lol exhibit A

hahahahaha goodgame icwudt

2, 1 iyam

haha awesome

More to come. Having communication problems with Vin about who's doing the TR. Obv I want to do it, but I'm going to make him look soooooo bad if I do. Lol.

weee down 3 BI's in ~1000 hands so far tonite @10nl

no comparison to yeota though... wow

brag: 10th in the 22$ cubed...fun times....

Still on a sick downswing.....

Also got 25th in 26$ KO(AA<77) and 31st in 26$ 42k.

Go for it.

lol i've been getting like 10th-50th like its my job. also, the 22 cubed is probably my favorite tourney even though i've never ft'ed it (got like 12th once, lost flip for cl obv)

in a session saver i had 1bb with 12 people left and spun it up to 10 with 8 left, then get heroed:

PokerStars Game #46409676459: Tournament #288446812, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XXIII (1000/2000) - 2010/07/06 2:28:31 ET
Table '288446812 18' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: Obie13 (46984 in chips)
Seat 3: fishoutbatch (19450 in chips)
Seat 4: surveyorma (101108 in chips)
Seat 5: lethal stee (43183 in chips)
Seat 6: SalesMgr5440 (125799 in chips)
Seat 7: cljlane49 (169409 in chips)
Seat 8: thodgs04 (58067 in chips)
Obie13: posts the ante 400
fishoutbatch: posts the ante 400
surveyorma: posts the ante 400
lethal stee: posts the ante 400
SalesMgr5440: posts the ante 400
cljlane49: posts the ante 400
thodgs04: posts the ante 400
Obie13: posts small blind 1000
fishoutbatch: posts big blind 2000
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to fishoutbatch [Jd 9c]
surveyorma: calls 2000
lethal stee: folds
SalesMgr5440: folds
cljlane49: folds
thodgs04: folds
Obie13: calls 1000
fishoutbatch: checks
*** FLOP *** [7d 8h 3c]
Obie13: checks
fishoutbatch: checks
surveyorma: bets 4000
Obie13: folds
fishoutbatch: raises 13050 to 17050 and is all-in
surveyorma: calls 13050
*** TURN *** [7d 8h 3c] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [7d 8h 3c 8s] [Ac]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fishoutbatch: shows [Jd 9c] (a pair of Eights)
surveyorma: shows [5c Kc] (a pair of Eights - Ace+King kicker)
surveyorma collected 42900 from pot
fishoutbatch finished the tournament in 7th place and received $150.40.
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 42900 | Rake 0
Board [7d 8h 3c 8s Ac]
Seat 1: Obie13 (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: fishoutbatch (big blind) showed [Jd 9c] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 4: surveyorma showed [5c Kc] and won (42900) with a pair of Eights
Seat 5: lethal stee folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: SalesMgr5440 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: cljlane49 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: thodgs04 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)


wp

i closed my session after this. when he tanked the river i even said how funny would it be if he had like AK. lol nah he can't have AK....
Full Tilt Poker $1/$2 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $281.10
UTG: $916.15
MP: $247.25
CO: $178.85
Hero (BTN): $331.95
SB: $340.75

Pre Flop: ($3.00) Hero is BTN with Q Q
3 folds, Hero raises to $6, 1 fold, BB raises to $20, Hero raises to $56, BB calls $36

Flop: ($113.00) K 5 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $64, BB calls $64

Turn: ($241.00) 3 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($241.00) 8 (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $211.95 all in, BB requests TIME, BB calls $161.10 all in

Final Pot: $563.20
BB shows A K (two pair, Kings and Eights)
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Eights)
BB wins $560.20
(Rake: $3.00)

lololol vintage, thats awesome

ill try to take some picks next week when i float the river at my gf's place, should be legit. maybe ill even slip one in with her in a bikini in the background.

