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01-23-2016 , 08:46 AM

#9101

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Im visitig wifes parents for lunch, I will explode so much food, my mother in law loves me

I enjoyed the missing punctuation here.

01-23-2016 , 09:00 AM

#9102

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

She doesnt care for my bmi though, aiott whats my move?

01-23-2016 , 09:25 AM

#9103

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Until he gets here, my advice is surprise buttsex.

01-23-2016 , 09:28 AM

#9104

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Just to ne sure, we are taking about my mother in law?

Kristinka?!

01-23-2016 , 09:47 AM

#9105

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I would go with violate her with a sausage.

Kristy if your oldest needs a sugar daddy I'm always here.

01-23-2016 , 10:02 AM

#9106

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

My son wakes me up at 5 because he needs me, but no girl trouble. Same girlfriend for over half his life.

01-23-2016 , 10:22 AM

#9107

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Just to ne sure, we are taking about my mother in law?

Kristinka?!

I stand by my advice.
Also, idk what "Kristinka" infers...could be an insult, but my reaction was 100% :fluffle:+(sun)

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

Kristy if your oldest needs a sugar daddy I'm always here.

My mother always said, "You marry the first time for money, and the second for love." Change your stance on the institution and I'll consider your request for her courtship .....after the appropriate number of cows and sheep have been exchanged, of course.

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMurder3

My son wakes me up at 5 because he needs me, but no girl trouble. Same girlfriend for over half his life.

Lily cold-shoulders all boys, I assume she's holding out for a rapscallion with 12 volt power wheel and problem with authority.

01-23-2016 , 10:29 AM

#9108

JMurder3

not god, probably jebus

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 53,649

They're so crazy. They cuddle, they used to exchange clothes, they bicker like an old married couple, they hug, she's like a sister-in-law to Ty always coming over & rocking him in his car seat when I put him down...

Pretty much every day when I ask him what he did in school he says "play with Fia" (her name is Sophia).

It's weird. There's no other couples in his classes. Would be hilarious if they ended up together & their story for their kids is they met when they were 14 months old & have been together ever since. I don't really believe in the older woman thing tho...

01-23-2016 , 10:34 AM

#9109

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

That's adorable. It would be a pretty amazing story.

01-23-2016 , 10:35 AM

#9110

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

I wasn't going to marry her, just let her stay in my basement while emotionally torturing her to get my own physical gratification....

01-23-2016 , 10:37 AM

#9111

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,236

01-23-2016 , 10:39 AM

#9112

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Kristinka is a nice way to call Kristina. Slavic-a-ments. Do you feel more Russian now?

01-23-2016 , 10:39 AM

#9113

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by wisski

I wasn't going to marry her, just let her stay in my basement while emotionally torturing her to get my own physical gratification....

Hard pass.

01-23-2016 , 10:41 AM

#9114

FranFran

Fran and stuff

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wisski, im done with your profile

01-23-2016 , 10:42 AM

#9115

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Kristinka is a nice way to call Kristina. Slavic-a-ments. Do you feel more Russian now?

Do I get assigned one of those funny, furry, hats with the ear flaps now?

'Cause DO WANT

01-23-2016 , 10:50 AM

#9116

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

You mean something lime this:

Or more like this model:

Spoiler:

01-23-2016 , 11:00 AM

#9117

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

Kristinka!

I like this alot.

01-23-2016 , 11:02 AM

#9118

Kristy

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Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

You mean something lime this:

Or more like this model:

Spoiler:

I meant the first only because I forgot about the second.

01-23-2016 , 11:04 AM

#9119

wisski

mister fancy lad exceeded expectations achievement boy

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,479

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

wisski, im done with your profile

Hope it's revealed only after the damned vet call.

01-23-2016 , 11:09 AM

#9120

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Today, she's a Saturday.
We got ice on the roads and some flurries

3000 people stranded. on I-75 in Kentucky (for up to 15 hours).
F snow and F Monday.

Bump

01-23-2016 , 11:10 AM

#9121

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Oh, the vet call, I slept over, I think I wont tell you the details about that call

01-23-2016 , 11:11 AM

#9122

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Today, she's a Saturday.
We got ice on the roads and some flurries

3000 people stranded. on I-75 in Kentucky (for up to 15 hours).
F snow and F Monday.

Bump

Noted, snow is now next to Monday on my list J.

01-23-2016 , 11:11 AM

#9123

LonelyBox

You call this a blog?

Join Date: Jan 2016 Posts: 5,264

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

Today, she's a Saturday.
We got ice on the roads and some flurries

3000 people stranded. on I-75 in Kentucky (for up to 15 hours).
F snow and F Monday.

Bump

Glad we are saturday