u get nothing in return

(We had a holiday friday, woohoo)

Thursday: For about 10$ we could get an hour of free cocktails and so on, so we start out hard, and continue drinking. I meet my ex and she decides to pour water on me because I refuse to have sex with her. All in all pretty quiet day actually


Friday: I start drinking with my mate at about 3 PM, mostly because I'm too hungover to handle handle sober life. I get pissdrunk and visit a friend of mine for a few hours. I go back to the city and meet a norwegian friend I have, who almost instantly asks me what the price of drugs are. It's pretty cheap here, so I help a brother out, of course. (In Norway he pays 5 times as much he said, also it costs 600$ to drink in public AND 3000$ to urinate in public (holy ****, I did this and it was 200$, praise the lord).
Anyways, he gets his stuff, tries it, then gives the rest to us, and my mates are already pretty high-flying (Im more or less sober at this point).
Me and one of my best mates takes the bus home to a friends place where like 4 other friends are also partying. HARD.
It's pretty much the weirdest thing ever, one of my friends is not capable of reading anything for approximately 4 hours. I can no longer understand danish, my native language. Suddenly a friend is standing for 30 seconds in the middle of the room with a cape and heiling, he has become a nazi, he claims. And the dude who passed out is dryhumping a couch in his sleep.
We're basically ******ed, and sit for 2 hours in a tiny room, incapable of talking with eachother because we cant pronounce words and we dont really know what anybody is saying.
Eventually, me and my friend goes home and sleep at my place.

Saturday:
Pretty much a regular night out, except I feel like I can drink unlimited amounts of alcohol because of the binges the last 2 days. I'll try to summarize, because it's a personal record (it was done in about 10 hours)
2 litres of beer
8 double drinks
4 more beers
2 more beers
4 more double drinks
2 more beers
2 litres of beer
3 more drinks
2 more beers
(and then, about 1½ hour before we head home, my friend figures we might as well split 10 beers, because why not (sorry brain/liver/body/bankaccount)
so 5 more

So about 20-25 beers (not certain about how much was in the small glasses) which is about 6-8 litres
12 double drinks
2-3 drinks



... and I still soul read better than anyone else