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06-21-2018 , 11:03 PM

#951

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

ksksmsa necerr neverrrr

06-21-2018 , 11:19 PM

#952

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Denmark

06-22-2018 , 01:54 AM

#953

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Denmark

Thankyou my gimmick

06-22-2018 , 02:44 AM

#954

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Friday Night Team!

Many AAAAaaaaaaaaaa tonight after Squash
Then I will be speaking the drunk like Franko

06-22-2018 , 04:45 AM

#955

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i drank maybe one or two too much

**** you messi

06-22-2018 , 05:20 AM

#956

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

China's going to build an exact full size copy of the Danish city Randers.

Also: **** you Colin

06-22-2018 , 05:26 AM

#957

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

LOL Denmark. Maybe you should start applying to become a German state. Our government is so crap, they might even consider it

06-22-2018 , 05:30 AM

#958

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Nobody want's to be German, not even the Germans.

06-22-2018 , 05:30 AM

#959

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Sammy,

GF still in the middle east somewhere?

06-22-2018 , 05:33 AM

#960

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy,

GF still in the middle east somewhere?

Yes, but she's not my gf, punk!

06-22-2018 , 06:02 AM

#961

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

im
confused, are we speaking about his wife or his gf?

06-22-2018 , 06:34 AM

#962

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Yes, but she's not my gf, punk!

Sorry, wifey.

Can we be honest though... She's definitely saving the world more than you isn't she?

06-22-2018 , 06:34 AM

#963

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Good news though Sammy. Now you are married, you can start masturbating...

06-22-2018 , 07:06 AM

#964

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sammy you will be forced to eat her pussy, i hooe youre ready

06-22-2018 , 07:07 AM

#965

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Sammy has a new gf and a wife?
I'm confused
I drank many beers and won squash
Eat the pussy

06-22-2018 , 07:12 AM

#966

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

yeh sammy is doing well, he apparently has this new girlfriend and she doesnt even want her pussy to be eaten.

however, there js that old one, wife... #prayforsammy

06-22-2018 , 07:16 AM

#967

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

#praying

06-22-2018 , 07:36 AM

#968

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Nobody want's to be German, not even the Germans.

Yeah, but that's true for every developed nation. For you barbarians it would be at least two steps up

06-22-2018 , 08:50 AM

#969

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sorry, wifey.

Can we be honest though... She's definitely saving the world more than you isn't she?

Sammy can't save the world during WC football and Tour de France. The world understands. Sammy will be going back to work monday though but that's mostly to beat old guy in table tennis.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Good news though Sammy. Now you are married, you can start masturbating...

Sammy doesn't masturbate. It's disgusting + Sammy has to use his underpants navy to make babies.

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

sammy you will be forced to eat her pussy, i hooe youre ready

Only on her birthday

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Yeah, but that's true for every developed nation. For you barbarians it would be at least two steps up

Calm down

06-22-2018 , 08:53 AM

#970

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Israel - Ukraine over 151.5, starts in 10 mins, odds 1.85, easy money

Thank Sammy later

Beers

06-22-2018 , 09:33 AM

#971

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

06-22-2018 , 11:24 AM

#972

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i drank them all

my head is fighting back

06-22-2018 , 12:16 PM

#973

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Is it winning?

06-22-2018 , 12:46 PM

#974

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

too early to tell

06-22-2018 , 12:59 PM

#975

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

nigeria won, croatia is 1st in the group

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