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08-03-2013 , 12:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by takecareAA
a "proper fish"

white tagged if you're in teh ghey UK crew
think they refer to them as pinks!
08-18-2013 , 05:00 PM
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    Poker Stars, $5/$10 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #18981831

    BTN: $1,037.30 (103.7 bb)
    SB: $2,085.48 (208.5 bb)
    BB: $1,000 (100 bb)
    UTG: $1,428.21 (142.8 bb)
    Hero (MP): $1,431.31 (143.1 bb)
    CO: $1,290.22 (129 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is MP with A T
    UTG folds, Hero raises to $25, CO folds, BTN raises to $70, 2 folds, Hero raises to $170, BTN calls $100

    Flop: ($355) 2 8 8 (2 players)
    Hero checks, BTN bets $130, Hero raises to $1,261.31 and is all-in, BTN calls $737.30 and is all-in

    Turn: ($2,089.60) 5 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
    River: ($2,089.60) 4 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: $2,089.60 pot ($3.00 rake)
    Final Board: 2 8 8 5 4
    BTN showed Q Q and won $2,086.60 ($1,049.30 net)
    Hero showed A T and lost (-$1,037.30 net)



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    08-18-2013 , 05:06 PM
    two overs in a 4bet pot at 1knl?! seems like nuts to me
    08-18-2013 , 05:19 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by woolly
    two overs in a 4bet pot at 1knl?! seems like nuts to me
    Not sure. He tanked for about 30-40 seconds (thought he had AQo or something) though he might have been slowrolling.
    09-26-2013 , 03:26 PM
    Maybe not the greatest of spews but I post it in the hope to inspire some of the greatest resident artists to share some of their work again in this favourite thread of mine:

      Poker Stars, $10/$20, $4 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #19624791

      BB: $1,938 (96.9 bb)
      UTG+1: $2,053 (102.7 bb)
      UTG+2: $2,434 (121.7 bb)
      MP1: $5,833.82 (291.7 bb)
      MP2: $2,131.80 (106.6 bb)
      MP3: $2,060 (103 bb)
      Hero (CO): $2,000 (100 bb)
      BTN: $4,937 (246.9 bb)
      SB: $4,966 (248.3 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is CO with 2 2
      Hero posts BB OOP, 5 folds, Hero raises to $50, BTN calls $50, SB calls $40, BB raises to $240, Hero raises to $690, 2 folds, BB calls $450

      Flop: ($1,516) Q 4 3 (2 players)
      BB checks, Hero bets $1,306 and is all-in, BB calls $1,244 and is all-in

      Turn: ($4,004) T (2 players, 2 are all-in)
      River: ($4,004) 3 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

      Spoiler:
      Results: $4,004 pot ($3 rake)
      Final Board: Q 4 3 T 3
      BB showed Q A and won $4,001 ($2,063 net)
      Hero showed 2 2 and lost (-$1,938 net)



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      09-26-2013 , 04:29 PM
      Against 2 massive fish.

      One part of me says fish always have jack-****.
      One part of me says 70BB 5-bet is nuts.




        Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #19628241

        BTN: $94.28 (94.3 bb)
        SB: $118.73 (118.7 bb)
        BB: $173.27 (173.3 bb)
        UTG: $55 (55 bb)
        Hero (MP): $201.71 (201.7 bb)
        CO: $328.46 (328.5 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is MP with A K
        UTG folds, Hero raises to $2.50, CO raises to $10, BTN calls $10, 2 folds, Hero raises to $23, CO raises to $70, BTN calls $60, Hero calls $47

        Flop: ($211.50) 4 3 Q (3 players)
        Hero checks, CO bets $258.46 and is all-in, BTN calls $24.28 and is all-in, Hero calls $131.71 and is all-in

        Turn: ($499.20) K (3 players, 3 are all-in)
        River: ($499.20) 3 (3 players, 3 are all-in)

        Spoiler:
        Results: $499.20 pot ($2.80 rake)
        Final Board: 4 3 Q K 3
        BTN showed 7 7 and lost (-$94.28 net)
        Hero showed A K and lost (-$201.71 net)
        CO showed A A and won $496.40 ($294.69 net)



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        09-27-2013 , 02:43 PM
        Not spew, not even close to spew. You've posted this in the wrong thread sir.
        09-27-2013 , 04:58 PM
        Oh where do I even begin posting this month's hands....
        09-27-2013 , 06:28 PM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by tobe4funas
        Oh where do I even begin posting this month's hands....
        Just put a link to your PCG thread
        10-01-2013 , 11:19 PM
        No comment.



          Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 7 Players
          Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #19747761

          Hero (BTN): $162.31 (162.3 bb)
          SB: $178.62 (178.6 bb)
          BB: $168.70 (168.7 bb)
          MP1: $38.96 (39 bb)
          MP2: $102.70 (102.7 bb)
          MP3: $208.39 (208.4 bb)
          CO: $100 (100 bb)

          Preflop: Hero is BTN with A K
          4 folds, Hero raises to $2, SB raises to $8, BB folds, Hero raises to $17, SB calls $9

          Flop: ($35) 3 8 T (2 players)
          SB checks, Hero checks

          Turn: ($35) 8 (2 players)
          SB bets $20, Hero calls $20

          River: ($75) 4 (2 players)
          SB bets $50, Hero raises to $125.31 and is all-in, SB calls $75.31

          Spoiler:
          Results: $325.62 pot ($2.80 rake)
          Final Board: 3 8 T 8 4
          Hero showed A K and lost (-$162.31 net)
          SB showed A 8 and won $322.82 ($160.51 net)



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          10-02-2013 , 12:42 AM
          i know this is a thread to post spewy hands and not one to comment on the actual hands, but why would you shove there? if you think he's bluffing enough hero call the sucker and look like a champ, he's never folding anything that beats you

          just my 2c
          10-02-2013 , 03:39 AM
          Quote:
          Originally Posted by Arggg93
          i know this is a thread to post spewy hands and not one to comment on the actual hands, but why would you shove there? if you think he's bluffing enough hero call the sucker and look like a champ, he's never folding anything that beats you

          just my 2c
          Didn't think he had 8x in his range SB v BU 4bet. Thought since we're deep enough he should have a linear depolarized range from this spot.

          Therefore I extracted the thought that; cool TT/JJ/QQ/KK/AA/AK/AQ/AJ is in his range by the flop.

          Turn and river literally didn't change is range instead took out maybe the AK/AQ/AJs if he doesn't want to bluff with poor SD value.

          I merely assumed on the river that I had more 8x in my range than he did and that he would see that quite well.

          I also think I repped it by checking back the flop as cbetting 8x on the flop
          doesn't accomplish too much except maybe get a light peel from AQ/AK.

          1) I 4bet pre-
          2) I had position
          3) I was deepish
          4) there was bit of pre-flop not post-flop dynamic.



          It's a spew imo because at 100nl guys don't think like that ; and therefore I shouldn't be thinking like this.

          @ why I didn't call river.
          Feels like he has more weak SD turned into a bluff + Thin Value bets than hands worse than AK.

          Calling I need to be good 28% . He needs 1/2 x the amount of "complete air worse than AK" than bluffs. 2 bluffs : 1 value hand.
          Didn't think was good enough.

          Didn't bother thinking bout his bet-folding range on river. . . just dragged the slider to the end and shipped it. =X.


          Cliffs
          I think I rep more 8x than he does. He shouldn't have any 8x.
          Mistakes: 4bet sizing may have been too small for this deep; was trying to induce a 5bet bluff. . "yes he 5b bluffs deep" -___-.
          10-02-2013 , 08:21 AM
          if you have many 8xs in your range there you are clearly doing something wrong, it'd be pretty cool if you 4bet let's say AJs here considering he's flatting A8, dont 4bet 85s, 4bet AJ

          also, it seems like you mixed your thoughts during the hand

          Quote:
          Therefore I extracted the thought that; cool TT/JJ/QQ/KK/AA/AK/AQ/AJ is in his range by the flop.
          Quote:
          Feels like he has more weak SD turned into a bluff + Thin Value bets than hands worse than AK.
          the weak sd hands that he could turn into a bluff are the hands that you beat or split the pot with, AJ+
          the rest of the range you give him is his value range, which his value betting otr and he's not folding to a raise

          so there's no hands that beat you that he's bet folding otr, the only hands he could fold are the ones that you beat

          not saying calling is good btw, imo is a pretty std fold, just saying that raising is the worse play 4 sure

          cheers bro
          10-06-2013 , 07:02 AM
          http://www.boomplayer.com/poker-hand...665_EF33B86CCE

          Does one need to lose the hand for it to belong in this thread?

          No real reasoning. . . I just really wanted to win 8BB for the promo. .
          10-06-2013 , 06:45 PM
          3bb, sry bro
          10-07-2013 , 12:37 AM
          Quote:
          Originally Posted by Arggg93
          i know this is a thread to post spewy hands and not one to comment on the actual hands, but why would you shove there? if you think he's bluffing enough hero call the sucker and look like a champ, he's never folding anything that beats you

          just my 2c
          spew thread
          10-08-2013 , 05:35 AM
          Quote:
          Originally Posted by DanielLiu
          Didn't think he had 8x in his range SB v BU 4bet. Thought since we're deep enough he should have a linear depolarized range from this spot.

          Therefore I extracted the thought that; cool TT/JJ/QQ/KK/AA/AK/AQ/AJ is in his range by the flop.

          Turn and river literally didn't change is range instead took out maybe the AK/AQ/AJs if he doesn't want to bluff with poor SD value.

