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09-03-2010 , 05:35 AM
over 7k hands you have no reads on what he might semibluff with?

i think it's a fold
09-03-2010 , 05:38 AM
They're datamined hands from a little while back, I haven't played THAT much with him, and when I have, we haven't really tangled at all, all I have is stats.
09-03-2010 , 05:39 AM
yea even if he has some hands you beat in his range like ****ty PP. majority of his range just crushes yours. =[ i would fold
09-03-2010 , 05:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by cheryltweedy
He didn't min raise, he called a min-raise. I should also add, I was playing about 32/28 at this time too, with like 16% 3bet, as it may widen his flatting range pre. He was also playing pretty aggro aswell, 28/24.
oh, I can definitely see him flatting jacks or queens pre. I would've 3bet bigger if I was to 3bet TT.
09-03-2010 , 05:40 AM
in all honesty im a little surprised you have to ask about that TT hand

we can't do anything but fold

also, the kitten kicking went well
09-03-2010 , 05:42 AM
In for september.
Also there is too much bs to read in this thread anymore quite frankly its boring.

Quote:
Originally Posted by GOONERCAM
you can't coach if you don't win anymore
BOOM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dint
a coach that isn't even a proven winning player

this isn't the first time i've wished you were leveling
There are many losing players that coach so don't doubt that.

- -

Also cheryl fold flop probs.
09-03-2010 , 05:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EATITPAL
Also there is too much bs to read in this thread anymore quite frankly its boring.
just do what i did and go on an 'ignore'ing spree
09-03-2010 , 05:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EATITPAL
In for september.
Also there is too much bs to read in this thread anymore quite frankly its boring.
There are still things in this thread that make it worth opening.



Quote:
Originally Posted by Megloooo
Olly * Megloooo says:
would you have sex with annette obrestrat
for free nlhe coaching

Spraggy says:
dude
**** the coaching

Olly * Megloooo says:
ok
how about
jen harmen
for limit coaching

Spraggy says:
uh
again
shes hot mate
i wud face **** her
then bend her over
and tell her she couldnt beat 50nlhu
whilst i pound her and her tits are jigglin about
and shes like
ooooo my tits
im like please jennifer you dont know what a donk bet is
you fkn fish
then pull out and write on her tits in cum
"live donk"

Olly * Megloooo says:
ahahahahahahha








Quote:
Originally Posted by Megloooo
just do what i did and go on an 'ignore'ing spree


Hello? Megloo?
09-03-2010 , 05:51 AM
I hate folding is all, was browsing HEM and thought that posting a hand might actually count towards something constructive, obviously I fail at picking hands.

Lats 2 nights of sleep: Wednesday go to sleep @ 5:30am (Tiger Woods 11 on PS3 baby), wake @ 9, go to work, come home, grind, sleep at 5:15am, wake at 8:15am, babysit 2 year old niece until 18:45, go out and get smashed and whoo everyone with my moves on the dance flo', get in at 5am, and wake up at 9am for work whilst still drunk, awaiting my hangover to hit me during mid-afternoon, finish @ 18:00, go home and eat Chinese meal with family, go back home and sleep for 36 hours.

Sound cool, uBBV?
09-03-2010 , 05:52 AM
i c.

eh continuing vs. him is going to be marginally +EV at best, but it could be a massive mistake so i think folding is best
09-03-2010 , 05:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EATITPAL
In for september.
Also there is too much bs to read in this thread anymore quite frankly its boring.
you're boring

quite frankly
09-03-2010 , 05:59 AM
whitetextaments
09-03-2010 , 05:59 AM
I agree, would be so much better if we had a heart of our own.
09-03-2010 , 06:05 AM
Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Replayer
SB ($133)
BB ($107)
Hero ($50)
CO ($97.75)
BTN ($67.09)

Dealt to Hero A A

Hero raises to $5, fold, fold, fold, BB calls $4.50

FLOP ($10.25) Q 5 8

BB checks, Hero bets $45 (AI), BB calls $45

TURN ($100) Q 5 8 Q

RIVER ($100) Q 5 8 Q 6

BB shows J 8
(Pre 15%, Flop 18.3%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero shows A A
(Pre 85%, Flop 81.7%, Turn 95.5%)

Hero wins $97.25





This is how you win at poker guise.
09-03-2010 , 06:07 AM
Just shove every wet flop and they'll put you on a draw.
09-03-2010 , 06:09 AM
anyone want a sweat? i'm bored and feel like sweating someone
09-03-2010 , 06:11 AM
I would, except I have a 2 year under my supervision and all she wants to do is climb on sofas, stub her toes and go to the toilet just so she wash her hands, literally.

