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06-25-2018 , 07:16 PM

#1201

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Sammy was always good with the whales

Nice job MmmKay

06-25-2018 , 07:18 PM

#1202

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

It’s hilarious that Sammy’s life is totally made up and it’s still way more realistic than anything MLYLT post about her job/personal life

06-25-2018 , 07:28 PM

#1203

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Peru are a good team that have had no luck. I'd be surprised if Australia beat them.

06-25-2018 , 07:30 PM

#1204

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Not even lunch time yet.

HAI Gyspie

06-25-2018 , 07:38 PM

#1205

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

It’s hilarious that Sammy’s life is totally made up and it’s still way more realistic than anything MLYLT post about her job/personal life

Ok, if that makes you feel better about yourself, then by all means...

Spoiler:

06-25-2018 , 07:44 PM

#1206

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Nice job MmmKay

You don't even know what MmmmKay is really referring to... You're just being a small thumbed prick swinging his small dick around.

06-25-2018 , 07:46 PM

#1207

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Now go swing your 45 degree angle dick somewhere else

06-25-2018 , 08:50 PM

#1208

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Sammy,

Get a life. A real life.

06-25-2018 , 09:08 PM

#1209

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Sammy,

Get a life. A real life.

You mean like yours?.....

Just stop pretending right now. I haven't really read OOT that much before recently, but going through the Babs thread and the MLY ****, you have posted 1000s of times in those threads, and you really really (in my opinion) come off like a bad person. In fact reading the last 4-500 post of the babs thread, makes me really dislike you. Please don't respond to any of my posts in the future, I will do you the same favor. I can honestly say, that you are the first poster on 2+2 that I have cared enough about to dislike. I really don't like you.

06-25-2018 , 09:28 PM

#1210

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Sammy,

You’re the third worst poster in BBV and are consistently ruining threads.

Save the world by being a better poster.

Also lol at for BBV grunching, you’re my least favorite dick rider on 2+2

06-25-2018 , 09:33 PM

#1211

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

ok, ty, bye

06-25-2018 , 09:41 PM

#1212

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

The fact that the Sammy said "ok, ty, bye" actually makes me believe his jimmies are legitimately rustled.

Also, Mr. Sheep, Please do not cry. Sammy won't leave us like that again.

Spoiler:

06-25-2018 , 09:45 PM

#1213

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

The fact that the Sammy said "ok, ty, bye" actually makes me believe his jimmies are legitimately rustled.

Also, Mr. Sheep, Please do not cry. Sammy won't leave us like that again.

Spoiler:

Sammy should be rustled he’s a bad poster and he should feel bad.

You mr Doctor though are a fab poster

06-26-2018 , 03:05 AM

#1214

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy will bet the undertitle thing with Morph. Denmark to go further than Germany in the tourney. Odds 3/1. If Denmark goes further than you, Sammy gets to pick your undertitle for the next 3 months. If you win, you get to pick Sammy's for a month. Those are more than fair odds.. If it's a draw the bet is void, and we both laugh at Australia

So, you want odds because Denmark is the dog against Germany, but won't give me odds because Australia is dogs to Denmark?

Weak.

06-26-2018 , 03:11 AM

#1215

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

You do still love me

06-26-2018 , 03:13 AM

#1216

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Sammy,

I'll give you this bet...

Under title

I lose - Denmark > Australia for one month.

v

You lose - Australia > Denmark for 2 months.

Also, if you lose... you start a thread. And it has to be amazing.

Considering you are about 85% to go through, I think I'm being more than fair.

No self banning either.

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 06-26-2018 at 03:16 AM. Reason: And if I win, obviously wife nudes...

06-26-2018 , 03:15 AM

#1217

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

06-26-2018 , 04:35 AM

#1218

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

06-26-2018 , 05:43 AM

#1219

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Remove the thread starting part and we have a bet.

06-26-2018 , 05:48 AM

#1220

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sammuelsen gl today

06-26-2018 , 05:51 AM

#1221

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Remove the thread starting part and we have a bet.

nope.

You're like 6 to 1 favorites irl. Bet without thread is 2 to 1. Actually probably less than that because it's far more embarrassing to saying Denmark is greater than Australia...

06-26-2018 , 05:51 AM

#1222

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,063

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

sammuelsen gl today

06-26-2018 , 06:02 AM

#1223

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

nope.

You're like 6 to 1 favorites irl. Bet without thread is 2 to 1. Actually probably less than that because it's far more embarrassing to saying Denmark is greater than Australia...

Don't believe the bookies, it's 50/50