Pressure washers are glorious machines.

lol at people with speeding tickets. Find your fullback ffs

The great Lena Dunham says she's quitting Twitter until they adopt a new code of conduct to protect women. People being mean to poor little Lena on the internet, really tragic stuff. She needs a safe space! http://www.breitbart.com/big-governm...tecting-women/

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This reminds me of the Louis CK bit where he tells people that hate verizon to go make their own phone network, then.

We, as in you and ice or we, the hiker collective?

A speeding ticket on a jet ski. I've heard it all.

NSFW

if you watch the bachelor(looking at you crossnerd[not at you amp]) you HAVE to read this guy's blog about the show.

http://lostangelesblog.com/

You don't think I watch the batchelor?

im in love with the twins. they are like twin taylor swifts

Zomg filthy of course I don't watch the batchelor what are you thinking.

You don't need to watch the Bachelor when you ARE the Bachelor.

amirite?

joe rogan in PEAK FORM

watch this in its entirety without dying of laughter

http://youtu.be/uFtMlIcrInI

Love him

My friend in high school got a ticket for spraying me with a jet ski

Her and I as well as people in our hiking group. Three of our group got ambushed at a 'sting' campsite in PA intentionally set up to look like a normal campsite but in an illegal area. They were waiting in the bushes for them until midnight when one of them made the absolutely horrendous decision to spark a joint in the middle of nowhere. They busted other people there multiple times for illegal camping. There were other stories of sites set up like that all over PA.

They also had what some thought were intentionally similar markings (compared to AT markings) for restricted game land trails that they would write people tickets for getting lost and being on.

We never got any tickets but had people walk up and put their flashlight under my tarp several times and at other times grill us on our past and future itinerary and asking if we have drugs/guns etc. All over PA.

There was even a church hostel in Delaware Water Gap, PA that had an employee going through peoples packs!

im going to see lil jimmy norton in a couple weeks so i re-watched his 2015 special on hulu

still great

Thats why the kids these days have switched to oil pens. Nobody ever gets busted with an oil pen.

I couldn't take anything with me to the trail or back home at the end so had to go analog as did most people. Plus, you don't really think about that stuff when you're in a campsite in the middle of nowhere at night. BUT, soon I'll be back in NC and will be reunited with all my old stuff! It's been 10 months!!

Minecraft update, because I know you've all been hanging on for one: the cave I found is so vast and unnavigable that I'm at a complete loss. It's this huge three dimensional Escher like nightmare that completely defies any attempt to use the usual lights on the right style mapping. So far I've taken about forty diamonds out of it, a stack of gold, two stacks of iron, one and a bit of lapis lazuli, and uncountable amounts of Redstone, yet I have zero idea even of the dimensions of the place. I've not explored the section that is mine tunnel yet at all. I could be here for ever.

It's also slightly awkward because it is two days sail from any of my usual haunts, and may or may not be easy to navigate back and forth between. I tried making a nether portal, but through into the nether there's no obvious way of finding my other nether network. If I go into the nether, can I rely on the direction I'll be pointing? I.e. if I have two portals, and I got through one facing towards the other, can I guarantee that I'll be pointing towards its nether location?

sounds like you might unleash a balrog if you dig too much

I put signs up outside my first major mine saying 'speak friend and enter'

Aiiii!

My cave exploring system:
Torches on the right wall. One torch on the floor at the entrance of intersections that have been explored/mined. two/three torches on the wall next to exits that lead towards the outside.

Bring a chest or two to drop valuables in case you die or get lost.

Using a compass in the nether is tricky but doable. This is not true for the PC edition.

I put a tower of dirt with torches around the top so I can find the entrance again.