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"Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes "Ask Out A Girl" Thread: 2014 Year of the Petite Brunette and Pissing On Dudes

05-08-2010 , 01:48 AM
hah i value the friendship with A more than sleeping with B, despite the fact I know he's petty and it's crazy for him to really care. I am regularly having sex with a girl this just came up and I had to stop myself from jumpin' on it. I think I'm going to have more chances and just wanted to know the morality of it
05-08-2010 , 03:21 AM
lol at a guy being pretty what the **** bro, what are yo thinking
05-08-2010 , 03:31 AM
Have you ever experienced the body of a NCAA Division 1 (Female and thin) athlete?

If not, I highly recommend it.

Holy ****. Wow. I'm legit impressed right now. Not like anything I've seen/felt before.
05-08-2010 , 04:22 AM
expected karant. was disappointed. cant understand your cryptic talk.
05-08-2010 , 04:24 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Karak
Have you ever experienced the body of a NCAA Division 1 (Female and thin) athlete?

If not, I highly recommend it.

Holy ****. Wow. I'm legit impressed right now. Not like anything I've seen/felt before.
My C (I think that's what I assigned her, but maybe it was F) is a D-I athlete here and her body is phenomenal. She tried to impress me one night by telling me how much she lifted lololol. Anyways, her body is phenomenal but I will never hook up with her.

Also guys, the B saga is officially 100% closed no matter what. I'm not Karaking you. Here are the cliff notes from tonight--

My entire group comes out for once. 8 girls, 3 guys and I'm planning on just having a good old drunk time even though I'm sure I'll end up running into B at some point.

Naturally, B shows up eventually. She's with a couple of my other friends (people I hung out with a bunch a few years ago but am more casual with now). Anyways, my buddy's GF is really tight with B and knows I had a thing for her. She forces B to dance with me, and we do so for about 5 minutes. Then B finds her gay bff and it's game over for me. I'm convinced that this girl is just 100% impossible. I told one of my winggirls that as soon as B showed up I had 15 minutes to make a move (e.g. get her to dance and what happens happens) or else she got to slap me as hard as she could. Took me 13, but thankfully for my right cheek I did it.

But anyways, that chapter is closed and I'm looking forward to a fresh start this summer.

Yeota, where are these pics of the gf?

LKJ, I must have misinterpreted your original post but I didn't intend to criticize you. You make good decisions IMO I was just saying in a more macro sense that the same sexual innuendo usually isn't funny more than once.

Hope everyone else was more successful tonight than myself. Although I must say I'm incredibly happy its over.
05-08-2010 , 04:56 AM
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Originally Posted by CCuster_911
LKJ is quickly moving up the ranks of favorite poster itt...which is really hard seeing as most of the competition is discussing what to get butt hurt over aorn....
LKJ has been MVP of this thread for a good month now.
05-08-2010 , 05:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Karak
Have you ever experienced the body of a NCAA Division 1 (Female and thin) athlete?

If not, I highly recommend it.

Holy ****. Wow. I'm legit impressed right now. Not like anything I've seen/felt before.
BG or CB or whatever it is won't be pleased with this one.

edit- or is BG the D-1?

e2- no nevermind, you've already fooled experienced that one.

Last edited by thebigeasy59; 05-08-2010 at 05:49 AM. Reason: right?
05-08-2010 , 09:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by il_martilo
Also guys, the B saga is officially 100% closed no matter what. I'm not Karaking you.
I laughed out loud. This is an excellent new verb.

Quote:
Originally Posted by lastchance
LKJ has been MVP of this thread for a good month now.
Haha, well thanks both of you, I really do appreciate it.

Quote:
Originally Posted by il_martilo
LKJ, I must have misinterpreted your original post but I didn't intend to criticize you. You make good decisions IMO I was just saying in a more macro sense that the same sexual innuendo usually isn't funny more than once.
Yeah I get it, no worries. I mean, it's not like I shouldn't get criticized sometimes anyway, I just went through all of 1L and got absolutely zero action. To say there's room for improvement is an understatement.

Here's to a good summer for all of us.
05-08-2010 , 10:01 AM
I don't have many TR's here but it's my best friends bachelor party tonight. I'm thinking at some point I will be trying to "mack on day fly honeyz". When I do I will be sure to let you all know how it goes.
05-08-2010 , 10:44 AM
Every time someone directly references the thread title, it's a reminder that the joke is kind of played out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjmgzLVuWLU#t=02m30s
05-08-2010 , 11:22 AM
ooooh **** me
05-08-2010 , 11:51 AM
i actually spent most of the night talking to A. i finally think i figured out what the **** is going on with her. she's not really maliciously manipulative, she's just completely incognizant socially.

also: teh D1 athlete chick was no one from my stories. she's whatever.

also: **** i got drunk and spewed hard last night. i dont even knwo what i said to who, but im pretty sure i may have torched some bridges. oh well. going out with a bang baby.
05-08-2010 , 01:09 PM
wait you didn't bang the d-1?
05-08-2010 , 03:08 PM
no

my memory is a little fuzzy so i remember some things with her, but im not entirely sure what happened. i dont think much at all? i wish i had been more detailed when i posted last night or at least written sober me a note.
05-08-2010 , 06:30 PM
Karak doesn't bang chicks he's not in love with, which makes the action he does get quite tilting (since it could be so much better).
05-08-2010 , 09:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by goofyballer
Karak doesn't bang chicks he's not in love with,
untrue, iirc he has not banged BG, and errebody in the club knows that Karak is in loooooooooove with her.
05-09-2010 , 12:44 AM
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05-09-2010 , 12:45 AM
son of **** BITCH DRUNBK MOTHER ****ER ******* BITCH DICK **** MOTEHRUCEKR
05-09-2010 , 01:06 AM
yesssss... embrace it karak. keep typing. dont touch that caps lock key.
05-09-2010 , 01:17 AM
**** U U BANNA FLYING ****
05-09-2010 , 01:18 AM
SON OF A **** BITHC DICK MOTEHRCUIKER
05-09-2010 , 01:19 AM
Gogogogogogo Karak lol
05-09-2010 , 01:19 AM
no.






























u.
05-09-2010 , 01:55 AM
**** U GUYS IHOPE YOU ALL DI E IN a ****ing FIRE SON AOF BITHCES
05-09-2010 , 02:06 AM
lol drunkass.

      
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