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04-24-2012 , 08:23 PM
who won on aggregate tho?
04-24-2012 , 08:25 PM
It's in the quote.

94.9% of players total 16MM
5.1% players total 168MM

Last edited by fredd-bird; 04-24-2012 at 08:28 PM. Reason: just realized you were talking about soccer lol
04-24-2012 , 08:31 PM
Hot or creepy?

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04-24-2012 , 08:46 PM
@up, i would do them all, not afraid

Jeez, hate sessions like that:



and hi btw.
04-24-2012 , 09:09 PM
wow that chick is a barbie. is that plastic surgery? or is that natural? im assuming plastic.
04-24-2012 , 09:19 PM
Creepy
04-24-2012 , 09:40 PM
Both.

Chelsea did what they had to do, that's the beauty with football, the best team doesn't always win. It was the same way Inter beat Barca when they won CL, basically kicked the ball to the midfield and defended with all 10 players.
04-24-2012 , 09:42 PM
It's really creepy when you find out it's not a real person.
04-24-2012 , 09:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
@malmsteen: come on the chelsea performance was a disgrace, these are the kind of matches/events that could even change the rules of the game. They were playing like a 2nd division bolivian team.
yea, from now on ties should be decided on possesion %...

change the rules of the game...rofl

disgrace, why?


04-24-2012 , 09:50 PM
creepy as sheeeeeeet!!!!


but i mean you still like would tho
04-24-2012 , 09:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
@malmsteen: come on the chelsea performance was a disgrace,



They were playing like a 2nd division bolivian team.

Face it kida, Barca didn't play well enough to go through. Chelsea played out of their skin in incredibly difficult conditions in the 2nd leg and to say that is a disgrace is the definition of being a mad bro. Fed up of people moaning about how teams should just open up and let Barca rip them apart playing right into their hands. Also implying Barca lost to a 2nd division Bolivian team is pretty hilarious, and this...

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these are the kind of matches/events that could even change the rules of the game.
04-24-2012 , 10:06 PM
i meant something like zonal defense is not allowed in basketball (well its not exactly like that, would be a long story but you get the idea)

the sad part is watching fans all over the world cheering for 6 defenders 3 defending midfielers and drogba/benzema/ibrahimovic trying to pull a miracle.

the only one i heard being logical was torres when he said "we couldnt play them equally, they are the best in the world"

now the best thing that can happen to the game is bilbao beating them on the copa del rey finals playing the amazing game they have shown so far just to prove they can be beaten by actually playing football.
04-24-2012 , 10:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
i meant something like zonal defense is not allowed in basketball (well its not exactly like that, would be a long story but you get the idea)

the sad part is watching fans all over the world cheering for 6 defenders 3 defending midfielers and drogba/benzema/ibrahimovic trying to pull a miracle.

the only one i heard being logical was torres when he said "we couldnt play them equally, they are the best in the world"

now the best thing that can happen to the game is bilbao beating them on the copa del rey finals playing the amazing game they have shown so far just to prove they can be beaten by actually playing football.
your deluded. i love how barca play but the best strategy too counter this is to sit behind the ball and defend well and then hit them on the break. you cant srsly say chelsea should just leave thier defence wide open to be pilliged by messi and co.



also, theres this guy called ronaldo and hes ok at football
04-24-2012 , 10:23 PM
come on ronaldo chokes 90% of the times against barca, the 3 i named earlier are beasts.

also remember this, before the end of the year messi is gonna be a dad
04-24-2012 , 10:41 PM
Yeah like scoring the winner in the copa del ray last year or scoring the winner in the title decider at the Nou Camp on Sunday. Real have 7 points more than Barca in the league this year, does this mean La Liga needs some rule changes? It's pretty nonsensical arguments. Also fwiw Barca knocked Chelsea out of the semis a few years back when Chelsea absolutely hammered them
04-24-2012 , 10:43 PM
if you think benzema drogba and ibra are better than ronaldo then i suggest you start opening your eyes when your watching football games.

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5338/7...f7dff13c_o.gif
04-24-2012 , 11:55 PM
^^i never said that, dont put words in my mouth. i said that facing barcelona these teams change their whole year tactical plan to play like a 2nd division team.

ronaldo made a pretty nice goal, requires skills to do what he did without even looking at the keeper, but there are two facts where you should open your eyes. That goal 70% ozil's pass and also ronaldo was harmless during the entire match untill that moment.


