i lol'd

am i the only one who thinks the mom is the hottest woman ITT?

looking at all the comments i would have to say no .
she is damn hot.

I prefer the ex-ass over the mom tbh :s

i agree, but imo some will take the mom

It seems like you can get laid whenever you want, so I don't see it being that bad of a year:

a) you went after some questionable women at a bar
b) you got the cancer and insta survived it
c) your ex ripped your heart out, happens
d) your career isn't going exactly as planned, again

Only (b) could take you into the realm of a bad year, but even still you seem to run pretty good at life in a lot of ways

Great post, fantastic butt and body on ex, don't get the mum thing with some of the poasters.

Have you quit smoking after the cancer scare?

Op, just go out to your bar and hit on all the girls there, the one with the kids looks very hot, and no doubt dirty as f**k.

Dood, come on.

Heartbreak Kid is the one I even still wish things would have really worked out with in terms of lifelong, but you know what, I just have to accept it won't happen. All the support I got from this tread made me realize I deserve some closure, so I actually called her up at her house phone and talked on Saturday. Found out in that phone call she started dating a new guy about three weeks after she left me.

IN fact, she was on the phone with me, said she had another call, switched but didn't switch, and went "Hi Honey..."

"...um...It's still Olly here..."

Yeah my heart dropped out my ass. The higher powers out there have a sick sense of humor with me.

But you know what, I did what I had to do, I told her I hope we can keep in touch, and I'm sure the story isn't over yet. I have somehow managed to keep in contact with all of my longterm exes. I'm still really torn but...oh well I guess. She ****ed up, not me.

Poast-Saving Bartender Pics FTW





NO TRAINWRECKING, NO REPOSTING. If I do individual POST savers, you can't give me ****. I'm going out to see her tonight, at the bar.

*And BTW guys I just got told by my firechief I'm getting promoted to part time-on call status, not just recall status. It means I get to actually sleep at the station and operate more, and I'm one step away from Full Time Firefighter Status. OORAH.*

Moar Epic Poasts to follow in the weeks ahead. You can count on Olly.

That's really ****ed up man, I know how you feel
Wish I could handle it as well as you do :')

Girls can't move on, ever, unless they're getting ****ed by some other guy.

I hate women. I seriously ****ing hate them.

And guys just never move on.

Ouch.

OP. I've read tons of TR an sob stories in 4L and OOT before 4L was around. OP is a well put together story with a great mix of humor, pics, and ****ing reality. Glad I read further to find that life seems to be ok for you. You're a good poster and seem to be a decent guy and I hope the upswong continues because I look forward to seeing you write more gems.

Also add me to the PM list for the nudes of Ex.

+1

Good stuff OP and I appreciate the pics!

OP don't kill yourself, especially not until you bang the bartender and post her pics on here.

It is my theory that the female mind is wired to only be able to remember their most recent or current lover, while guys can remember every detail about a majority of girls that we have been with.

From a evolutionary perspective, if a women was focused on her past lovers it would make her less likely to find a new man to take care of her and protect her.

I think most guys may act like they haven't moved on, but in reality they have. Men are collectors and even if we have another girl, it is nice to know that we have another girl out there that we can get with if we want to.

Obviously this is a generalization, but I think for the most part it is true.

Petition for Dr. Phil under-title.

Lol, wat? I'm not going to derail an awesome thread so I'll just say that I think you're wrong.



It's not just me, it's every female friend I've ever had who has broken up with a guy... we get calls and emails saying they just miss you, they'll never find another girl like you, you'll always have their heart blah blah blah blah blah.
Even after of months of not talking and no responding... same thing. You're saying a guy is simply thinking one day he'll be able to get back with the girl?

move it somewhere else guise

fwiw I don't remember everything about the girls I've been with, but why would I have to when I have everything on video, right?

I don't want to derail this thread or have another one of the Snoop vs Makin Maneys arguements, so I will just keep it short and sweet.

Think of it this way, every guy that has ever told you they would never find another girl like you, etc, etc; has also told that to every other girl that he has ever been with. In fact, when you are getting those messages, he is likely sending the same one to multiple girls. YOu are not a special and unique snowflake. IT isn't that he isn't over you or ready to move on, he in fact probably already has, he just doesn't want to lose a part of his collection. Yes, I am saying precisely that he is hoping that he will be able to get back with that girl one day and make her a part of the collection again, or at the very least, know that he could have her again if he wanted.

I think girls are programmed to grieve and then move on to the next partner quickly and basically forget or block out the past. I think it is their way of surviving.

This is like the most addicting thread ever she has such an amazing body I can't help but come back to this thread everyday. Maybe I should just save the pics to my comp but i'm lazy.

Nice body but she kinda looks like Matt Damon in the face.