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12-02-2015 , 09:55 PM

#4601

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

12-02-2015 , 09:56 PM

#4602

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

12-02-2015 , 09:56 PM

#4603

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Everyone is gone, so I spam images.

F you guys

12-02-2015 , 09:57 PM

#4604

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

I worked in a nightclub when I was like 19-25 so I got things like $200 if I'd show them my ass, and I had a couple "pull over and offer" as I walked home at 4-5 in the morning.

Nothing I ever seriously considered accepting, but delivery guys get knee surgery, nurses put out their backs, receptionists get carpal tunnel...

My NOT selling ass for money probably has more to do with the money not being good enough, than any particular morality issue. On a good night I was making $50/hr in tips to wave VIPs in...not really a lot of motivation to let some sweaty, weird, guy get up in me.

Lol those chicks are rofl. They just stand there and do noting while the big black guy checks ids lol. Having that said would not like to live night club life unless i was the owner... then id swim in pussy

12-02-2015 , 09:58 PM

#4605

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Well, I'm done spamming, so f you guys again

12-02-2015 , 10:00 PM

#4606

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Pretty sure paying more than $25 for a haircut is a rookie move.

I pay $20ish for a cut/shampoo/scalp massage/hot towel. And then I tip.

When I'm in the area of a certain barber, I pay $17 for cut and $17 for a straight razor shave + tip.

What survey?

I pay 30 and the place i go to is great. I dont mind spe ding a little more

12-02-2015 , 10:10 PM

#4607

allinontheturn

'Merican Dullard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 22,649

Still alive - did not inquire on reserve price for prostituting.

12-02-2015 , 10:17 PM

#4608

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Still alive - did not inquire on reserve price for prostituting.

Pussy

12-02-2015 , 10:23 PM

#4609

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Kristy died too apparently.

I lived.
Domestic obligations.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

HEY! I had to smile and hold a clipboard too!

12-02-2015 , 10:55 PM

#4610

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

confirmed dead 2 me

12-02-2015 , 10:59 PM

#4611

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Meh, streaming and through a splitter

12-02-2015 , 11:17 PM

#4612

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Your story bro, it's kool.

12-02-2015 , 11:26 PM

#4613

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Is it though?

12-02-2015 , 11:31 PM

#4614

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

I'd give you a Klondike bar for sex...(directed at no one in particular).

12-02-2015 , 11:38 PM

#4615

JustJ46671

Low Content

Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 11,951

Quote:

Originally Posted by allinontheturn

Kristy is picking up what I'm putting down.

A woman's work is never done.

12-03-2015 , 12:34 AM

#4616

Jackitos

srs biz

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 17,561

Quote:

Originally Posted by JustJ46671

A woman's work is never done.

Sounds about right

12-03-2015 , 01:11 AM

#4617

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Vanilla Ice Project

Vanilla Ice, house flipping, occasionally alligators, and Ice Ice Baby lyrics as often as they can manage it...

It's like they reached into my heart and soul and pulled out a TV show.

Will be watching for the foreseeable future.

12-03-2015 , 01:48 AM

#4618

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kristy

HEY! I had to smile and hold a clipboard too!

Yeah but that smile is more like " i ****ingnhate you and i dont wanna be here smile" plus i have to be nice to you if i wanna go in

12-03-2015 , 01:50 AM

#4619

LuckyLuke01

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 3,413

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jackitos

Meh, streaming and through a splitter

Just another reason to hate him

12-03-2015 , 02:11 AM

#4620

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Quote:

Originally Posted by LuckyLuke01

Yeah but that smile is more like " i ****ingnhate you and i dont wanna be here smile" plus i have to pay you, a lot, if i wanna go in

Fyp

12-03-2015 , 02:13 AM

#4621

thedinergetsby

veteran

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 3,154

i quite hate the world some days

12-03-2015 , 02:15 AM

#4622

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

Go on...

12-03-2015 , 02:17 AM

#4623

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

In the absence of further information, I'm going to assume monkey involvement.

12-03-2015 , 02:22 AM

#4624

Kristy

The Canamerican Opinionatrix

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 7,999

You have secretly been in love with the girl in apt 2b for months, but have never worked up the courage to talk to her until the day when she showed up from her job at the zoo with Mr. Winklebottom, a much beloved monkey who needed to be supervised.

You pretended to be a monkey fan, enthusiast, and a bit of an expert and gained major brownie points with 2b (moar like 2dd). She invited you over for monkey-watch 2015, when she receives an urgent phone call.

Her Nana is gravely I'll in a hospital across country. You get roped in to watching Mr. Winklebottom while she catches a plane..