I've been watching matches like these my entire life on the average southamerican copa libertadores. A decent team like boca/river/brazilian team of the moment playing against weak teams that play 8+ defenders keep taking ties and wins even to this day.

The skill required to play that mediocre defensive game is gazillion times smaller than the skill required to play an offensive game. So, when it comes to the nosebleeds of football you expect that the quality game beats the cheap minded "lets all wait and counterattack if we can" game plan.

Barca, as the highest exponent of the offensive play, struggled all these years against this high tier teams playing defensively and imo, thats the living proof that the game is flawed. Think about next step, how would a team like barcelona adapt to face this? Bielsa had this issue when coaching our NT, the best he could do was to throw back the ball to the defenders and start passing aroud expecting to at least their strikers would come to press, you realize how ridic is that? lol



Anyway, i allways been a basketball guy, where 90% of the times the best team win and theres no way you can dirt the game or aim to scratch a tie.

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I allways hated the wall of text posts, will try this to be my last one.
04-25-2012 , 02:23 AM
ffs stop trying to make up excuses, your team got outplayed is all
04-25-2012 , 02:54 AM
soccer is not a real sport guys, who cares who won?
04-25-2012 , 04:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
Hot or creepy?

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little bit of both, but def hot. more in the sense of a pornbitch tho
doesnt get more fake than that tho lol
04-25-2012 , 04:07 AM
wat my team is about to win three tourneys on the same semester

04-25-2012 , 06:15 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kidacao
come on ronaldo chokes 90% of the times against barca, the 3 i named earlier are beasts.

also remember this, before the end of the year messi is gonna be a dad


edit: also a decent team like river? Didn't they just change the rules and set up of the leagues so they wouldn't get relegated ................

Last edited by EATITPAL; 04-25-2012 at 06:17 AM. Reason: fu cowboygaybets but I'm still keeping the gif up
04-25-2012 , 06:58 AM
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    04-25-2012 , 07:39 AM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by kidacao
    i meant something like zonal defense is not allowed in basketball (well its not exactly like that, would be a long story but you get the idea)

    the sad part is watching fans all over the world cheering for 6 defenders 3 defending midfielers and drogba/benzema/ibrahimovic trying to pull a miracle.

    the only one i heard being logical was torres when he said "we couldnt play them equally, they are the best in the world"

    now the best thing that can happen to the game is bilbao beating them on the copa del rey finals playing the amazing game they have shown so far just to prove they can be beaten by actually playing football.
    People tried playing that game vs Barca and that's how they ruled for 3 years. Football is all about tactics and realizing your limits.
    If Chelsea tried to play the offensive game, even with a full crew, they would get owned by messi, xavi, iniesta, fabregas etc as soon as they got the ball and they would score even more bc there would be less defenders.
    You just have to realize that no matter what you do, you will never be able to get the same passing going on as barcas midfield/forwards. There is something you can do to an extent, like Real does in the beginning against Barca every game, and that is to run a lot, be offensive and try to push up the game and generally play very hard football. But the further the game goes on, the harder it gets to do that due to cardio and tiredness in legs etc and because barca gets more and more comfortable with their passes.
    A game of football at their level is never about providing a good game for the fans, it's always about winning and doing whatever is necessary to achieve that goal. So no, it's not like Guardiola is sitting in their locker room telling them to play fun football so they fans can get what they want. Now it happens that the football barca plays is very offense oriented due to the players it contains and their abilities, but be assured if xavi, messi, iniesta etc weren't in the club, Guardiola would drastically have to change his teams tactics.
    Same applies for Chelsea and every other manager, they look at their team, at its abilities and the opponents team and abilities, and make a decision, without even thinking about the "beauty of football", how they can maximize their win opportunity.

    And I wasn't rooting for either team.
    04-25-2012 , 07:50 AM
    Spoiler:
    MP raises to $1.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $5.25, BB folds, MP calls $3.75



    Spoiler:
    Final Board: 5 3 3 8 K
    Hero showed J J and lost (-$37.14 net)
    MP showed 3 8 and won $72.28 ($35.14 net)


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