I'm also thinking of getting a new avatar, anyone wanna find some hawt Cheryl material to cut and .gif?
09-03-2010 , 06:12 AM
i dont **** get it...

fish plays 50/45 i mean raising 2.5x every single hand IP and 3betting OOP, cbetting 100%. i sit and wait, i say, i'll catch a good hand, call him down punish this fool. he outflops me every single time, when 'im crushing his range' with AK obv. i hit top pair, he hits two. and on and on and on.... 2 hands later he stacks off against some other dude, rendering my reads absolutely correct. now why t.f. do you always give out these STUPID PLAY AWARDS !?!?!

/rant

i'll get into these sweats one day... when i'm less tilting obv, since there's nothing i can contribute in this state of mind
09-03-2010 , 06:45 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iksmirp
i dont **** get it...

fish plays 50/45 i mean raising 2.5x every single hand IP and 3betting OOP, cbetting 100%. i sit and wait, i say, i'll catch a good hand, call him down punish this fool. he outflops me every single time, when 'im crushing his range' with AK obv. i hit top pair, he hits two. and on and on and on.... 2 hands later he stacks off against some other dude, rendering my reads absolutely correct. now why t.f. do you always give out these STUPID PLAY AWARDS !?!?!
Reminds me of last night session where I was losing in showdown a lot to vpip 100%, pfr 80%, 3bet 34-37%, 4bet 10% and never fold flop and rarely turn guy. It was just unbelieavable how he kept hitting 3 outers and whatnot.

I have AA, I 3bet him again, he calls. Flop Kxx, I pot it, he calls. Turn Q and of course he spiked set...

Okay so he had a hand that time(and played it passively as well. He managed to win whopping 20bb pot with quads vs full house Just to show how passively he plays...) but really...How that loose players CAN get such luck. That fellow got quads twice during the session!!!

Didn't help him in the end but damn that can be frustrating when they keep hitting and you keep whiffing and have to check/fold as you are in 4-5 way pot(for some reason everybody wanted to play with him...) with missed hand, no pair, no draw.

Especially frustrating when you are quaranteed to see the turn for free if you choose to.
09-03-2010 , 06:54 AM
in after everyone else
09-03-2010 , 07:02 AM
CarbonPoker's software pretty much sucks.
09-03-2010 , 07:50 AM
/\

+ 1 mirrion
09-03-2010 , 08:10 AM
I can't imagine 20-tabling on this site, my multitabling limit is set at "unlimited"...lol
09-03-2010 , 08:12 AM
Bink.

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em $0.10 Ante - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $100.20
SB: $103.10
BB: $51.05
Hero (CO): $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.15) Hero is CO with T Q
Hero raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($4.15) 8 9 J (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BTN calls $3.50

Turn: ($11.15) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $8, BTN calls $8

River: ($27.15) A (2 players)
Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $12, BTN raises to $42, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $86.90 all in, BTN calls $44.90

Final Pot: $200.95
BTN mucks J T
Hero shows T Q (a straight, Queen high)
Hero wins $198.95
(Rake: $2.00)
09-03-2010 , 08:13 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by EATITPAL
Bink.

Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em $0.10 Ante - 4 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $100.20
SB: $103.10
BB: $51.05
Hero (CO): $100.00

Pre Flop: ($1.15) Hero is CO with T Q
Hero raises to $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($4.15) 8 9 J (2 players)
Hero bets $3.50, BTN calls $3.50

Turn: ($11.15) 7 (2 players)
Hero bets $8, BTN calls $8

River: ($27.15) A (2 players)
Hero requests TIME, Hero bets $12, BTN raises to $42, Hero requests TIME, Hero raises to $86.90 all in, BTN calls $44.90

Final Pot: $200.95
BTN mucks J T
Hero shows T Q (a straight, Queen high)
Hero wins $198.95
(Rake: $2.00)
Slow-roll river?

NVM, there was still money to play.

      
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