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04-18-2012 , 07:06 PM
btw

Spoiler:
I <3 Chelsea
04-18-2012 , 07:17 PM
Nobody ever has anything anyway
04-18-2012 , 07:22 PM
50nl regs are solid

Grabbed by Holdem Manager
NL Holdem $0.50(BB) Poker Stars
SB ($50)
Hero ($106)
UTG ($52.41)
UTG+1 ($51.71)
CO ($31.53)
BTN ($50.25)

Dealt to Hero Q Q

UTG raises to $1.50, fold, CO calls $1.50, BTN calls $1.50, SB calls $1.25, Hero raises to $7.50, fold, fold, BTN calls $6, fold

FLOP ($19.50) 3 9 2

Hero bets $13.50, BTN calls $13.50

TURN ($46.50) 3 9 2 2

Hero bets $33.30, BTN calls $29.25 (AI)

RIVER ($105) 3 9 2 2 9

Hero shows Q Q
(Pre 69%, Flop 78.2%, Turn 88.6%)

BTN shows 9 A
(Pre 31%, Flop 21.8%, Turn 11.4%)

BTN wins $102
04-18-2012 , 07:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
Oh, you're one of those guys, cool.

Also, gg Stars PTR. What all you bumhunters gonna do now eh?
seriously? what ya gonna do?
04-18-2012 , 07:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
What all you bumhunters gonna do now eh?
Switch to new sites where we can bumhunt ldo.
04-18-2012 , 08:23 PM
It's all about the Sklansky bucks baby.

04-18-2012 , 08:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOONERCAM
seriously? what ya gonna do?
Don't you worry about me mate.
04-18-2012 , 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Spraggy
Don't you worry about me mate.
that thing you took as concern

it wasn't concern
04-18-2012 , 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GOONERCAM
that thing you took as concern

it wasn't concern
Sexual attraction?
04-18-2012 , 08:57 PM
Do what you feel
04-18-2012 , 09:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark89er
jesus christ o lord . com

difference my arse

im working 60 hrs weeks to feed this adu **** thats probably the only difference
in the US it costs more to execute someone then to give them a life sentence.

it would probably be the case there too
04-18-2012 , 10:50 PM
Edit: my hh is below

Playing on phone so only playing 100nl hah

Last edited by z0mgtiltz; 04-18-2012 at 10:56 PM.
04-18-2012 , 10:52 PM
lol should have stayed the night imo
Quote:
Originally Posted by z0mgtiltz

    Poker Stars, $0.50/$1 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 5 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12615002

    BB: $129.60 (129.6 bb)
    Hero (MP): $100 (100 bb)
    CO: $100 (100 bb)
    BTN: $135.81 (135.8 bb)
    SB: $116.72 (116.7 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is MP with Q A
    Hero raises to $3, CO raises to $9, 2 folds, BB calls $8, Hero raises to $20, CO folds, BB calls $11

    Flop: ($49.50) A 4 A (2 players)
    BB bets $14, Hero calls $14

    Turn: ($77.50) 3 (2 players)
    BB checks, Hero checks

    River: ($77.50) 4 (2 players)
    BB bets $15, Hero raises to $66 and is all-in, BB calls $51

    Results: $209.50 pot ($2.80 rake)
    Final Board: A 4 A 3 4
    BB showed 2 2 and lost (-$100 net)
    Hero showed Q A and won $206.70 ($106.70 net)



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    04-18-2012 , 11:00 PM
    Ty for converting. Wish I had 56 there would've been more epic
    04-18-2012 , 11:44 PM
    Dafuq is he doing?

    He literally loses to ATC???
    04-18-2012 , 11:44 PM
    would of been better if you had 22, and he called for the split
    04-18-2012 , 11:59 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ksight3
    Dafuq is he doing?

    He literally loses to ATC???
    put him on 32
    04-19-2012 , 01:30 AM
    Everytime i have AA and get 4b i think im just going to flat

      Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12619132

      BTN: $51.14 (102.3 bb)
      Hero (SB): $51.50 (103 bb)
      BB: $50 (100 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is SB with A A
      BTN raises to $1, Hero raises to $3.80, BB raises to $10, BTN folds, Hero calls $6.20

      Flop: ($21) 4 7 9 (2 players)
      Hero checks, BB bets $15.04, Hero calls $15.04

      Turn: ($51.08) 9 (2 players)
      Hero checks, BB bets $24.96 and is all-in, Hero calls $24.96

      River: ($101) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

      Results: $101 pot ($1.50 rake)
      Final Board: 4 7 9 9 J
      Hero showed A A and won $99.50 ($49.50 net)
      BB showed K A and lost (-$50 net)



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      but seriously why the **** is he betting flop and then shoving turn
      04-19-2012 , 02:26 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by JesusEatsCheese
      Everytime i have AA and get 4b i think im just going to flat

        Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 3 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12619132

        BTN: $51.14 (102.3 bb)
        Hero (SB): $51.50 (103 bb)
        BB: $50 (100 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is SB with A A
        BTN raises to $1, Hero raises to $3.80, BB raises to $10, BTN folds, Hero calls $6.20

        Flop: ($21) 4 7 9 (2 players)
        Hero checks, BB bets $15.04, Hero calls $15.04

        Turn: ($51.08) 9 (2 players)
        Hero checks, BB bets $24.96 and is all-in, Hero calls $24.96

        River: ($101) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)

        Results: $101 pot ($1.50 rake)
        Final Board: 4 7 9 9 J
        Hero showed A A and won $99.50 ($49.50 net)
        BB showed K A and lost (-$50 net)



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        but seriously why the **** is he betting flop and then shoving turn
        To make u fold all ur Ax, Kx 7x obviously, oh nd to rep 9x...
        04-19-2012 , 03:38 AM
        He's repping an overpair.

        GAWD!
        04-19-2012 , 04:27 AM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by z0mgtiltz
        Edit: my hh is below

        Playing on phone so only playing 100nl hah
        how do you get HH when playing stars from phone?
        04-19-2012 , 04:28 AM
        also, has zoom made ordinary 6max games softer?
        04-19-2012 , 05:02 AM
        Quote:
        Originally Posted by Yngwie Malmsteen
        GG PTR?
        PS is out. Mail Stars support if you want your profile back online

        04-19-2012 , 05:08 AM
        How can you post HH's here in right currency? They always end up being converted to dollars when HH states EUR
        04-19-2012 , 06:29 AM
        About ****ing time they close that **** down.

              
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