this reminds me of last weekend. i was walking from the bar to subway (prob 10 minute walk) at like 2:15am. about a minute and a half in to the walk I was prairie doggin'. I could have just stopped at home, but was way too drunk to not go to subway, especially once it was on my mind. We got there and subway was empty. I ran instantly to the bathroom and proceeded to drop a solid 18 incher, while my buddy ordered. long story longer, this was a 10 minute ****, while my buddy just sat and waited alone. I got out, ordered, hit on the girl who made my sandwich and then went home. [x] clogged toilet.

what should i do this weekend for a girl on my floor in my dorm who likes me?

write her a Shakespearean sonnet... make sure everyone in the dorm sees it first. put it on heart shaped construction paper. also frame a picture of you and her (you might need to photoshop since you dont know her yet) and give it to her as a gift.

lol i don't think i'm doing that

sing her a song.

see? look at that. you figured out generally what you shouldn't do.

now give us a general idea of what you'd like to do, some details surrounding the event or girl or we can't help you. you've proven your ability to rule things out, so i'm sure you can go the other way.

i think this would be pretty cool.

poker is going dumb today so time to figure out what i'm gunna do tonight. not looking to hook up with any girls today or tomorrow cuz i have a valentines day date with someone i genuinely like. problem is i don't drive (out of pure laziness) so i think i'm gunna find someone who is also going on a casual valentines day dinner/date and for us to just join along.

Ok right

Fail


I see her about 1 hour into club. We chat. She tellls me how awesoem i am, ship it.
Then we get love hearts. Her love heart says "lush lips2 im all like ~"no way". she kisses me, its cool.

We head to dance floor to find friends. She sees other firends, guys obv. Im like, "well i'll see you later" she's like "yeah ok cool" and i get really tilted and i disappear. she can fcuk off, i hate her how she knows thatr i really like her so much, she can **** ff.

I have 1 last chance, im gonna ring her later, see what happens. but i dont like her.

so let me get this straight

-you show up
-she kisses you, flirts with you and compliments you
-she doesn't spend every waking minute with you and talks to other guys
-you say "see you later"
-you throw a fit and leave

yeah pretty sure you just set your golden ticket on fire. no one to blame but yourself. total overreaction that probably creeped her the **** out (reasonably so).

No no no, I was just like "ok see ya in a bit" sort of thing. Inside, I'm tilting, hence why I've disappeared. Now that you say it, I may return back. I really, really see what you're saying and I think ikm breing a dick. Im gonna go back I gthink. See what happens.

you're probably puppy dogging her. just go out dance with other girls have a good night then meet up with her later. unless u guys went together and that's the only reason u went

I dont think i was puppy dogging her at all. I saw her, she wondered where everyone else was, I led the way, we broke off.

I cam ehere to rant, realised i was a bit wrong, went back. I stupidly introduced football guys to her. This went really awkward, and ive not seen her since. Ffs.

you shoulda stayed and flirted with other girls in front of her ldo

Thing is, I flirt like a tard, so tyhis isnt possible

My head is asploding so hard right now at this

Please xplain, goofyballer. I know i'm a femaletard, but i dont thnk ive gone too wrong. I left when we'd spent a while together. Admitted, shouldnt havr spouted off on here, but still. In hindsight, it was fine. I went back and to br honest, I'm sure it's still fine. I just didnt optimuise tonight, though i dont think we'd have had secks whatever happened.

Wow. How the **** do you blow that?

Wow. Overreact for the loss.

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

not going to lie i hated TuTs at first for making this thread. but it has really become amazing.

Won - stop focusing so much on 1 girl dude. youre putting th epressure on yourself

I don't have the clearest picture of what actually happened tonight, I just don't know how we go from "omg WonThyme has restored my faith in Valentine's Day he's so romantic <3 <3 <3" to you freaking out for any reason at all

^^ Alcohol...

Also won it's not a big deal. Just ship it tomorrow when you're sober.

Definitely an alcohol overreaction reaction. I dont really know what I expected but I had a compelte shocker of an overreaction. I do fear what I said to her when meeting football guys though. I will attempt nowto ship it with her watching a film with her tommrowo night.

WOW

MY FRIENDS

MAY BE THE HUGEST ****IGN UNREAL COCKBLOCKS I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIER LIFE. IT WAS LIKE THEY WERE TRYING AS HARD AS THEY COULD TO KEEP ME FROM GETTING LAID. I PRETTY MUCH HAD A SURE THING UNTIL THEY STEPPED IN. **** THEM SO MUCH. ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS? ONE DUDE WHO HAD A ****ING GIRLFRIEND PUT ME IN A CHOKEHOLD WHEN I TRIED TO TALK TO THE GIRL HE WAS TALKING TO (B). ARE YOU ****ING SERIOUS BRO? COULD YOU HONESTLY DO MORE?

THEN WE ARE ON THE WAY HOME AND I SAID "OH WELL **** ME" IN CONVERSATION AND B GOES "I'D LIKE TO" AND EVERYONE IS LIKE "WHOAAAa" THEN WE GET BACK AND B IS ALL READY TO COME IN WITH ME AND ONE OF MY FRIENDS GOES "HEY B, INSTEAD OF STAYING HERE IM OK TO DRIVE SO I CAN JUST TAKE YOU HOME" OF COURSE THE CHICK HAS TO TAKE IT OR ELSE SHE LOOKS LIKE A WHORE. THANKS BRO. REALLY APPRECIATE IT. COULD YOU NOT KEEP YOUR ****ING MOUTH SHUT FOR 2 SECONDS AND JUST GO HOME? TEH GIRL PRETTY MUCH TOLD ME SHE WANTED TO SLEEP IN MY BED ON THE WAY HOME UNTIL YOU HAD TO CALL HER OUT PUBLICLY FOR DOING IT. IM SORRY ALL THE CHICKS YOU HOOK UP WITH ARE UGLY, HONESTLY, BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED TO KEEP ME FROM HOOKING UP WITH 8+S. THANKS THOUGH DUDE. REALLY ****ING APPERCIATE IT. YOU ARE SUCH A HELP.

GOSH ****ING DAMNIT **** ALL OF YOU

YOU WANNA KNWO THE WORST PART OF TONIGHT?

I GOT SO ****ING MAD AFTER I GOT HOME THAT I TOOK MY CELL PHONE AND ****ING WINGED IT STRAIGHT AT THE WALL, CRACKING THE FRONT LCD AND DESTROYING ANY FUCNTIONS OF THE PHONE THAT SHOW CALLER ID OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. **** ME.

Get new friends...

I have a feeling that the guy who offered to drive B home realized that she was drunk and horny and thought he could get with her.