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04-21-2010 , 05:31 PM
so let me see if i got this right:
i should flat 4bets w QQ, and then stack off if no A or K on flop, otherwise fold, yes?
04-21-2010 , 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by kingink
just means you have a soul ....

unless of course you a have a $*&($* in your mouth while you watch ....
reminds me of a joke some guy I worked with on a project.

Dude: "I think my new roomate is gay"
Me: "Mark? really, I think he is just a little strange, that is all."
Dude: "Maybe, but his dick tastes like ****.".
04-21-2010 , 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by fieldyb
Look for ID 154412205 (this is for this week's ME Race). You should be able to register there as long as you have your ticket appear in your cashier...
My promotions page says i qualified but when i actually go to register, it says I dont have any tickets.
04-21-2010 , 05:49 PM
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Originally Posted by LacieK
didnt TONZ win one last yr?
ya but i just took the money.
it was crazy. they gave 8 seats in the one i played and I was always in last place with like 23 people left and I somehow managed to squeek in.
04-21-2010 , 05:51 PM
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Originally Posted by TheRenaissance
Two questions:
2. For some reason there is a ticket in my cashier - "ME Race - Finals". What tourney is this for? How do I find it?
click on your my promotions page and then race to the main event for directions/details.
04-21-2010 , 05:53 PM
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Originally Posted by TONZ
My promotions page says i qualified but when i actually go to register, it says I dont have any tickets.
I sent them an email yesterday and they responded today. They said they forwarded my email to the tournament department and they will respond SHORTLY. ya right.
04-21-2010 , 06:10 PM
lol it's so disgusting I know and trust so many people and have had interactions and dealings with people involving thousands of dollars and never thought twice and I've always thought about how amazing it is that there can be that kind of trust between people where irl we'd likely be drawing up contracts and getting lawyers involved. Like there are several people where we could trade our entire bankrolls and both send and likely not even think twice because we just know that we'd get it.

Then I read **** like the IFS scam thing, the gary_neville/ebon propbets, stuff about collusion in high stakes (Stoxtrader for online, Men/anonymous stories for live) and it's just amazing how ****ing scummy some people are. Like the heavy majority of poker players have more integrity than most people in the real world imo because we realize that our word is everything and if you don't have that you basically have nothing. But the bad ones in the poker world really are lowlifes of the worst kind. Super pathetic really, not sure how they can even live with themselves.
04-21-2010 , 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by zachvac
lol it's so disgusting I know and trust so many people and have had interactions and dealings with people involving thousands of dollars and never thought twice and I've always thought about how amazing it is that there can be that kind of trust between people where irl we'd likely be drawing up contracts and getting lawyers involved. Like there are several people where we could trade our entire bankrolls and both send and likely not even think twice because we just know that we'd get it.

Then I read **** like the IFS scam thing, the gary_neville/ebon propbets, stuff about collusion in high stakes (Stoxtrader for online, Men/anonymous stories for live) and it's just amazing how ****ing scummy some people are. Like the heavy majority of poker players have more integrity than most people in the real world imo because we realize that our word is everything and if you don't have that you basically have nothing. But the bad ones in the poker world really are lowlifes of the worst kind. Super pathetic really, not sure how they can even live with themselves.
You do know internet is full of scammers right? Can't really blame it on poker, if you look how many people get scammed on daily basis...
04-21-2010 , 06:22 PM
I know no one irl who has been scammed for more than $100. I know several people who have been scammed out of tens of thousands of dollars through poker. Most internet scams simply send out a bazillion emails hoping to get the dumbest of the dumb to respond. In poker they target good and otherwise intelligent poker players. Also I'm not blaming it on poker but note most of these scams were done by otherwise competent poker players. Even someone like Jason Ho spent enough time playing that I'm sure he is a winner at micro/small stakes nlhe. Like if these were people who never played poker at all targeting poker players that would be one thing but we're talking about poker players scamming other poker players.
04-21-2010 , 06:33 PM
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Originally Posted by PushingButton$
just so you know....you would be eating at the sizzler if you listen to me...BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE!
great movie quote, we goin to sizzler

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Originally Posted by ZuluWarrior
we're throwing them in London mostly
LOL

emerging democracy, brag, beat and variance all in one.

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Originally Posted by brocksavage1
Doc Halladay is gonna lose this shoot-out at the OK Corral
isn't his era like .8 this year?

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Originally Posted by 1a2a3a
noticed some weirdness last night with this. e.g. win $80 pot, hem says it's $62 somehow. the replayer shows the correct potsize but the amount won in the hand by hand view of the sessions tab is off. anyone else experiencing this/is there a fix?
request hh's from ftp, purge corrupted sessions, load requested hh's

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Originally Posted by PushingButton$
just look at the win% of teams for different starters starts and you can answer that question.

