wsop,

Bring a big bouquet of flowers, preferably red roses, to surprise her with when you ask for her number next week after she's memorized it.

WsopMichael is right on this one.

i legit got raped tonight. ridic tr coming tomorrow

That has to be the most disturbing teaser in thread history.

would anyone like to wager with me on whether he legit got raped or not?
I would like the no side

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPJCByTd2F4

wow. Now i see why james bond is bond18 idol

i'll take all the rest of the action that funkii doesn't want on the no side also.

Wussop, I think you should bet on the yes side.

same

alright you caught me but:

My roommate and I were pregaming at our buddies house with our normal group, but nobody else was planning to go to a party so we stayed later than normal. Around midnight we got bored so we walked back toward our place cause we knew a couple parties on the way, but decided to grab some food first and went to our place.

In the lounge was a chick watching Knocked Up with a couple guys and its one of my favorite movies so we stopped and talked to her. She was all over us instanty, drunk like us as well and then came back up to our room.

We didn't have much to do cause we weren't expecting ppl so we decided to play beer pong, so she got her roommate(she lives on the same floor as us) to play. At first she was all over my roommate and her roommate was all over me. But she was flirty with me as well and was insanely aggressive.

She kept grinding on me cause we were on the same pong team, whenever we made fun of her she'd reply by getting up in our face/biting(yea wtf) us whenever she can. Eventually my roommate went to the bathroom and by this time her roommate left and she just got on my lap and we started making out.
This type of **** basically happened for hours, at like 4am we ran outta booze and went back to her room. We drank some more, just chilled and she was more into me(partly cause my roommate is involved with another girl and didn't want anything) so my roommate decided to leave to get some sleep.

Finally time alone I'm thinking 'alright sweet, shes been all over me and crazy as **** all night, sealing the deal should be easy', but she quickly let me know that she doesn't do guys the first night. BUT she also let me know she loves sucking ****. Works for me? lol

So lots of making out, blowjob, and her being horny and insane a lot of her basically just rubbing one out on me, she definately liked being in control(which I'm definately into) and was just going insane, biting, scratching, etc.

Today I was asleep when she came back to exchange random clothing left at each others rooms so my roommate handled that, not really sure what I'm going to do next here.

now all I really have to show for it are scratch marks, bite marks, and a mother****ing hickey on my neck.(pics to come obv? lol)

probably tl;dr and disappointing but whatever.


cliffs:
-friends not going out
-roomie and me meet random girl in lounge of our apartment complex
-shes all over me and my roommate
-her roommate joins and plays pong
-eventually run outta booze and me and her back at her place
-no sex, but blowjob
-girl = insane, body = in pain
-mother****ing hickey.

Oh ****, nearly forgot the stuff I'm trying to forget most.

At like 7am I was trying to just leave cause she was clearly going no further and i wanted to sleep a bit before watching football all day.
She starts getting all 'im so lonely all the time you should stay here with me' like and I really just wana get out. It got super weird/made me really noticed how ****ed up she was.

This is the main reason I probably won't pursue anything further, though it'd be convienant at least.

[ ] "legit raped"

[x] was drunk

nah not rape, you consented

you might have gotten away with legit sexual harassment, but rape involves sex.

actually before she got all "im so lonely, stay here" she actually jumped on top of me and had some speech about how shes going to rape me, and it would be rape since im trying to leave, but normally it wouldn't be

Don't let this girl get away, dude. She sounds like a keeper.

If you didn't want it you wouldn't have dressed that way slut.

/confused

Now the quesyion is how to get rid of hickies?

You dont

I guess you can use makeup

lol this.

At best she turns into a f buddy but I could see that not going well since you live in the same building.

That's what I used to do with my ex, but obv no easy access makeup now.

Most of the methods are like night-of or asap stuff. sigh

lol this is so creepy

Thats kind of my first plan, but I'm wondering how clingy she'd get/if shes clean

...tell me about it