Also cats rule.

I live in the country and often have unwelcome cohabitants.

About to get pwned:




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my kitties

Damnringer claims to be one of the top 100 full ring players in the world. And since tournament poker is fullring, it must be that he is probably one of the top 100 tournament players in the world. He should just charge 100% markup.

But this all moot because a top 100 player in the world would never sell a piece of himself in a tournament. He would just rather keep all the action to himself. If he can't afford it, well then he would just grind online or live for a couple of days and make fistfuls of cash money and then would be able to play. So even though we all wish DR would sell us a piece in WSOP action, probably not going to happen. We can only hope and pray this top 100 player in the world decides to play the $1 million dollar event and then for sure we can buy 1% pieces for 2%.

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Link?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/11...l#post23752747


God I have too much time on my hand. Don't worry DR, I am self banning myself from 2p2.

if he claimed that i think it was probably understood to be in the context of cash games. obviously tourneys, especially live tourneys, present a whole host of different dynamics, so it's kind of silly to extrapolate that he's calling himself a top 100 tournament player

also "it must be that he is probably...". wat

in any event, whether my assumption is correct or not, youre being a tool

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ill start this off by dropping some serious knowledge. a **** ton (technical measurement) of grain and food is destroyed to keep prices in check so farmers arent all ****ed. feeding it to a delicious cow is less wasteful.

as far as methane is concerned, i live 3 hours from the nearest coast so if global warming puts a beach in my backyard all i have to say about that is thanks cow.

and that bunny looks delicious.

ive thought flounders and crabs were adorable ever since i first saw the little mermaid. they are still delicious.

i love dogs but if fido tasted like bacon he's going down. only women and communists like cats.

on the meat scale, this post is a med rare porterhouse.

I'm allergic to both, had a dog in my old vegas house and all he did was **** all over the place and climb all over me and claw at me when I tried to push him away/ignore him and gl trying to have food ever without him trying to hop up to the table.

Thank you Jesus, finally this thread is about something other than BF.

Zac,

Dogs need discipline. You need to physically show them who's the boss.

not just physically but using your energy and body language.

dogs are not human. they won't understand you talking to them. they will (after a while) understand you setting boundaries and limitations if you constantly enforce them.

A warning: Do NOT get the game Frozen Synapse. It is the most awesome game I have played in ages (I am sure the Starcraft crowd will love it to bits), and it is more addictive than oxygen. GG poker for the next few months.

yea man you gota train em and stuff.

dogs are like kids. if you dont potty train them and teach them not to be spazzy little ******s they are just gonna keep ****ting everywhere and ****ing up.

hmm 100% markup... of course!

I'll allow it no need for self-ban. I just wish i could be any full ring player nowadays.

Me too. I be missing online pokers!

Interesting blog posts on the FTP situation:

http://www.infiniteedgegaming.com/bl...%99s-last-out/

http://ftrain.blogspot.com/2011/06/a...-in-egypt.html

Bunch of food experts itt. The only one that's prob done any research on the thing is the veggie.

fwiw i'm switching/have switched over to plant-based whole food diet and love it. Eating animals and animal products has got to be one of the worst things you can do to your body (w/o realizing it). The saving the rainforest/cows thing is just gravy. I cant even begin to imagine how bad walmart animal products would be for you either.

Disturbing when thinking about how it relates to our funds and the timing of possible pay outs. If it's relatively accurate, I dunno if we're getting our money before the summer ends.

Forgot to say I enjoyed SABR's hunting photos. The tiny drops of blood at the end was a nice touch. A cat will torture a mouse for hours if it is in the mood. My ex once made me get out of the bath and whack a poor mouse with a hammer just to end the horror. Which proves if there is a God he must be one sadistic bastard.

at this point i'll honestly settle for getting my money ever.

I actually did kill the mouse before the last pic lol. My cats were playing this game where they'd back off, give the mouse some space, and watch him try to run. As soon as he moved two steps they'd swipe him down or grab him with their teeth and throw him into the air.

This went on for a while, then I felt sorry for the mouse and killed it.

+1 id prob even take half my money

what I dont understand is why was stars and tilt and UB involved in using all the same banks in the US? were all 3 of them working together to launder money?

why don't you sell 50 cents on a dollar? unless the rate is lower than that