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12-05-2013 , 05:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BenaBadBeat
    Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 7 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #21346781

    BOAYARSKIY (MP2): $40.92 (40.9 bb)
    m3nix (MP3): $136.99 (137 bb)
    Cortine (CO): $113.60 (113.6 bb)
    Hero (BTN): $101.50 (101.5 bb)
    Alex72SAN (SB): $100 (100 bb)
    Steve de Sul (BB): $57.37 (57.4 bb)
    yro07 (MP1): $103 (103 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BTN with K Q
    3 folds, Cortine raises to $2.23, Hero raises to $8, 2 folds, Cortine calls $5.77

    Flop: ($17.50) 3 4 6 (2 players)
    Cortine checks, Hero bets $9, Cortine raises to $25, Hero calls $16

    Turn: ($67.50) 4 (2 players)
    Cortine bets $17, Hero calls $17

    River: ($101.50) A (2 players)
    Cortine bets $63.60 and is all-in, Hero calls $51.50 and is all-in

    Spoiler:
    Results: $204.50 pot ($2.80 rake)
    Final Board: 3 4 6 4 A
    Cortine showed Q Q and won $201.70 ($100.20 net)
    Hero mucked K Q and lost (-$101.50 net)



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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by BenaBadBeat
      Poker Stars, $0.50/$1, $0.20 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #21346791

      BB: $358.77 (358.8 bb)
      Hero (SB): $299.16 (299.2 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with 4 7
      Hero raises to $2.50, BB raises to $10, Hero raises to $22, BB calls $12

      Flop: ($44.40) 2 T 2 (2 players)
      BB checks, Hero bets $29, BB calls $29

      Turn: ($102.40) K (2 players)
      BB checks, Hero bets $60, BB calls $60

      River: ($222.40) J (2 players)
      BB checks, Hero bets $187.96 and is all-in, BB calls $187.96

      Spoiler:
      Results: $598.32 pot ($0.50 rake)
      Final Board: 2 T 2 K J
      BB showed K K and won $597.82 ($298.66 net)
      Hero showed 4 7 and lost (-$299.16 net)



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      12-09-2013 , 04:23 PM
      Have not visited this favourite thread of mine (or the SS FR forum) for weeks, but this spew was just too good.





        Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #21411171

        SB: $1,305.81 (130.6 bb)
        BB: $1,033 (103.3 bb)
        CO: $1,023.50 (102.4 bb)
        Hero (BTN): $796.17 (79.6 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is BTN with A J
        CO folds, Hero raises to $20, SB raises to $70, BB folds, Hero calls $50

        Flop: ($150) 8 6 9 (2 players)
        SB checks, Hero checks

        Turn: ($150) 5 (2 players)
        SB bets $100, Hero calls $100

        River: ($350) A (2 players)
        SB bets $170, Hero raises to $626.17 and is all-in, SB calls $456.17

        Spoiler:
        Results: $1,602.34 pot ($1.50 rake)
        Final Board: 8 6 9 5 A
        SB showed 7 7 and won $1,600.84 ($804.67 net)
        Hero showed A J and lost (-$796.17 net)



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        12-11-2013 , 05:38 AM
        Alex, you have toppest pair there. I am disappoint.

        In other news, pls kill me:

        Poker Stars $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em $0.40 Ante - 6 players
        DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

        CO: $406.20
        BTN: $695.54
        SB: $235.03
        Hero (BB): $778.78
        UTG: $500.00
        MP: $512.08

        Pre Flop: ($5.40) Hero is BB with K J
        1 fold, MP raises to $6, 3 folds, Hero calls $4

        Flop: ($15.40) 7 2 T (2 players)
        Hero checks, MP bets $10, Hero raises to $32.80, MP calls $22.80

        Turn: ($81.00) A (2 players)
        Hero bets $60.99, MP calls $60.99

        River: ($202.98) 2 (2 players)
        Hero bets $678.59 all in, MP calls $411.89 all in

        Final Pot: $1026.76
        Hero shows K J (a pair of Deuces)
        MP shows A A (a full house, Aces full of Deuces)
        MP wins $1023.96
        (Rake: $2.80)
        12-11-2013 , 06:54 AM
        mbn to throw away $500.
        12-11-2013 , 07:47 AM
        Yes, I fistpump-shoved and congratulated myself in the mirror whilst patting myself on the back afterwards.
        12-11-2013 , 09:19 AM
        Top top work Bena, Xela gtfo as usual, Barry pretty impressive too, i think the Bena easily takes it though (highfive)
        12-11-2013 , 10:19 AM
        You people just don't understand my work cause it is years ahead of its time.
        12-11-2013 , 11:27 AM
        What do u mean 'you people' ?!?

