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01-27-2016 , 09:41 AM

#9601

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Well when I used to play, playing with people took too long, so I played vs the computer, so I just always went white

01-27-2016 , 09:42 AM

#9602

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I'll try to be fast, but likely will be slow due to work... Meeting all day today! So excite I can barely contain myself

01-27-2016 , 09:45 AM

#9603

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'm in no rush, i'm rocket league as well

Last edited by Da33le; 01-27-2016 at 09:53 AM.

01-27-2016 , 09:59 AM

#9604

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

How do you mean serb you little wisski

01-27-2016 , 10:01 AM

#9605

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

J call it a wednesday ffs I need to start

01-27-2016 , 10:35 AM

#9606

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

How do you mean serb you little wisski

I know damn well how I mean it. J is dead ffs stop waiting for him.

01-27-2016 , 10:37 AM

#9607

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,214

01-27-2016 , 10:44 AM

#9608

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

I don't think I'm dead yet. I'll ask the wife when I see her (she's usually pretty honest about things like death).

Today is Wednesday, as you can clearly see the hump.

Bump

01-27-2016 , 10:49 AM

#9609

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

I have questions about Croatian weed.
Do euros by buy ounces of weed, or do they stick with the metric system?
Is it imported?
Is the killer bud from someplace exotic?
How do you say "doobie" in Croatian?
Does anyone even say doobie any more?
What's a good price for some sticky purple paralytic skullcracking nuggets?

Last edited by JustJ46671; 01-27-2016 at 11:04 AM.

01-27-2016 , 10:50 AM

#9610

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'm getting spanked so far.

01-27-2016 , 10:52 AM

#9611

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Wifey sniffed me (said she couldn't tell if I was dead by just looking at me). She said I didn't smell too dead. She took my pulse. Definitely not dead, yet.
:yippee?:

01-27-2016 , 11:32 AM

#9612

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

Hello OMG,

My wife is very drunk so disregard anything she posts in the next 10 hours. Also she always blames me for getting her drunk when she is very drunk.

1. No U

2. I blame you because you overpour. I swear the last drink was just straight vodka.

Quote:

Originally Posted by GiantWalleye

Also, also, why are women offended by the word titties when they are actually getting complemented by men on how nice their titties are…

I'm not offended. I just don't particularly enjoy the word.

If you're going to tell them about last night, you surprising me with a striptease, and me surprising you with the fact I keep an emergency "Make it rain" stash in the living room is a much better story, imo.

01-27-2016 , 11:32 AM

#9613

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Rachel in blue today, magnificent.

01-27-2016 , 11:35 AM

#9614

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I think Wisski had died. That means he resigns from our game, I win!

01-27-2016 , 11:36 AM

#9615

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Seriously, it's been hiding on the bookshelf for almost 6 months...I knew this day would come.

01-27-2016 , 11:38 AM

#9616

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

I got so drunk yesterday wow.

Kristy you want to play chess?

01-27-2016 , 11:39 AM

#9617

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

I'll play winner. This game here won't be over for a while.

01-27-2016 , 11:39 AM

#9618

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Cant, my kid has appointments this morning. :/

Also, I'm barely alive.

01-27-2016 , 11:41 AM

#9619

Da33le

leader of the normals

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 8,410

Well you have an outstanding game with me LonelyBox you little bitch, so stop ducking me and make your move so we can get it started

01-27-2016 , 11:45 AM

#9620

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,263

Who's waiting now?

01-27-2016 , 11:46 AM

#9621

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

J, thats wall of questions,

I dont know bro I dont even understand half of these words,

I know the name and the telephone number of a dealer in my hood if it helps I can pm it to you, just say to him listen me you little idiot I need some answers and read him these questions.

He probably doesnt speak English though...