I would be the one paying 11K a month for a 2 bedroom house...I'm sure I could find a better deal but I really like the house and location where I am staying...plus water+electric have been around 1K per month and I run my AC at least 16-18h hrs per day...

How many players are living in Koh samui? and is there like a skype-group or FB group, do you guys plan any social activities together?

Iv been to both Phuket and Koh samui, def like the chill vibe of Koh samui and the fact that there are more young tourist/backpackers compared to Phuket,
plus the fact that FMP is closeby make it a possible location for me, but id figured if would going to live there by myself i might get bored fast and not sure if and how easy it is to get in touch with mind-liked ppl.

Thats a huge pro for Phuket, that there is a great and active community over there, plus the fact that (south) Phuket is beautiful!

lol come on man. Are you trolling or did you just go full ******?

I agree with K2D....kinda...(did I just say that??) For some people, not everyone, poker books can only teach so much. I think there are far too many variables at any given situation, that the books cannot teach you. Instinct becomes a huge part of it, especially playing live....but that's just my opinion so please don't shoot me for it

There's not many 2+2ers in Samui, but there are quite a few German and Scandi players here. They have their own native language forums, so most don't tend to post here although some lurk.

There is also a live poker club in Samui that holds regular cash games and tournaments, which is something you won't find anywhere else in Thailand. Don't ask me how they stay open, but apparently they do.

K2 went full ****** on his 11th birthday and aint ever come back

I kinda get what he means but the poor lad does have trouble articulating himself sometimes. I guess he means if it aint broke dont fix it, he can win at what he does and the way he does it, to a level that is sufficient for him and probably can not apply new strategies that are 'supposed' to improve ones game successfully.

Thats just a guess mind.

I been to samui 2wice in my life. This one time i went to big budda and banged a bell with a wooden stick. The other time i went to green mango? and banged two fatties in my room i got from there and one cried when i did the other again in the bathroom in the morning.

Looking for info on boner pills. I've never tried any but I'm in bkk for some degening and I'm curious. What's the difference between the different types, is it safe to buy from the shady looking guys on the street or do u go to a pharmacy? Any pro tips on the dos and donts?

probably go to a pharmacy :P

you cant get them in pharmacy anymore for farangs, I think its the law (can be stood corrected). Get off at nana bts and walk around sukhumvit, plenty of people selling em, some fakes going around too apparently from the word on the net.

you greasy ****

what if i sent a thai chick in to get it?

lol

I remember reading something about them just becoming illegal (too many old farangs died from heart attack apparently...), but I thought that wasnt going into effect for a few more months?

I have some for 1000 baht a tablet if anyone needs some.

I think that money is better invested in getting a hotter girl.

Anyone else here willing to fess up to sneaking through your girls FB/email etc on her phone when she's in the shower?

Did it this morning, can't say I'm too proud of myself but I needed to see what her game was.

Probably, then again after 20 sang som and cokes I need assistance no matter how hot the girl is personally lol.

'Boner pills' have never been available without prescription originally. The pharmacies just didn't care. You can still get them at most pharmacies around Soi 3 particularly. The ones sold on the street are fake. I know what I'm talking about cause I got a nice letter from Pfizers lawyers after importing 500 packets and being detained in customs (in Europe).

Great profitmargin though lol. You can get the street ones down to 120 baht packet and sell in Europe for ten times that.

I'd be careful with ingesting the fake street pills, rather get some generic Cialis (ApCialis) or generic Viagra (Kamagra).

Consider that if I could buy a packet for 120 baht, then they can't be good ones.

I wish people wouldn't use the word 'fake' as it makes them sound dodgy, they basically generic copies, ie exactly the same thing but not branded Viagra or Cialis etc.

agreed, they work fine, have a sample size of ~200 kamagra gel uses between people i know. never tried pills

a good price on lower sukhumvit street stalls opposite nana is 1k for a box of 50 kamagra, i.e. 20 baht/sachet, or ~50 baht individually

Every relationship I start in thailand no matter with what girl is always based on a mountain of lies and deceit. If I looked through her phone, it would only break my whole methodology.

That said I got a free entry to the gym today, I saw the computer and it said ive been 21 times so far (#brag #hench), she said gym free, im not sure if its free per every 20 visits which means i get 2% Rake back, or its free for the whole year. Kind of nervous and excited at the same time for Saturday to roll by so I can see. Usually pay 20baht per visit.

yup, ive done it before. I found two kids and two other sponsors/bfs within 5 minutes. Im guessing that is about par for the course

Do you mean that you assume 100% of what they say is lies, or that because everything you say is lies that you dont really care that shes lying? Dont quite understand the meaning of you said, but either way both are interesting mindsets.

I'm not talking about Kamagra or ApCialis, but the ones sold at stalls in lower sukhumvit as Viagra and Cialis. These are definitely not authentic Viagra or Cialis and therefore 'fake'. You don't know what is in them at all, while Kamagra and ApCialis are 'generics' but not 'fake'.

The main thing that surprises me from seeing correspondence from various girls with guys is how many weak pathetic men there are in this world when it comes to a bit of pussy.

Seriously, I'm aghast as how easily some of these guys are sucked in and are basically eating out of their hands in no time at all, easy meat, no wonder so many are at it.

Funny story from last week with a couple of noob mates. Second night in and my mate BFed his first ever bar girl, she was a great girl, been in the game a while and played her job to a tee with him, I knew he would have a great night with her but told him not to fall for any of her BS.

Next morning he comes to my room excited out of his mind, the words couldn't come of of his mouth fast enough about what a great time he'd had lol. Anyway he finally got round to telling me about a phone call she received when she was on top of him giving him a good rooting. She basically had some French guy on the end of the phone literally crying and pleading with her not to fk anyone until he returned the following week, he was going to send her 20k so she wouldn't do that lol. She had the phone turned onto loudspeaker so my mate could hear, obviously with a shhhhh gesture while she was still slowly rooting him during the conversation.

Needless to say he will be booking his next trip very soon.

At some point she probably did the same with french guy or does your friend now thing that he is special?

Don't you worry mate, she was a nice girl but I made sure he didn't take any of her ****. When he bar fined her his plan was to go home and get it on, but she suggested to go for a few more drinks when we were out of sight, yep you guessed it to bars that her mates were working in so he got rinsed for a few drinks in every bar they went to.

I had a sharp word with him in the morning. He Bar fined her again the next night and she tried the same trick with us lol. Not happening love, you go where we want as we are paying

Took him 3 or 4 nights to get the hang of it and how to say no, but he got there eventually.