        Quote:
        Originally Posted by Xela
        You people just don't understand my work cause it is ****.
        fyp
        12-11-2013 , 04:09 PM
        Barry who was the KJ against?
        12-12-2013 , 02:26 AM
        royfan
        12-13-2013 , 09:38 AM
        Pure brilliance..

        Poker Stars $100.00 No Limit Hold'em - 8 players - View hand 2379845
        DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

        BTN: $117.18
        SB: $94.86
        Hero (BB): $104.04
        UTG: $40.51
        UTG+1: $113.99
        MP1: $101.61
        MP2: $44.84
        CO: $111.36

        Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is BB with 7 T
        6 folds, SB calls $0.50, Hero raises to $5, SB calls $4

        Flop: ($10.00) 7 6 K (2 players)
        SB checks, Hero bets $7.00, SB raises to $17, Hero calls $10

        Turn: ($44.00) 6 (2 players)
        SB bets $33.00, Hero calls $33

        River: ($110.00) 4 (2 players)
        SB bets $39.86, Hero calls $39.86

        Final Pot: $189.72
        SB shows A A
        Hero mucks 7 T
        SB wins $186.92
        (Rake: $2.80)
        12-13-2013 , 04:28 PM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by Barry Urinstein
        Yes, I fistpump-shoved and congratulated myself in the mirror whilst patting myself on the back afterwards.
        Just convince yourself you had TT and that was a sick cooler.
        01-25-2014 , 10:25 AM
        bump
          Full Tilt, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #22686971

          Hero (CO): $957.60 (95.8 bb)
          BTN: $1,000 (100 bb)
          SB: $1,008 (100.8 bb)
          BB: $925 (92.5 bb)
          UTG: $1,000 (100 bb)
          MP: $1,231.80 (123.2 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is CO with 6 6
          2 folds, Hero raises to $25, 2 folds, BB raises to $70, Hero calls $45

          Flop: ($145) 5 Q 5 (2 players)
          BB bets $135, Hero calls $135

          Turn: ($415) T (2 players)
          BB bets $170, Hero calls $170

          River: ($755) 7 (2 players)
          BB bets $175, Hero raises to $582.60 and is all-in, BB calls $375 and is all-in

          Spoiler:
          Results: $1,855 pot ($3 rake)
          Final Board: 5 Q 5 T 7
          Hero showed 6 6 and lost (-$925 net)
          BB showed A Q and won $1,852 ($927 net)



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          02-17-2014 , 07:48 PM
          Full Tilt, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 4 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

          Hero (SB): $1,197.75 (119.8 bb)
          BB: $1,394.50 (139.5 bb)
          CO: $1,226 (122.6 bb)
          BTN: $777 (77.7 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is SB with 8 6
          2 folds, Hero raises to $30, BB calls $20

          Flop: ($60) 6 9 4 (2 players)
          Hero checks, BB bets $40, Hero calls $40

          Turn: ($140) A (2 players)
          Hero checks, BB bets $112, Hero raises to $270, BB calls $158

          River: ($680) J (2 players)
          Hero bets $857.75 and is all-in, BB calls $857.75

          Results: $2,395.50 pot ($2 rake)
          Final Board: 6 9 4 A J
          Hero showed 8 6 and lost (-$1,197.75 net)
          BB showed A 9 and won $2,393.50 ($1,195.75 net)
          02-18-2014 , 04:23 AM
          Quote:
          Originally Posted by ChicagoJoey
          People afraid to bluff In this mother ****ing thread





          Poker Stars $600.00 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
          The Official 2+2 Hand Converter By DeucesCracked Poker Videos

          DesperadoGM (UTG): $2155.15
          YEAH_I_ROB (CO): $1300.15
          Annie 1988 (BTN): $821.80
          Leatherass9 (SB): $788.20
          Hero (BB): $1692.90

          Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is BB with 7 6
          1 fold, YEAH_I_ROB raises to $18, 1 fold, Leatherass9 raises to $58, Hero calls $52, YEAH_I_ROB calls $40

