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04-20-2012 , 02:38 PM
id be impressed if you played 100k hands of 10nl sl8a
04-20-2012 , 02:53 PM
How do u proceed here? Villains are uknown cause I'm zooming without hud...


Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players - View hand 1736708
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crew57ru: $35.61
Hero (): $58.87
haxal221: $16.35
Legendurrrry: $25.35
vana23: $22.53
ChrisLinni: $49.34

Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is with 6 A
1 fold, vana23 raises to $0.75, ChrisLinni calls $0.75, crew57ru calls $0.75, Hero calls $0.65, 1 fold

Flop: ($3.25) 7 7 K (4 players)
Hero checks, vana23 checks, ChrisLinni bets $1.50, crew57ru folds, Hero calls $1.50, vana23 calls $1.50

Turn: ($7.75) J (3 players)
Hero checks, vana23 bets $3, ChrisLinni calls $3, [color=red]Hero?
04-20-2012 , 03:12 PM
squeeze it
04-20-2012 , 03:13 PM
I'm right clicking each player to find out if one of them are fish (1 tabling = fish, 2+ tabling = reg). If I find out the deep one is a fish I pull in a $12 raise, if the short one is the fish I just minraise. If I was IP to the bettor I would just flat turn I think. And I don't think it's profitable to call pre @ SB
04-20-2012 , 03:44 PM
i make a raise to like $8-$10

and yeah im not a fan of the call pre, even tho i know i would call in the BB is that bad?
04-20-2012 , 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by subs
id be impressed if you played 100k hands of 10nl sl8a
lol
04-20-2012 , 04:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Burnss
odds on that?? at 10nl?

to fsn, 10bb/100 doesnt sound toooooo difficult at 10nl 25nl, 50nl may be a lil tough but doable imo
dunno odds but would definately work some out and do it with escrow (10BB/100 this is). I probably couldn't give you enough action to make it worth your while tho.

It definately is possible, some HU guys have 10BB/100 over decent samples.
04-20-2012 , 04:09 PM
Nice, I didn't even know u can see how many zoom tables some1 plays. In fact I raised 12$ and they folded.
JEC I don't use a tracker atm, can u filter down completing sb/bb (3way at least) with Ax sooted on your own and post the results? I've been wondering about it for a long time.
04-20-2012 , 04:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Queen6Suited
It definately is possible, some HU guys have 10BB/100 over decent samples.
HU is not the same as 6 max... obviously a lot of HU guys have huge winrates... its pretty easy to table select when you are only playing 1 other player
04-20-2012 , 04:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by subs
HU is not the same as 6 max... obviously a lot of HU guys have huge winrates... its pretty easy to table select when you are only playing 1 other player
It's pretty easy to table select at 6-max micros as well. Most donks have their find player feature enabled. You can just create a list of donks and search for them each time you play.

Or you can just look for tables with high %players/flop, and try to find people with awkward stack sizes like 70-80BB, but not below 50BB (because short stackers are the scum of the earth). Most of the time, high players/flop means there's at least one donk there open limping, and stack sizes of below 100 BB with no auto top-up generally indicate players with little to no clue.

Also, protip, avatar with a picture of a dog = 100% donk, guaranteed.
04-20-2012 , 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CallAnyWithAny
Also, protip, avatar with a picture of a dog = 100% donk, guaranteed.
Verneer. Massive donk
04-20-2012 , 04:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by subs
HU is not the same as 6 max ......r
those other 4 ****ers
04-20-2012 , 04:54 PM
thank you for the tips on table selecting CallAnyWithAny... i will be sure to put them to good use in the future!
04-20-2012 , 04:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Soulwaxical
Verneer. Massive donk
Okay, 99% guaranteed


Quote:
Originally Posted by subs
thank you for the tips on table selecting CallAnyWithAny... i will be sure to put them to good use in the future!
Anytime bro! Also, picture of baby is also a common donk avatar, though I haven't seen many of those lately.
04-20-2012 , 05:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CallAnyWithAny