          I merely assumed on the river that I had more 8x in my range than he did and that he would see that quite well.

          I also think I repped it by checking back the flop as cbetting 8x on the flop
          doesn't accomplish too much except maybe get a light peel from AQ/AK.

          1) I 4bet pre-
          2) I had position
          3) I was deepish
          4) there was bit of pre-flop not post-flop dynamic.



          It's a spew imo because at 100nl guys don't think like that ; and therefore I shouldn't be thinking like this.

          @ why I didn't call river.
          Feels like he has more weak SD turned into a bluff + Thin Value bets than hands worse than AK.

          Calling I need to be good 28% . He needs 1/2 x the amount of "complete air worse than AK" than bluffs. 2 bluffs : 1 value hand.
          Didn't think was good enough.

          Didn't bother thinking bout his bet-folding range on river. . . just dragged the slider to the end and shipped it. =X.


          Cliffs
          I think I rep more 8x than he does. He shouldn't have any 8x.
          Mistakes: 4bet sizing may have been too small for this deep; was trying to induce a 5bet bluff. . "yes he 5b bluffs deep" -___-.

          daniel: your range for villain is spot on, but you failed to put yourself on a honest and likely range, lets just say to be fair that YOU know you bluff 25% of the time here with 85s 86s and other similar suited hands, villain probably doesnt count on this

          none of you 2 has any 8x whatsoever in your range, so its not a fight about who can rep the 8x hands

          river is a fold 100% of the time every day of the year for sure, and like argh pointed out, if you think hes bluffing extremely often with AT/AJ/AQ/(AK maybe not) on river go ahead and call, i would do it under 10% of the time for sure though, that reraise was some of the most unnecessary things ive ever seen tbh :O

          Last edited by Hoooligan; 10-08-2013 at 05:56 AM.
          10-08-2013 , 08:42 AM
          where is the h in my username sir, where is it
          10-08-2013 , 05:43 PM
          http://www.boomplayer.com/en/poker-h...942_7383AC9001




            Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 9 Players
            Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #19863711

            BTN: $102.66 (102.7 bb)
            SB: $165.69 (165.7 bb)
            BB: $48.50 (48.5 bb)
            UTG+1: $161.76 (161.8 bb)
            UTG+2: $37.89 (37.9 bb)
            Hero (MP1): $358.82 (358.8 bb)
            MP2: $138.25 (138.3 bb)
            MP3: $182.67 (182.7 bb)
            CO: $51.32 (51.3 bb)

            Preflop: Hero is MP1 with 6 6
            2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, 4 folds, SB raises to $10, BB folds, Hero calls $7.50

            Flop: ($21) 3 K 9 (2 players)
            SB bets $11, Hero calls $11

            Turn: ($43) A (2 players)
            SB checks, Hero bets $23.50, SB calls $23.50

            River: ($90) Q (2 players)
            SB checks, Hero bets $130, SB calls $121.19 and is all-in

            Spoiler:
            Results: $332.38 pot ($2.80 rake)
            Final Board: 3 K 9 A Q
            SB showed A K and won $329.58 ($163.89 net)
            Hero showed 6 6 and lost (-$165.69 net)



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            Daily Spew
            10-09-2013 , 01:42 AM
            uff :O, you can barely turn 66 into money against a passive fish who only 3bet AA, foldem meight

            well done up to turn though, and bluff every river except Q and K, his range is full of those KQ AQ.. etc

            he would also take that line with QQ, which hit on riv, you might aswell bet only ~40-45 on riv to get him to fold that KJ which you tried

            and yeah i would never believe you got JT if i was him :P

            Last edited by Hoooligan; 10-09-2013 at 01:49 AM.
            10-09-2013 , 02:42 AM
            Quote:
            Originally Posted by Hoooligan
            uff :O, you can barely turn 66 into money against a passive fish who only 3bet AA, foldem meight

            well done up to turn though, and bluff every river except Q and K, his range is full of those KQ AQ.. etc

            he would also take that line with QQ, which hit on riv, you might aswell bet only ~40-45 on riv to get him to fold that KJ which you tried

            and yeah i would never believe you got JT if i was him :P
            sorry coach.

            Not try'n rep JT. Merely try'n push him off his hand.
            think bout it cause we're deep who's got the 33/99/JT BDFD?

            Hell he's got to either put me on complete air to make this call which is absolutely outrageous since this is like the one time I'm feeling frisky.

            As stacks are deep. 3bet pot 150bb DEEP IP, my range is like single raise pot 100bb deep. It's a board I'm float'n and on the river everything and their mother gets there.

            His line suggests 0 sets. 2p-capp'd . & on this board... 2p vs my value range OTR. He's boned. with a capital B

            @anyone else.
            thought process makes sense??thinking 2 deep for 100nl?? overthinking things??.

            fk it let's call it a spew with some C+ reasoning.