          Flop: ($174.00) 2 Q 5 (3 players)
          Leatherass9 checks, Hero bets $120.00, YEAH_I_ROB calls $120, Leatherass9 folds

          Turn: ($414.00) A (2 players)
          Hero bets $288.00, YEAH_I_ROB calls $288

          River: ($990.00) 4 (2 players)
          Hero bets $1226.90, YEAH_I_ROB calls $834.15 all in

          Final Pot: $2658.30
          YEAH_I_ROB shows 3 Q
          Hero shows 7 6
          YEAH_I_ROB wins $2656.30
          (Rake: $2.00)
          very legendary thread, glad its still alive



          Quote:
          Originally Posted by ChicagoJoey
          lol wtfffff


            Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #10886572

            pmilanov (SB): $1,122 (112.2 bb)
            andrespoker1 (BB): $2,513.25 (251.3 bb)
            DeanoSupremo (UTG): $2,073 (207.3 bb)
            Hero (MP): $1,352 (135.2 bb)
            NosferatuMan (CO): $1,000 (100 bb)
            SmittyUF (BTN): $1,273.85 (127.4 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is MP with K 9
            DeanoSupremo folds, Hero raises to $25, 2 folds, pmilanov raises to $100, andrespoker1 folds, Hero calls $75

            Flop: ($210) 2 7 7 (2 players)
            pmilanov bets $110, Hero calls $110

            Turn: ($430) A (2 players)
            pmilanov bets $220, Hero calls $220

            River: ($870) 3 (2 players)
            pmilanov bets $692 and is all-in, Hero calls $692

            Results: $2,254 pot ($3 rake)
            Final Board: 2 7 7 A 3
            pmilanov showed K A and won $2,251 ($1,129 net)
            Hero showed K 9 and lost (-$1,122 net)



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            02-21-2014 , 01:05 AM
            Full Tilt, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

            BTN: $207 (207 bb)
            SB: $113.45 (113.5 bb)
            Hero (BB): $100 (100 bb)
            MP: $100 (100 bb)
            CO: $124.10 (124.1 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is BB with 7 4
            2 folds, BTN raises to $2, SB folds, Hero raises to $8, BTN raises to $18, Hero calls $10

            Flop: ($36.50) 3 6 8 (2 players)
            Hero checks, BTN bets $12.50, Hero calls $12.50

            Turn: ($61.50) 9 (2 players)
            Hero checks, BTN bets $20.25, Hero raises to $69.50 and is all-in, BTN calls $49.25

            River: ($200.50) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

            Results: $200.50 pot ($3 rake)
            Final Board: 3 6 8 9 J
            BTN showed A A and won $197.50 ($97.50 net)
            Hero showed 7 4 and lost (-$100 net)
            03-06-2014 , 10:24 AM
            Does shipping the turn with an up and down count as spew? I'm unsure.

            I just went through my last 100k hands of both 50 and 100. Some poor decisions in there but this was the only true spew I could find. I'm feeling a vague sense of disappointment. I used to burn off so many more stacks.

            $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Holdem
            6 Players
            Hand Conversion Powered by weaktight.com

            Stacks:
            UTG ($21.75) 44bb
            UTG+1 ($109.86) 220bb
            CO ($56.86) 114bb
            Teppec (BTN) ($57.30) 115bb
            SB ($380.66) 761bb
            BB ($59.08) 118bb

            Pre-Flop: ($0.75, 6 players) Teppec is BTN 6 3
            3 folds, Teppec raises to $1, SB raises to $3.50, 1 fold, Teppec raises to $12, SB raises to $25, Teppec goes all-in $45.30, SB calls $32.30

            Flop: 4 9 3 ($115.10, 2 players, 1 all-in)

            Turn: Q ($115.10, 2 players, 1 all-in)

            River: J ($115.10, 2 players, 1 all-in)
            Spoiler:

            Final Pot: $115.10
            Teppec shows
            6 3
            SB shows Pair of Aces
            A A

            SB wins $112.10 (net +$54.80)

            Teppec lost $57.30



            On the plus side, 36dd is my favorite hand so there's that.
            03-06-2014 , 10:31 AM
            Don't even think villains folding 36s which makes it a quality spew
            03-09-2014 , 03:43 AM
            smelly smelly play but sometimes you know its coming