Edit:
Baseball is one of the better games to bet, since its not as matchup based as NBA/NHL/NFL games. Teams pretty much perform at their win% for that starter independent of who they are facing. That is why you can make a lot of money in it. Last year I remember getting KC +230 for all three games against the Yankees..since everyone was like CC, Burnett etc and the Royals suck etc. Yeah the royals only win 40% of their games soooo.
this is sexy.
04-21-2010 , 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by TheRenaissance
Two questions:
1. If I request my HH's from FTP, will this fix any potential errors in DB caused by these updates? I use HEM and I'm not sure if I there have been any errors.
2. For some reason there is a ticket in my cashier - "ME Race - Finals". What tourney is this for? How do I find it?
1. yes, but i'd purge everything from that day first to be sure

2. they've started the "race to the main event" again, so once you hit 3k points for the week you get a ticket.
04-21-2010 , 06:39 PM
i was thinkin about having a poker night in DC one of these nights. I know a few of you are from the area. Anyone from around the area interested in getting ripped and playing some 50nl live pokerz? I'll host it.
04-21-2010 , 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by zachvac
I know no one irl who has been scammed for more than $100. I know several people who have been scammed out of tens of thousands of dollars through poker. Most internet scams simply send out a bazillion emails hoping to get the dumbest of the dumb to respond. In poker they target good and otherwise intelligent poker players. Also I'm not blaming it on poker but note most of these scams were done by otherwise competent poker players. Even someone like Jason Ho spent enough time playing that I'm sure he is a winner at micro/small stakes nlhe. Like if these were people who never played poker at all targeting poker players that would be one thing but we're talking about poker players scamming other poker players.
Well your post explains itself doesn't it? These scumbags realize how easy it is to scam online players because generally we're a very trusting and honorable bunch and only lowlifes would take advantage of that. They'd rather cheat and steal people than to actually grind out profits at stakes where they're winners.
04-21-2010 , 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by five4suited
request hh's from ftp, purge corrupted sessions, load requested hh's
ty, will try this tonight
04-21-2010 , 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by zachvac
lol it's so disgusting I know and trust so many people and have had interactions and dealings with people involving thousands of dollars and never thought twice and I've always thought about how amazing it is that there can be that kind of trust between people where irl we'd likely be drawing up contracts and getting lawyers involved. Like there are several people where we could trade our entire bankrolls and both send and likely not even think twice because we just know that we'd get it.
True that! I was once swapping with a cake reg for FTP money. The swap was $5k. Reg accidentally sent the swap twice (cause cakes software is SOOO ****ty) and I just snap-sent back the $5k extra. In real life, that's like enough for some people i know to end friendships and run.
04-21-2010 , 06:42 PM
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Originally Posted by zachvac
oh and while we're on the subject I've always had this question about NFL betting. Since the house just wants to to have half people bet one side half bet other and people generally are more likely to bet on the favorites am I right that the line is usually biased that way and if I bet on the underdogs 100% of the time I would show a profit? Next question is could it beat the juice lol. I've considered doing a test of a few years data or something but never taken the time to do it and was kinda shocked couldn't find anyone on google that had done it in the past.
it would be more accurate to say the line is biased toward whichever team gets more action, favorite or underdog. e.g., notre dame football (or u of michigan) or chicago cubs baseball. regardless of their fav/dog status, those two plays get more action because of their fan bases. so the book has to give a better price on their opponents to balance out the action, which is almost always their goal, as you said.

(if they think the public/squares are flat out wrong, they'll keep the lines where they are and "take the bet themselves," so to speak. but that's fairly rare.)

Last edited by five4suited; 04-21-2010 at 06:45 PM. Reason: eh, maybe not so rare, more like occasional.
04-21-2010 , 06:44 PM
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Originally Posted by TheRenaissance
so let me see if i got this right:
i should flat 4bets w QQ, and then stack off if no A or K on flop, otherwise fold, yes?
are you saying you flatted QQ vs. me?
04-21-2010 , 06:45 PM
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Originally Posted by PushingButton$
best bet in vegas is the no-pass line in Craps.
Yeah I know, but that gets boring after awhile. I don't have the discipline to just keep betting that.
04-21-2010 , 06:46 PM
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Originally Posted by DamnRinger
i was thinkin about having a poker night in DC one of these nights. I know a few of you are from the area. Anyone from around the area interested in getting ripped and playing some 50nl live pokerz? I'll host it.
I am up for it. Gotta be fun!
04-21-2010 , 06:48 PM
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Originally Posted by five4suited
it would be more accurate to say the line is biased toward whichever team gets more action, favorite or underdog. e.g., notre dame football (or u of michigan) or chicago cubs baseball. regardless of their fav/dog status, those two plays get more action because of their fan bases. so the book has to give a better price on their opponents to balance out the action, which is almost always their goal, as you said.

(if they think the public/squares are flat out wrong, they'll keep the lines where they are and "take the bet themselves," so to speak. but that's fairly rare.)
Betting on Cubs baseball:

04-21-2010 , 06:49 PM
OMG!!!! OMG!!!! I just heard on TMZ that Snooki was making out with The Situation in Miami last night after breaking up with her bf...... whoaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
04-21-2010 , 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by zachvac
I know no one irl who has been scammed for more than $100. I know several people who have been scammed out of tens of thousands of dollars through poker. Most internet scams simply send out a bazillion emails hoping to get the dumbest of the dumb to respond. In poker they target good and otherwise intelligent poker players. Also I'm not blaming it on poker but note most of these scams were done by otherwise competent poker players. Even someone like Jason Ho spent enough time playing that I'm sure he is a winner at micro/small stakes nlhe. Like if these were people who never played poker at all targeting poker players that would be one thing but we're talking about poker players scamming other poker players.
How long have you been around the webz? People get scammed on daily basis for thousands of dollars. Internet scam/fraud is pretty sick. You have no idea........
04-21-2010 , 06:51 PM
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Originally Posted by brocksavage1
Betting on Cubs baseball:

you are doing it wrong. Don't bet on them to win.
04-21-2010 , 06:51 PM
lol interwebz scamaments.
04-21-2010 , 06:51 PM
Brock, meet me in Montreal in 10 mins. I gtg.

      
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