            Mad props if he showed me AA/KK/QQ but noooooooooooooooooo. No tricky play.
            @ end of the day it's a huge guessing game for him IMO.
            he's calling 130$ to win 336$ pot. He needs to be good 40%.
            Let's say; 3 combos 33/99; 1 combo of JT.
            and let's also say I make this play with only 66: 12 combos.
            12 combo v 7 combo.
            he's good 36% of time. . let's also say he folds 3% of time. Voila~ borderline not so spew eh?

            . . . .
            then again I'm probably making this stupid play with far more than 12 combos. . of just 66. Maybe next-time do it with KJ/Ax? =]. Block out few of his AK/KK.

            actually you know what'd be nice? Ksxs here. Yes that might be the right hand =X.

            Do I even need to think about balancing in this spot? ? ? Is this just a spot where his river calling = inelastic and therefore setmine fit/fold = 100% profit and he'll never figure that out??

            mehh~ tbh doesn't belong in this thread. It's at most a C+ Spew...

            will search DB for an A+ complete nonsense spew (:

            Last edited by DanielLiu; 10-09-2013 at 02:48 AM.
            10-09-2013 , 03:20 AM
            holy ****, get the hell out of here. Post spew or don't post at all.
            10-09-2013 , 04:03 AM
            can we get some analysis for joeyjoeyjr hands? if we're gonna tard up the spew thread we might as well REALLY tard it up
            10-09-2013 , 06:39 AM
            analysis of joeyjoejr spew hands:

            'oehh, you shouldnt have done that'
            10-09-2013 , 07:20 AM
            Quote:
            Originally Posted by Teppec
            holy ****, get the hell out of here. Post spew or don't post at all.
            =[ k .
            Here's a few from this sess

            Spoiler:




              Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
              Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #19869491

              BTN: $45.14 (45.1 bb)
              Hero (SB): $199.75 (199.8 bb)
              BB: $131.35 (131.4 bb)
              UTG: $223.78 (223.8 bb)
              MP: $112.54 (112.5 bb)
              CO: $175.89 (175.9 bb)

              Preflop: Hero is SB with 7 7
              2 folds, CO raises to $2.40, BTN folds, Hero calls $1.90, BB raises to $10, CO calls $7.60, Hero calls $7.60

              Flop: ($30) 7 J Q (3 players)
              Hero checks, BB bets $16, CO folds, Hero raises to $34.50, BB calls $18.50

              Turn: ($99) K (2 players)
              Hero bets $24.50, BB calls $24.50

              River: ($148) 9 (2 players)
              Hero bets $130.75 and is all-in, BB calls $62.35 and is all-in

              Spoiler:
              Results: $272.70 pot ($2.80 rake)
              Final Board: 7 J Q K 9
              Hero showed 7 7 and lost (-$131.35 net)
              BB showed Q Q and won $269.90 ($138.55 net)



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              Spoiler:




                Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
                Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #19869501

                Hero (SB): $101.31 (101.3 bb)
                BB: $151.25 (151.3 bb)

                Preflop: Hero is SB with T K
                Hero raises to $2.50, BB raises to $7, Hero calls $4.50

                Flop: ($14) 7 J Q (2 players)
                BB bets $8, Hero calls $8

                Turn: ($30) J (2 players)
                BB checks, Hero bets $14.50, BB calls $14.50

                River: ($59) 5 (2 players)
                BB checks, Hero bets $71.81 and is all-in, BB calls $71.81

                Spoiler:
                Results: $202.62 pot ($0.50 rake)
                Final Board: 7 J Q J 5
                Hero showed T K and lost (-$101.31 net)
                BB showed A A and won $202.12 ($100.81 net)



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                Spoiler:
                  Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
                  Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #19869511

                  BTN: $100.50 (100.5 bb)
                  SB: $100 (100 bb)
                  Hero (BB): $100.39 (100.4 bb)
                  UTG: $100 (100 bb)
                  MP: $348.04 (348 bb)
                  CO: $100 (100 bb)

                  Preflop: Hero is BB with J K
                  3 folds, BTN raises to $2, SB folds, Hero calls $1

                  Flop: ($4.50) J 5 4 (2 players)
                  Hero checks, BTN bets $2.83, Hero raises to $9, BTN calls $6.17

                  Turn: ($22.50) Q (2 players)
                  Hero bets $14.50, BTN calls $14.50

                  River: ($51.50) Q (2 players)
                  Hero bets $21.50, BTN raises to $75 and is all-in, Hero calls $53.39 and is all-in

                  Spoiler:
                  Results: $201.28 pot ($2.80 rake)
                  Final Board: J 5 4 Q Q
                  BTN showed 2 Q and won $198.48 ($98.09 net)
                  Hero showed J K and lost (-$100.39 net)



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