so bored

no spew in there even for mr antispew-o-matic

77: value n1
KTo: +EV bluff (easy for him with AA tho)
KJs stantartttt also calling

i dont think most villains put you on a low pocket pair, 99 might just make it, but its close, so you rep almost 0 sets to me atleast mr

also, i assume you 4b AK and maybe even AQ, so you rep.. like nothing tbh, except exactly BDFD hands, people never give you credit for exactly ~1-2 hands tho..

i mean.. you have 0 sets (except possibly QQ) and he has a lot of 2pair hands/QQ/JT rarely, so he should be calling with a lot of the hands hes gotten to river with


maybe you need to think of more generic ranges for an "normal regular", instead of your exact ranges which you know in your head

i think you would probably have far more success at 200nl with your deeper thinking

Maybe the third one because of the river call.

Sigh, you should go back and read through this entire thread before posting any more hands.

and still about the 66 hand: its not worth to defend it because he raised 4x, giving us worse odds than in general

if he was a passive fish its fine though, but fit or fold all day vs that

if he was an aggrofish i would still fold 66, much rather have 88 or 99 just to do better vs all his suited middling hands

if reg i would still just fold as low as 66 and pick better spot if he made it 4x, no reason to overdefend

late positions battles doesnt give credit to big hands because we all know it is bluffable a lot, so wouldnt try to outplay other regs often in these positions with a crap hand like 66

Thread is worse than when xela used to just post 100nl hands where he would get it in on the flop with 2nd pair and NFD

stop...posting...strat.

Posting in honor of a great avatar.

In order to get this thread back on track I searched my database for some of the most obviously awful plays I could find:

vs. atrocious reg, what am I doing here?!

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em $0.20 Ante - 8 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

UTG: $778.70
UTG+1: $107.76
MP1: $262.50
MP2: $230.91
CO: $376.91
BTN: $441.08
SB: $644.03
Hero (BB): $250.96

Pre Flop: ($3.10) Hero is BB with 3 A
3 folds, MP2 raises to $3.30, 3 folds, Hero calls $2.30

Flop: ($8.70) 2 6 4 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $6, Hero calls $6

Turn: ($20.70) T (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $20, Hero raises to $55, MP2 calls $35

River: ($130.70) 6 (2 players)
Hero checks, MP2 bets $75, Hero calls $75

Final Pot: $280.70
MP2 shows 4 6 (a full house, Sixes full of Fours)
Hero mucks 3 A
MP2 wins $277.90
(Rake: $2.80)

vs. reg, wtf is this?

Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em $0.20 Ante - 8 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (SB): $278.97
BB: $165.27
UTG: $126.87
UTG+1: $114.47
MP1: $237.72
MP2: $108.88
CO: $97.90
BTN: $119.55

Pre Flop: ($3.10) Hero is SB with 9 Q
UTG calls $1, 1 fold, MP1 raises to $4.59, 3 folds, Hero raises to $14, 2 folds, MP1 calls $9.41

Flop: ($31.60) A 7 T (2 players)
Hero bets $24, MP1 calls $24

Turn: ($79.60) K (2 players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks

River: ($79.60) 2 (2 players)
Hero bets $100, MP1 calls $100

Final Pot: $279.60
Hero shows 9 Q (high card Ace)
MP1 shows Q A (a pair of Aces)
MP1 wins $276.80
(Rake: $2.80)

vs. reg, I file this one under "ambitious spew":

Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em $0.40 Ante - 9 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

Hero (CO): $500.00
BTN: $596.10
SB: $200.00
BB: $200.00
UTG: $238.60
UTG+1: $210.43
UTG+2: $200.00
MP1: $501.20
MP2: $508.79

Pre Flop: ($6.60) Hero is CO with 9 T
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $2, 1 fold, MP1 raises to $10, 1 fold, Hero calls $10, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls $8

Flop: ($36.60) K 2 8 (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 bets $24, Hero calls $24, UTG+1 folds

Turn: ($84.60) T (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $60, MP1 calls $60

River: ($204.60) 5 (2 players)
MP1 checks, Hero bets $144, MP1 calls $144

Final Pot: $492.60
Hero shows 9 T (a pair of Tens)
MP1 shows K Q (a flush, King high)
MP1 wins $489.80
(Rake: $2.80)

And some golden chat to top things off:

get it out of my system early on.
8 tabling shenenigans. . .

will post some legit spews later on today....... promise.. def spews.

http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-h...120_E848FFA684

this thread used to be so good...

Especially if you're a 25NL player.

Given the extremely sad state of affairs in this thread something needed to be done to correct it.

So I picked out my 5 favourite spews in thread. I think its time to select the current thread winner. A spew for which all future spews can be measured against.

These are my nominations, please help select the one true spew.

Hand 1. A vintage Chicago Joey Spew. After flatting a 4bet with 96s he flawlessly follows through on the flop and makes a A++ fantastic turn spew with no fold equity and no actual equity. A great showing!

Hand 2. It was difficult to pick favourite of my own work but there was one clear winner. Though most of my spews are just me drunkenly mashing buttons I was stone cold sober for this one which is why I hold it in such high regard.

Hand 3 - Tobe made nice contributions to the thread and this was my favourite of this work. A very nice float on turn but the river follow up is fantastic

Hand 4. After misclicking pre most would just give up on the flop. And failing that most would give up when the flop raise doesn't work. But does Lifegrind give up? No he shows amazing heart and executes this spew to perfection.

And closing the nominations is an excellent spew from Ricepaw.
I like the preflop action but I Love the follow up on the flop.

Honorable mentions to Mayo and Xela. I was very close to selecting a few of your hands.

cross posting every single hand from my pgc doesnt seem right either

Honestly I think either one of these two fit a lot better than the nominated 89

Sure I switch in one of your choice. Rules of the spew challenge allow for the nominee to make such a change.

Please no more strategy, nomination or hands from 12 years ago.

Just nice fresh spew.

Thanks.

(or open a new thread if you want to nominate some hands)

@teppec.

after going through those hands and last couple pages I'm beginning to feel like a super mega nit ITT. =[

haha. although joeyjr wins in terms of greatest spewer overall, that chicago joey hand and liftgrind's are the best on that list, with ricepaw just behind. tobe's bluff is too good, unfortunately, sorry mate.

There was one that was pretty glorious a couple of pages ago. If I feel the motivation I will go and search for it. I remember at the time thinking it was best in thread.

Liftgrinds is easily the spewest I've ever seen, I actually lold reading flop action

Yeh, I cant compete with that almost 400bb spew

Never posted this hand before anywhere but aint 100% sure it qualifies so forgive me if it doesnt

my boy liftgrind has this one in the bag imo

+1, legit lolled numerous times

omg whats going on with that call

I dunno, there were a couple from chicagojoey for PLO that were pretty amazing too. 20k of spew is nothing to scoff at.

Course, it takes me like 5 minutes just to figure out if it's actually spew, and even then I'm not sure.