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***Official SPEW Containment Thread*** ***Official SPEW Containment Thread***

03-18-2014 , 01:45 AM
Uh....no offense, but no, no, and no. I'm sorry that my posting encouraged the aids to return to the thread. They might be a bit spewy, but I'm not sure how worthy they are for this thread. I wasn't even sure 6b jamming 36dd was truly worthy and none of those three are as bad.

Still got love for mayox's avatar though.
04-04-2014 , 06:21 AM
Here's a spew for ya
2-3 Nlh live Homegame
Stack sizes
Hero 700
Villan 1100
I'm in bb with Ah9s
Utg raise to 12 6 callers.
I raise to 125
Villan calls
Hu to flop
10sJs6c
Hero bets 300
Villan moves allin.
Hero calls.
Turn Qs river 5h
Villan shows 9c10c
What was I thinking?
Well villain had just shoved flop In similar situation against me and I folded so I wanted to look him up.
I thought Ace high might b good anyway. I'm a sicko
04-04-2014 , 07:25 AM
sicko indeed
04-04-2014 , 07:27 AM
Sickness itt
04-04-2014 , 08:30 AM
so sick
04-04-2014 , 12:16 PM
thats sick
04-04-2014 , 12:23 PM
std cooler imo, can't really fold with backdoor straight flush draw.
05-13-2014 , 07:52 PM
Merge $600.00 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
DeucesCracked Poker Videos Hand History Converter

UTG: $643.10
MP: $1683.09
Hero (CO): $603.00
BTN: $590.84
SB: $360.01
BB: $819.01

Pre Flop: ($9.00) Hero is CO with 8 8
2 folds, Hero raises to $17.25, 1 fold, SB calls $14.25, BB raises to $69, Hero calls $51.75, 1 fold

Flop: ($155.25) J 4 6 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($155.25) 7 (2 players)
BB bets $750.01, Hero calls $534 all in

River: ($1223.25) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: $1223.25
Hero shows 8 8
BB shows J A
BB wins $1002.24
BB wins $216.01
(Rake: $5.00)

Whoops
05-14-2014 , 05:30 AM
u bump this thread for this!?! wtf?? u haz pair and gutshot!!
05-14-2014 , 02:16 PM
    Poker Stars, $5/$10, $2 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #26849891

    CO: $1,384.06 (138.4 bb)
    BTN: $1,000 (100 bb)
    SB: $1,127 (112.7 bb)
    BB: $657.54 (65.8 bb)
    Hero (UTG): $1,229.13 (122.9 bb)
    MP: $4,391.86 (439.2 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is UTG with 7 6
    Hero raises to $25, 4 folds, BB calls $15

    Flop: ($67) 3 5 8 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $50, BB calls $50

    Turn: ($167) 3 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero bets $115, BB raises to $250.76, Hero calls $135.76

    River: ($668.52) A (2 players)
    BB bets $329.78 and is all-in, Hero calls $329.78

    Spoiler:
    Results: $1,328.08 pot ($3 rake)
    Final Board: 3 5 8 3 A
    BB showed Q T and won $1,325.08 ($667.54 net)
    Hero mucked 7 6 and lost (-$657.54 net)



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    05-14-2014 , 02:35 PM
    Haha wtf
    05-14-2014 , 02:41 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Glanza_Mike
    u bump this thread for this!?! wtf?? u haz pair and gutshot!!
    Nits like me have limited spewage :-) , just quiet in this place lately. I cant beat the 7 hi calls ITT. Best I got is a Q9 hand I should poast, that I check raise AI OTT in 3b pot on 107310, no fd. The straight draw was coming on the 6th card. Nothin like zero percent equity

    Last edited by BWillie; 05-14-2014 at 02:46 PM.
    05-14-2014 , 03:17 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by MMD
    Haha wtf
    Misread ? "I have the straight!"
    05-14-2014 , 04:56 PM
    what if he showed the 64s tho, you could double your coaching price after that.
    05-14-2014 , 05:13 PM
    haha std call live coz he is bluffers and is going to muck his hand 1st