              Party, $2/$2 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

              SB: $574.62 (287.3 bb)
              MP: $815.19 (407.6 bb)
              CO: $400 (200 bb)
              Hero (BB): $400 (200 bb)
              BTN: $308.62 (154.3 bb)
              UTG: $458.86 (229.4 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 8
              UTG raises to $16, 3 folds, SB calls $14, Hero calls $12

              Flop: ($48) J K 2 (3 players)
              SB checks, Hero checks, UTG bets $30, SB folds, Hero calls $30

              Turn: ($108) Q (2 players)
              Hero checks, UTG bets $78, Hero raises to $186, UTG raises to $412.86 and is all-in, Hero calls $168 and is all-in

              River: ($816) A (2 players, 2 are all-in)

              Spoiler:
              Results: $816 pot ($3.00 rake)
              Final Board: J K 2 Q A
              Hero showed 6 8 and won $813 ($413 net)
              UTG showed J J and lost (-$400 net)
              03-09-2014 , 02:26 PM
              lol that's rotten rubbish.
              03-09-2014 , 04:44 PM
              he was like, 3 of a kind jacks

              and i was like


































              Spoiler:
              flush
              03-10-2014 , 08:58 AM
              Not really spew, I hate my life when I get that raise wit jjj but yeah vs u its obv a fistpump
              03-12-2014 , 04:44 PM
              so finally made it to the threat as fr nit, hehe
              just dont give this fish ilt a blocker vs a guy with 8% squeeze, lol

              Poker Stars $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em - 9 players
              DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

              BTN: $107.73
              SB: $155.87
              BB: $396.67
              UTG: $107.11
              UTG+1: $100.00
              UTG+2: $81.88
              MP1: $533.64
              Hero (MP2): $242.47
              CO: $50.00

              Pre Flop: ($1.50) Hero is MP2 with 6 A
              4 folds, Hero raises to $2.59, CO calls $2.59, 1 fold, SB calls $2.09, BB raises to $17, Hero raises to $40, 2 folds, BB raises to $70, Hero raises to $242.47 all in, BB calls $172.47

              Spoiler:
              Final Pot: $490.12
              BB shows Ac As (two pair, Aces and Nines)
              Hero mucks 6d Ad
              BB wins $243.66
              BB wins $243.66
              (Rake: $2.80)


              wwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeee
              03-15-2014 , 10:21 PM
              pretty spewy one this, vs 49/13, perfect bluff opponent





                Party, $3/$6 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #24897451

                MP: $645 (107.5 bb)
                CO: $240 (40 bb)
                Hero (BB): $627.40 (104.6 bb)
                BTN: $609 (101.5 bb)
                SB: $600 (100 bb)

                Preflop: Hero is BB with 5 T
                3 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to $24, SB calls $18

                Flop: ($48) 2 4 Q (2 players)
                SB checks, Hero bets $33, SB calls $33

                Turn: ($114) 3 (2 players)
                SB checks, Hero bets $84, SB calls $84

                River: ($282) 8 (2 players)
                SB bets $209.25, Hero raises to $486.40 and is all-in, SB folds

                Spoiler:
                Results: $700.50 pot ($3 rake)
                Final Board: 2 4 Q 3 8
                Hero mucked 5 T and won $697.50 ($347.25 net)
                SB mucked and lost (-$350.25 net)



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                03-16-2014 , 06:13 PM
                game breaking hehe idk

                PokerStars - $2 NL - Holdem - 4 players
                Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

                TonnaMunz (SB): $208.58
                Tovergieter (BB): $200.00
                libbyyww (CO): $451.79
                asharunov (BTN): $160.58

                TonnaMunz posts SB $1.00, Tovergieter posts BB $2.00

                Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) TonnaMunz has K A

                libbyyww raises to $4.58, fold, TonnaMunz raises to $18.00, fold, libbyyww calls $13.42

                Flop: ($38.00, 2 players) 7 3 T
                TonnaMunz bets $19.00, libbyyww calls $19.00

                Turn: ($76.00, 2 players) Q
                TonnaMunz bets $38.00, libbyyww raises to $76.00, TonnaMunz raises to $171.58 and is all-in, libbyyww calls $95.58

                River: ($419.16, 2 players) 4

                Spoiler:
                TonnaMunz shows K A (High Card, Ace) (Pre 66%, Flop 27%, Turn 9%)
                libbyyww shows T Q (Two Pair, Queens and Tens) (Pre 34%, Flop 73%, Turn 91%)
                libbyyww wins $417.66


                Spoiler:

                      
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