lol at the things you get all aspy nit about yugo, jesus christ

We're saying 1000 because it's a round number, and it's a semi-ambitious goal that we want to challenge ourselves to hit. Saying we want to get to 975 isn't that inspiring.

Yeah I mean sure we could say race to 950, but #YOLO (you only lift once)

The 1k total is the holy grail of tinybros everywhere. They feel like if they can make it to the mythical quad digits that will have some claim to the status of IEL. Such a sad existence.

LOL Snitch talking like he isn't a fellow tinybro. So jelly that we will break 1k without being fatty mcfat fats. But then he looks at Mrs. Snitch and his rage disappears.

Yeah, it'd certainly be easier if I stayed fat, but what are you going to do. I'd just be uncomfortable being a bit chunky with a young, hot wife, but that's just me -- to each their own I say.

Have you been to Australia? Top shelf selection is sparse. Snitch is basically top tier in the local gene pool. Nothing compared to USA#1, but he is in Australia, so he has nothing to worry about.

Yeah I know why 1k is a milestone (it ldo is for me too) but I am obv overly nitty about setting goals that aren't very reasonable.

But w/e, I hope all of us hit 1k this year.

tinybros are fast to anger.

FakeBusto, come on bro. I could go out there and total 1k right now if I wanted to like it ain't no thing and I barely even lift. You bros are making it out like it's virgin vagina or something.

Monte, that's why you wife it ldo.

Join us Yugo! Monte and I won't be so eager to kill whichever of us gets 1st place if we can both laugh at you in 3rd.

Snitch,

Not a single word of your post was true. But I'm sure you knew that.

No, I will lose and here is why: I'm wayyyyy behind on bench. While I may be ahead on squats and/or DL by a bit, you guys have just as much room to grow on both of them, while I can only "make up ground" on bench, which I progress very slowly at even at the best of times.

But sure, I will throw my hat into the ring - when are we checking 1rms? Sometime in January? I'll be there! I plan to be 4-5lbs heavier fyi so at least I got that going for me.

The only way for me to win this imo is to just go nutso on squat which seems nutso b/c it's by far my strongest lift to begin with. Or if I switch to sumo DL - actually, that is probably what I should do if I cared more about winning than improving my conventional DL.

We're saying first or second week of January, when we still have holiday excess to power maximum gainz.

Excellent - we should do 1/5 since that will be my bday and then you both will have to lose to me on purpose.

I mean, there's really no way for me to truly win this challenge; there's a 100% chance I either lose to or barely beat a tinybro that weighs 30 pounds less than I do, and then Yugo is either going to barely beat me or be like "lol, bench press is lame, I totalled more on the lower body stuff". I'm prerustled just thinking about it.

Wait, wut? Monte, you have the highest lift total by a lot right now - how are you not the clear front runner?

OH, I see, you need to win by a ton to feel like you've truly won. Meh, challenge doesn't seem to state anything about adjusted for bodyweight - atlthough yeah, FakeB is front runner in that case.

We could just do highest ratio of total vs. bodyweight. I'm at ~4.8 right now. That is truly what I actually track since I am not interested in bulking up to 195 again any time soon.

He's saying it doesn't count if you're fat. Which I guess is a solid point if we were saying you had to be within a certain weight class or bf% or whatever. FakeB the clear winner. Place your bets now. But if only on strength totals, Monte's gonna crush us both.

Lol. Funny how snitch masquerades for a bigboy because he weighs 200. But below that fat coat all you have left is a tinybro. I mean my arms and neck are as big as that guy and I weigh 40 pounds less!!! If he were to cut he would make a Somalian looked jacked. He has never even hit 1000 pounds at 200+. Lol lol.

Oh, also I'm much further behind than I think b/c I belt everything, fml.

If you wanna include bodyweight use wilks, not a raw ratio.

Wait, you're not allowed to use a belt? Lol?

I kind of don't want to include bw, that's kind of the point, but it's probably the fairest way to judge the actual winner (which will be fakebusto almost certainly).

sup yos. Can I get in on this? I don't look like I even lift.

loco on full troll mode today. come now bro, i have more lbm than you have total mass.

BtM,

All tinybros welcome. saw auto DQd obv.