Serious response, this all sucks man. But you'll get through it, keep your head up.

Also, this is exactly how a bbv4l trip report should be. A+

This.

Compliments on the ass pics.

Damn your ex is hot, srsly sucks but well after the downswing the upswing will come.


Also your mom is super hot, would hit her.

[x] op is averaging a woman a month in 2010
[x] thinly veiled brag
[beat] thyroid
[variance] whole thread of 4l wif no hatez
[ ] i kno how to uze chexboxes

i demand at least bi-monthly life updates from op

srs note: If you can handle the kid, go for the bartender.

girls are bad. OP, im on your side

i motion that this be made a sticky immediately

As everyone has said, this is everything a thread in 4L should be.

Good luck with your thyroid condition. It seems like you have a lot going for you. Don't sweat the girls, there will always be more of them. Despite what the media and card companies tell you, there is no "love of your life" or soulmate or 1 girl for you. There are countless girls that you could be perfectly happy with. Just keep moving on and things will straighten out.

You are doing it right. Good luck.

another match made in 4L?

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[x] op is averaging a woman a month in 2010

That's a sick brag on 4l.



Get a dog, imo.

Oh. My. God.

I can't even put it into words guys. I feel like...like...


(that's marlon brando. if you don't know who he is gtfo.)

I'd like thank my college education...

Just kidding. **** you, ex's mom.

Guys, i don't wanna troll my own threat with too much seriousness, but i want you all to know, as only a tree can say,



After listening to so many other viewpoints on it, I really truly do feel so much better about it all. Like, how you guys said: A lot of it isn't really a Beat, now that I look at it.

I want you all to know, every word I said was true, not a part of it was meant as a thinly veiled barg, and sorry for any offense about the "suicidal humor," it's just that we Firefighter/EMTs have a little bit different spin on life and death than most...normal...people do.

See what I mean:



Anyway. I couldn't believe how quick the five stars were up, and as self serving as this ultimately is, I would be honored is this were sticked. But even I know I have not yet earned it, so as my finale, I would like to leave you with some pics of my past. Look, if you know me from somewhere, even if you hate me for some reason, don't trainwreck me, and don't trainwreck her. She's a psycho ex and she ****ed up by dumping me, but just, enjoy the pics for what they're worth. And remember guys, this is really important: DON'T stop before the white stuff comes out.

hahah...i'm going straight to hell. But, I said earlier, Moar Love, Moar Pics, and you didn't leave me hangin. So...

[X] OP Delivers



















With that, I conclude. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Seriously Guys. I will be in touch.

Olly

Well, she does have a super banging body.

Pity about the face, though.

But if you don't stop before the....

Ohhh...

In b4 beat thread in 9 months.

That's easy for you to say.

Well, tbh, the face isn't that bad either, but using your mom as an excuse and degrading someone's job when they're a firefighter makes you look a lot uglier than you are.

Well I wouldn't want my daughter marrying some guy who gets into knife fights in Tijuana either.

where the hell is her tramp stamp

she's hot! means a lot when even girls notice it

would read again. GL OP post in 4L more pls

Hope it picks up for you OP.

BTW your ex had a great body but her hed is quite ugly so you're better off without her imo. Just find someone with a body as good or better, but with a nicer face and beat = brag.

gl gg wp nh

what guys look at her face when she has a body like that??

Um, not quite. Unless a girl is mortal enemies with the other she will always find something flattering to say.

Ask any random girl and she will tell you she doesn't have one ugly female friend (including the fat heffer next door she grew up with) but probe a little deeper and the bitch with the perfect ass that stole her bf three years ago makes Quasimodo look appealing.

It's a perfect science imo.

I don't even get what's wrong with her face.

Try looking at it.