I love when my opponent bms and can't play.
So I was ZvP on Xel Naga...
Ethan: i haven't 1v1 in so long
Ethan: all i know is all zerg 6 pool like [rhymes with maggots]
SkyNet: i rarely see ppl 6 pool
Ethan: lmao?
Ethan: all zerg 6 pooll or 8 pool
Ethan: but its ok
Ethan: i got cannons
SkyNet: i guess you'd know
Ethan: rape nerd
SkyNet: since you haven't been playing
Ethan: even in 4v4
Ethan: so bad..
SkyNet: interesting
SkyNet: tell me more
Ethan: learn to play
Ethan: a skillfull race
Ethan: [gay slur]
SkyNet: so bm
Ethan: bm these nuts [gay slur]
At this point he's got 4 proxy gateways by the rocks near my natural cronoing zealots and I'm hatching at around 21 with speedlings. I'm noticing he doesn't have anything building in his base after late scout.
Ethan: im not fast expoing LOL
Ethan: gg
Ethan: [gay slur]
He starts attacking my expo as its building. I cancel and take his natural, build lings and two spines at my main. He attacks and retreats, then he starts building a forge as I roach and build some spines at his natural. My roaches kill all his gates and some pylons in his main but he has a lot of cannons. Then he manages to get void rays out and harass a little before he can't do anything.
Ethan: can u let me win
WTF?
Love the smack talk though, it makes winning that much more fun.