PM

#365

jesse8888

Yes, you barred

Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 16,685

Quote:

Originally Posted by leo doc

Probably couldn't zip it up.

03-28-2014 , 05:58 PM

#366

MacauBound

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,786

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Ron

I get called for a 20/40 seat, and the first person tanks for 5 min if she wants to table change. She does. I try to post then another guy wants to take that seat, but he needs to deal off. He finally moves out of the 5 seat, but another guy wants to move into the 5.

After about 10 min of standing around with my dick in my hand I get to post in the HJ.

First hand, I get 43dd and make a flush on the turn in a big raised pot.
Second hand, I raise and take the blinds.
Third hand, I raise with QQ vs the nit with JJ and he pays me off on the AKx board.
Fourth hand, I get AKo in the BB vs the button raiser and SB caller and flop an Ace.

After scooping the pot, I say to no one in particular, "good seat change".

Love it when the seat nits get luckboxxed. nice hands

03-28-2014 , 06:00 PM

#367

jdr0317

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Jan 2012 Posts: 8,238

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacauBound

Love it when the seat nits get luckboxxed. nice hands

I almost never even bother ask for seat change buttons, barring having a nightmare-type player (loose-passive pre, loose-aggressive post for example) to my left. Seems like someone is always willing to get into a pissing match over the seat change #3.

03-28-2014 , 06:37 PM

#368

MacauBound

old hand

Join Date: Mar 2013 Posts: 1,786

haha exactly. Even better than luckboxxing them is the needle at the end just to drive the point home.

03-28-2014 , 07:37 PM

#369

MApoker

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,705

Current status. And by no small coincidence, I plan to play poker this weekend, for the third time in four months...

03-28-2014 , 07:38 PM

#370

MApoker

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 1,705

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Ron

I was in college and broke and miles away from home, you would've done the same.

Oh, so it was drugs, then?

03-28-2014 , 07:52 PM

#371

Captain Ron

adept

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 942

Quote:

Originally Posted by MApoker

Oh, so it was drugs, then?

From what I understand, the law frowns less upon converting money into drugs than the other way around.

Whatever has a lower probability and severity of me getting into trouble, is how I make life decisions.

03-28-2014 , 08:07 PM

#372

callipygian

slowrolled by tpiranha!

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 19,880

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain Ron

From what I understand, the law frowns less upon converting money into drugs than the other way around.

Pharmaceutical companies convert drugs to money quite legally.

And drugs to sex too!

03-28-2014 , 10:12 PM

#373

daveopie

old hand

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 1,517

While waiting for a LHE seat to open up, I decided to watch a little PLO. I observed 5 hands, and saw a guy play all 5 hands. He won hands #3 and #5. As far as I could tell, the only words of English that he knew were "pot", "all in", and "rebuy" (he got felted on hands 1, 2, and 4).