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06-25-2018 , 02:34 AM

#1151

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Are you by any chance Kevin Durant?

06-25-2018 , 05:22 AM

#1152

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

06-25-2018 , 05:54 AM

#1153

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Hai

06-25-2018 , 06:06 AM

#1154

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Mr Colin.

06-25-2018 , 11:32 AM

#1155

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

**** you monday

06-25-2018 , 11:36 AM

#1156

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

**** you monday

not a working day in superior countries

06-25-2018 , 01:02 PM

#1157

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

not a working day in superior countries

i have 2 weeks until i have to go back to work so its still vacation for me

06-25-2018 , 01:06 PM

#1158

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

...so isn't this Monday great for you then?

06-25-2018 , 01:10 PM

#1159

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Back from first day of work in 30 days. 2 great games tonight. Thagbighurt35 has beautiful eyes. Long John Silver. Neighbour and Sammy BBQ and watch the balls. Beers. Odd BK - SK Brann 0-0 after 9 mins. Leopard, perch, stinger.

06-25-2018 , 01:12 PM

#1160

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Tomorrow Sammy cries.

06-25-2018 , 01:12 PM

#1161

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Do Denmark play first or Australia?

06-25-2018 , 01:16 PM

#1162

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Do Denmark play first or Australia?

All groups play the 3rd game at the same time, so they can't play knowing the result of the other games. Punk

06-25-2018 , 01:19 PM

#1163

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

All groups play the 3rd game at the same time, so they can't play knowing the result of the other games. Punk

Will Sammy be crying @ the 75 minute mark with Australia up 2-0 and Denmark down 3-1?

06-25-2018 , 01:20 PM

#1164

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Will Sammy be crying @ the 75 minute mark with Australia up 2-0 and Denmark down 3-1?

Yes

06-25-2018 , 01:22 PM

#1165

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Let's make a bet. If Australia goes through to the next round and Denmark doesn't, Sammy will self-ban till 2019. If Denmark goes through and Australia gets knocked out, Fiddle gives Sammy his mod status for 30 days.

Booked?

06-25-2018 , 01:23 PM

#1166

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Yes

I'll be here to hug you.

06-25-2018 , 01:25 PM

#1167

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I'll be here to hug you.

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/s...postcount=1165

06-25-2018 , 01:27 PM

#1168

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Lets make a bet. If Australia goes through to the next round and Denmark doesn't, Sammy will self-ban till 2019. If Denmark goes through and Australia gets knocked out, Fiddle gives Sammy his mod status for 30 days.

Booked?

I don't want the Sammy to ban himself. I love the Sammy.

Being a mod for 30 days > self ban anyway.

I don't know what the odds are, but surely Denmark progressing is paying about $1.10 or something.

Australia has to be big dogs to make it through.

So, you want odds in your favor, when you are hot favorites.

Seems unfair.

Also, as we sit right now. If Australia progress Sammy provides nudes of wife. Denmark progress, I give you nothing.

Why do I need to bet?

06-25-2018 , 01:32 PM

#1169

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Unfortunately Australia is not a big dog to make it through. You have to play Peru, they suck, and they are already out of the WC so they have nothing to play for. France is a better team than Denmark, and they have a lot to play for. If they lose to us, they'll have to play Croatia in the next round, and France wants to avoid them. So far Croatia and Belgium have been the best teams. France is gonna play 100% against us.

Spoiler:

06-25-2018 , 01:41 PM

#1170

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Spoiler:

Sammy telling fibs...

https://www.oddschecker.com/football...p-c/to-qualify

Denmark paying about $1.10.

06-25-2018 , 02:09 PM

#1171

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sammy telling fibs...

https://www.oddschecker.com/football...p-c/to-qualify

Denmark paying about $1.10.

Okay okay punk. Then 25 days of modness against self-ban to 2019.

Booked?

06-25-2018 , 02:12 PM

#1172

Sheep86

*** World Cup Football Fever, Sammy is Married, Grizzly Bear GIFs, June LC/NC *** NSFW

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

The Sammy self-banned until 2019 would mean a huge loss for BBV. Sheep would cry himself to sleep every night. The Sammy should not make this kind of bets.

06-25-2018 , 02:15 PM

#1173

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

The Sammy self-banned until 2019 would mean a huge loss for BBV. Sheep would cry himself to sleep every night. The Sammy should not make this kind of bets.

Fear not Sheep. Sammy does not offer bets he can lose.