Dude, tip of the iceberg. Trust me. Get on skype imo. Vintage0413.

i dont skype yo

also this
Poker Stars $0.02/$0.05 No Limit Hold'em - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

UTG: $5.56
CO: $2.00
BTN: $5.31
Hero (SB): $12.54
BB: $4.93

Pre Flop: ($0.09) Hero is SB with Q Q
2 folds, BTN calls $0.02, Hero raises to $0.25, BB calls $0.20, BTN calls $0.23

Flop: ($0.77) K K T (3 players)
Hero bets $0.65, BB folds, BTN raises to $2.65, Hero raises to $10.65, BTN calls $2.41 all in

Turn: ($10.89) T (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: ($10.89) K (2 players - 1 is all in)

Who takes 15 mins to get a drink? Especially when you're male, the bartenders are female, and you have an OPEN TAB.

Oh btw, I've officially lost our bet and will be losing all my hair in the near future. Lots o hair.

brag: finally final tabled a torueny for the summer..the 75$ 6 max...

beat: had massive CL 3 handed nad got 2nd

KQ=KJ was fun(AIPF)

Variance:

Full Tilt Poker $22,500 Guarantee No Limit Hold'em Tournament - t6000/t12000 Blinds + t1500 - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN/SB: t733748 M = 34.94
Hero (BB): t310252 M = 14.77

Pre Flop: (t21000) Hero is BB with T J
BTN/SB raises to t24000, Hero calls t12000

Flop: (t51000) 7 4 7 (2 players)
Hero checks, BTN/SB bets t24000, Hero raises to t284752 all in, BTN/SB calls t260752

Turn: (t620504) 4 (2 players - 1 is all in)

River: (t620504) 2 (2 players - 1 is all in)

Final Pot: t620504
BTN/SB shows 5 6 (a flush, Seven high)
Hero shows T J (two pair, Sevens and Fours)
BTN/SB wins t620504

if you were as skilled at HU late game MTT play as i am you'd have won

too bad

i coach 500/hr if you are interested

brag: +5k day

beat: I suck and should of done better

beat: "should of"

lol

grammar can suck my dick

lol online poker is ******ed.

AK<AQ pre, AQ<AQ pre with 3 tables left would have been CL

in the 70k AK<99 pre for the CL ITM

4 bubbles today, really wish i stopped sucking at push fold or winning flips or something

/rant

also, i need to complain less apparently. like 3 minutes after posting....

PokerStars Game #46451134371: Tournament #288446813, $20+$2 USD Hold'em No Limit - Level XX (600/1200) - 2010/07/07 1:51:02 ET
Table '288446813 18' 9-max Seat #6 is the button
Seat 1: dbscott108 (62106 in chips) is sitting out
Seat 4: tophand2010 (25754 in chips)
Seat 5: BKMONEYSTACK (15195 in chips)
Seat 6: sabis1 (94436 in chips)
Seat 7: fishoutbatch (40758 in chips)
Seat 8: ramiro_ak (107429 in chips)
Seat 9: limonardi (25223 in chips)
dbscott108: posts the ante 240
tophand2010: posts the ante 240
BKMONEYSTACK: posts the ante 240
sabis1: posts the ante 240
fishoutbatch: posts the ante 240
ramiro_ak: posts the ante 240
limonardi: posts the ante 240
fishoutbatch: posts small blind 600
ramiro_ak: posts big blind 1200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to fishoutbatch [Td Tc]
limonardi: folds
dbscott108: folds
tophand2010: folds
BKMONEYSTACK: raises 13755 to 14955 and is all-in
sabis1: folds
fishoutbatch: raises 25563 to 40518 and is all-in
ramiro_ak: folds
Uncalled bet (25563) returned to fishoutbatch
*** FLOP *** [Ks 5c 5s]
*** TURN *** [Ks 5c 5s] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [Ks 5c 5s 5d] [3d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
fishoutbatch: shows [Td Tc] (a full house, Fives full of Tens)
BKMONEYSTACK: shows [5h Th] (four of a kind, Fives)
BKMONEYSTACK collected 32790 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 32790 | Rake 0
Board [Ks 5c 5s 5d 3d]
Seat 1: dbscott108 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tophand2010 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: BKMONEYSTACK showed [5h Th] and won (32790) with four of a kind, Fives
Seat 6: sabis1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: fishoutbatch (small blind) showed [Td Tc] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Tens
Seat 8: ramiro_ak (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: limonardi folded before Flop (didn't bet)

this has become teh worst thread on the internet over the past like month.