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05-16-2015 , 04:08 PM
In an absurdly nice whisky bar in Bergen atm.

Bartender has taken pity on my lack of understanding of whisky and is giving me a crash course in scotch.

Also: jfc Norway, why so expensive? I thought Sweden was bad, this is just ridiculous. Looking forwards to being back in cheap old London.

also kokiri's minecraft story made me lol, have I missed anything else good in the last week?
05-16-2015 , 04:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bloobird
In an absurdly nice whisky bar in Bergen atm.

Bartender has taken pity on my lack of understanding of whisky and is giving me a crash course in scotch.

Also: jfc Norway, why so expensive? I thought Sweden was bad, this is just ridiculous. Looking forwards to being back in cheap old London.

also kokiri's minecraft story made me lol, have I missed anything else good in the last week?
Because they are rich. And they are rich because we signed over a ton of oil to them in the past
05-16-2015 , 04:17 PM
did they give you some shiny beads in return at least?
05-16-2015 , 04:25 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChampionsMod
Because they are rich. And they are rich because we signed over a ton of oil to them in the past
Rule 1: don't lose wars.
05-16-2015 , 04:29 PM
Do Danes pack their own lunch?
05-16-2015 , 04:51 PM
Berrrrrgen
05-16-2015 , 04:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by KruZe
how you gonna explain all the ham in your inventory?

fortunately neither he nor i have the slightest clue what we're doing.
05-16-2015 , 05:14 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iversonian
Do Danes pack their own lunch?
Mostly pastry
05-16-2015 , 05:41 PM
Hamlet sandwich
05-16-2015 , 05:43 PM
Labeled under freaky:

1. I walked by my dishwasher and stepped on what felt like a crumb. I reach down to pick it up to toss in the trash and find out it's a tiny black screw! I then go into the other room, look at our Canon camera and notice that it is indeed missing a screw. #luckyday

2. I run Quicken to enter the receipts from yesterday. I noticed that my Mastercard bill for April was $972.32 and then the bill for May was $927.23 When I first saw it, I thought it was an entry error for this month.

3. ???? (but I'm waiting)
05-16-2015 , 06:04 PM
05-16-2015 , 06:35 PM
You missed Freaky Friday by one whole day afaik, hoss
05-16-2015 , 06:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by iversonian
Do Danes pack their own lunch?
is bismarck a hewwing?
05-16-2015 , 06:47 PM
American Pharoah continues the American dominance of the 21st century by winning the Preakness! Truly a golden age we're living in. And we droned that ISIS ******* today too. Good guys ftw.
05-16-2015 , 06:57 PM
Oh nice, one away from a triple crown

This will surely bring horseracing back!

In all seriousness I used to go to Hollywood park with my pops all the time as a kid. It is crazy how much has changed. Now its just the worst casino ever and a huge empty parking lot.
05-16-2015 , 07:11 PM
David Letterman is the greatest talk show host to ever live.
-Norm MacDonald

05-16-2015 , 08:36 PM
A grocery clerk sent by errand boys.
05-16-2015 , 11:06 PM
Shouldn't you be playing Pacman with your grandson.
05-16-2015 , 11:15 PM
just watched big hero 6

meh
05-16-2015 , 11:41 PM
We don't need another big hero.
-Tina Turner
05-16-2015 , 11:51 PM
I need a hero.

- Bonnie Tyler
05-17-2015 , 12:14 AM
05-17-2015 , 12:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bloobird
In an absurdly nice whisky bar in Bergen atm.

Bartender has taken pity on my lack of understanding of whisky and is giving me a crash course in scotch.

Also: jfc Norway, why so expensive? I thought Sweden was bad, this is just ridiculous. Looking forwards to being back in cheap old London.

also kokiri's minecraft story made me lol, have I missed anything else good in the last week?
Bergen was probably one of my favorite cities I've ever visited.
05-17-2015 , 12:47 AM
A British accent always makes a lady seem classy, great video pwns.
05-17-2015 , 01:04 AM
That reminds me, I miss old TimeLady. She was really nice and made pog a better place. I hope she's doing good. We need more positive people like her around here.

      
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