    Spoiler:
    05-15-2014 , 07:56 AM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by TonnaMunz
    haha std call live coz he is bluffers and is going to muck his hand 1st

    Spoiler:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mr2agX80ZyE

    05-15-2014 , 10:56 AM
    jaja sosiq! i love how ze germans say "flop comes sieben zehn ASSSCE"

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    05-16-2014 , 08:14 AM
    Wow, this hand. I've never seen it before. Many moniez. Q high. Snarling Wolfe.
    05-18-2014 , 02:55 PM
    not sure if good enough for this thread but there ya go:

    Spoiler:
    Grabbed by Holdem Manager
    NL Holdem $10(BB) Replayer
    SB ($687)
    Hero ($1,164)
    UTG ($488)
    UTG+1 ($1,105)
    CO ($1,000)
    BTN ($1,022)

    Dealt to Hero 5 Q

    fold, fold, fold, fold, SB raises to $28.80, Hero calls $18.80

    FLOP ($57.60) 3 J J

    SB checks, Hero bets $33.01, SB raises to $90, Hero raises to $219, SB calls $129

    TURN ($496) 3 J J 4

    SB checks, Hero bets $916 (AI), SB calls $438 (AI)

    RIVER ($1,374) 3 J J 4 6

    SB shows J 7
    (Pre 39%, Flop 99.7%, Turn 100.0%)

    Hero shows 5 Q
    (Pre 61%, Flop 0.3%, Turn 0.0%)

    SB wins $1,371
    05-19-2014 , 08:38 AM
    looks good to me
    05-19-2014 , 08:43 AM
    yeah v.good wp mate
    05-24-2014 , 08:54 PM
    Nh
    08-22-2014 , 11:15 PM
    PokerStars - $2 NL - Holdem - 8 players

    Zockermicha (MP): $200.00
    Kote2009 (MP+1): $214.42
    staskmp (CO): $221.02
    EsKoTeiRo (BTN): $549.95
    Gwalompoker (SB): $281.00
    TonnaMunz (BB): $200.00
    iamwater (UTG): $218.00
    HerrJanks (UTG+1): $200.00

    Gwalompoker posts SB $1.00, TonnaMunz posts BB $2.00

    Pre Flop: (pot: $3.00) TonnaMunz has 4 K

    fold, fold, fold, fold, fold, EsKoTeiRo raises to $6.00, fold, TonnaMunz calls $4.00

    Flop: ($13.00, 2 players) 3 K 2
    TonnaMunz checks, EsKoTeiRo bets $10.00, TonnaMunz calls $10.00

    Turn: ($33.00, 2 players) 5
    TonnaMunz checks, EsKoTeiRo bets $26.00, TonnaMunz calls $26.00

    River: ($85.00, 2 players) 4
    TonnaMunz checks, EsKoTeiRo bets $16.00, TonnaMunz raises to $158.00 and is all-in, EsKoTeiRo calls $142.00

    Spoiler:
    TonnaMunz shows 4 K (Two Pair, Kings and Fours) (Pre 39%, Flop 84%, Turn 75%)
    EsKoTeiRo shows A 7 (Straight, Five High) (Pre 61%, Flop 16%, Turn 25%)
    EsKoTeiRo wins $398.20


    lol obv pretty spew to use this hand but LOL howww does he call?!?!?!!? jfc

    Spoiler:

    Last edited by TonnaMunz; 08-22-2014 at 11:16 PM. Reason: blockers one hellva drug
    08-23-2014 , 01:24 PM
    erm because you only rip nuts otr and you cant have nuts? pretty sure your rip is way worse than his call but whatever.

    Spoiler:
    just to be safe, im actually not even sure if your trolling or not, if you are wp.
    08-23-2014 , 01:53 PM
    Yeah easy c/c for 16$ in 100$ pot with Q9hh there.

          
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