Lol I have no idea what people who are actually strong do for programming when they are all powerlifting. Your dislikes eliminate a lot of programs. I honestly have no idea. My knowledge of programs basically stops with SS, GSLP, SL, TM, 5/3/1, Juggernaut, and Cube, which you've basically all eliminated.
Oh and westside. But **** that (no offense, Cha
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