cuz all i've been doing is playing poker, sitting out at the pool and drinking beers bro. nothing to do except complain about poker beats

i got 3rd in that tourney btw, almost had a winning day! ^^

decided to play PLO200 tnt

won 7 buy-ins

hard to run hotter than i am at plo in the last 3 days. cant wait for the doomswitch.

Have to agree, the poker discussion is pretty bad. I might as well start posting bad beat stories. Here's one that happened tonight:

CO (reg) opens to $5 (1/2 nl), button (fish, 50bb stack) calls, I squeeze to $24 with KK, CO instacalls, fish calls. Flop K98dd, I lead like 3/5 pot, CO shoves, button calls, I valuecall my nuts and they flip up JThh (CO, 16% equity) and AQdd (button, 26% equity).

Guess who won.

Off to London town todays.

We need to have a separate thread for all Sl poker related stuff imo.
Until then I can post crappy hand histories too itt



Full Tilt Poker $2/$4 No Limit Hold'em - 2 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BB: $400.00
Hero (BTN/SB): $431.00

Pre Flop: ($6.00) Hero is BTN/SB with J 7
Hero raises to $12, BB calls $8

Flop: ($24.00) 8 8 Q (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $16, BB raises to $44, Hero calls $28

Turn: ($112.00) T (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $77, BB requests TIME, BB calls $77

River: ($266.00) A (2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $298 all in, BB folds

Final Pot: $266.00
Hero wins $265.50
(Rake: $0.50)

even though a lot of the hh's are bad beats its giving me some motivation to grind, I've barely played this summer

OKAY FINE YOU NITS

+1,000,000. I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate bad beat stories.

Yet Karak knows this, and still IMs them to me daily....

i got a play by play of his PLO heater last night lol

I'd rather get heater hands than OMG IS THIS ACTUALLY STANDARD IN PLO BC IF I PLAY UNLIMITED HOLD THEMS THIS IS A SICK BEAT.

"nah, imean he's a fish, but welcome to the internet. pretty normal"

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GROSS HOW DID I MANAGE TO LOSE THAT HANDAFSDJASDLRSFND

*Karak has logged off*

i'm going to my sisters' cottage tomorrow afternoon. there's a giant country music fesitval and I think Taylor Swift is supposed to be there, but I'm not positive. (If she is, I'll try and hook up with her and I'll let you guys know how dirty she is.) Either way, I'm not going to the actual concerts themselves, I'm just going to do each of the following:

a) finger an *******, preferably that of a female.
b) begin drinking when I get there at 3pm, and never not have a beer/vodka watermelon slice/[miscellaneous alcoholic beverage] in my hand until we leave Sunday.
c) start a fire without matches survivorman style, likely with the use of a beer or coke can.

[ ] pics of sister

plz tell whatever lucky girl it is that your favorite board game as a kid was poop chutes and ladders.

Tour de Franzia on friday!!!!!

lol at anyone forcing themselves to consume so much **** in a short period of time

why passive voice why

reported.

i lol'd when i got teh email

did you get infractions?

wot wot cheerio guvna where in london town !? ive got several more days here til i head back to bath

hahahaha this is the BBV guy right

Went to leicester square with some uni friends to see a random musical/play. Last minute tickets are expensive. Cheapest we could find was Woman in Black for £24. Wasn't as scary as I expected.

You in London too? o.0 I have a feeling we'll never see eachother and I will always miss you by a few days. I got 2 days til im off to canada+america lol.

I went to England a few years ago -- Bath was easily one of my fav cities.

Vintage is famous!

Hold my drink bitch, I'm Rick James.