Also, protip, avatar with a picture of a dog = 100% donk, guaranteed.
my avatars a dog
04-20-2012 , 05:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by bebius
Nice, I didn't even know u can see how many zoom tables some1 plays. In fact I raised 12$ and they folded.
JEC I don't use a tracker atm, can u filter down completing sb/bb (3way at least) with Ax sooted on your own and post the results? I've been wondering about it for a long time.
i dont have a big enought database of 6max hands to do this


would be cool to see the results but you would need a massive sample
04-20-2012 , 05:14 PM
Can someone gif this please?

CO: k524.47
BTN: k771.50
SB: k640.25
BB: k863.63
Hero (UTG): k1,043.05

SB posts SB k2.00, BB posts BB k4.00

Pre Flop: (k6.00) Hero has 9 9

Hero raises to k14.00, fold, fold, fold, BB raises to k44.00, Hero calls k30.00

Flop: (k90.00, 2 players) 8 9 6
BB bets k67.50, Hero raises to k200.00, BB raises to k690.00, Hero raises to k999.05 and is all-in, BB calls k129.63 and is all-in

Turn: (k1729.26, 2 players) T

River: (k1729.26, 2 players) Q

Hero shows 9 9 (Three of a Kind, Nines)
Hero wins k1,714.26
04-20-2012 , 05:59 PM
great way to start a session


    Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50, $0.10 ante No Limit Hold'em Cash, 6 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #12630162

    MP: $104.76 (209.5 bb)
    CO: $184.03 (368.1 bb)
    BTN: $109.14 (218.3 bb)
    SB: $45.25 (90.5 bb)
    Hero (BB): $131.49 (263 bb)
    UTG: $80.61 (161.2 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is BB with 6 6
    2 folds, CO raises to $2, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.50

    Flop: ($4.85) 6 J A (2 players)
    Hero checks, CO bets $3, Hero raises to $10, CO raises to $20, Hero raises to $129.39 and is all-in, CO calls $109.39

    Turn: ($263.63) 9 (2 players, 1 is all-in)
    River: ($263.63) 7 (2 players, 1 is all-in)

    Results: $263.63 pot ($2.50 rake)
    Final Board: 6 J A 9 7
    CO showed 8 J and won $261.13 ($129.64 net)
    Hero showed 6 6 and lost (-$131.49 net)



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    04-20-2012 , 06:07 PM
    this sucks hard mate, feeling with you
    04-20-2012 , 06:12 PM
    Speaking of dog avatars, who around here remembers this old-school screen shot?

    04-20-2012 , 06:13 PM
    Hahahah yeh love that, still use it occasionally. Man reported me the other day for something similar.
    04-20-2012 , 06:16 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Burnss
    post pics and im sure people will give advice...
    http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...&postcount=475
    2k post

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by YouFaiil
    Verneers imo is still a very solid approach to rush/zoom.

    i think independant thinking is important as well though, will put you above the other regs.
    alright thanks just wanted to make sure i wouldn't go through the whole thing and then find out theres something better to read if its for zoom/rush.

    I'll go through that all asap.

    edit: btw wtf is a "no all in table"
    04-20-2012 , 06:37 PM
    I once had a neighbor that lived above me that used to bang on his floor at late hours of the night and generally cause problems for everyone.

    I was drunk one night and told him that he had a weird looking dog, referring to his 4 year old daughter.
    04-20-2012 , 06:59 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by subs
    id be impressed if you played 100k hands of 10nl sl8a
    I'd be shocked at myself if I played 100k hands of anything. But for 25k I'd happily play 100k hands of 10nl on scopenet.fr.
    04-20-2012 , 07:28 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by verneer
    Speaking of dog avatars, who around here remembers this old-school screen shot?

    It's confirmed, dnaperf is a donk. Child AND dog avatar all in one. He must be just giving money away left and right.

          
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