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05-05-2017 , 09:33 PM

#426

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,062

RIP Sammy's bet

05-05-2017 , 09:38 PM

#427

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Well done Justice
I'm still recovering from last week's cooler disaster to get back on ACR.

05-05-2017 , 09:39 PM

#428

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

RIP Sammy's bet

peanuts

05-05-2017 , 10:45 PM

#429

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Sammy stop donating to terrorism plz

05-05-2017 , 10:46 PM

#430

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,062

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

peanuts

Looks like your other bet is RIP already at half time.

05-06-2017 , 01:48 AM

#431

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

05-06-2017 , 03:10 AM

#432

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

****, my head will explode, sammy congrats.

Now go explain your gf that wedding is off.

05-06-2017 , 03:58 AM

#433

Sheep86

****Who's Getting Snookered Next? Not May LC/NC THREAD NSFW****

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,964

RIP Sammy's BR. Good thing it's only spilmaks, not real money.

05-06-2017 , 04:22 AM

#434

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

Well done Justice
I'm still recovering from last week's cooler disaster to get back on ACR.

Get back on that horse. You have an even chance to be the coolerer the next time.

Have we been in the same tourney yet? I don't watch the chat much. The font on ACR is tiny.

05-06-2017 , 09:45 AM

#435

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Mrs asked mi this morning will I ever calm down and be a normal person.

I promised that I will stop going out with friends and drinking them all in the last 25 years of my life. 70-95.

Such a stupid thing to do.

I will regret this when the day comes.

I usually don't do this kind of stupid mistakes, but Mrs Frankina is very intelligent and she used a momment of Frankos weakness this morning.

I blame gin tonic directly.

Now I better use well this remaining ~40 years.

05-06-2017 , 09:50 AM

#436

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Do you think you will get to 70?

05-06-2017 , 10:02 AM

#437

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Morph do t be funny, I just decided to quit at 95. I can be around for as long as I want.

05-06-2017 , 10:06 AM

#438

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Of course it's doable, if you calm down and be a normal person. Like stop going out with friends and drinking them all...

05-06-2017 , 10:27 AM

#439

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Im confused you are right infront of me, and I dont see you typing.

05-06-2017 , 11:03 AM

#440

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,062

Yes, it's that time of day!

05-06-2017 , 11:07 AM

#441

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

[deleted to give Ms. Alba her moment]

05-06-2017 , 11:24 AM

#442

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

fml

05-06-2017 , 12:12 PM

#443

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

I had my glorious mullet shaved off. Afterwards, I stepped outside of the barber shop and found that I could no longer tell the relative wind speed and direction just by standing still

05-06-2017 , 12:38 PM

#444

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

...you probably could do that again if you get a Mohawk...

05-06-2017 , 02:19 PM

#445

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

mediocre saturday, the day before Glorious Sheep day

05-06-2017 , 02:21 PM

#446

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

1. hey saturday or whatever
2. hey FranFran I've been off the aaaaa for six years you can do it at 95 i support you
3. Mr. Sheep guten tag
4. Mr. Fiddles your contributions to 4L are lovely
5. Sammy even gets a HI today because he's emotionally scarred from the spilmak losses to terrorism
6. Gypsie six is the new one
7. lol martingale to victory in the pits the other night after being down like at least five maks

05-06-2017 , 05:51 PM

#447

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,964

Hello Mr. Folding. Sheep just realized that The Folding's avatar is not accurate anymore.

Sheep hopes that The Folding will find a cute female slowpoke very soon and that they will live happily ever after.

05-06-2017 , 06:05 PM

#448

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

7. lol martingale to victory in the pits the other night after being down like at least five maks

The martingale system gave us two great novels by Dostoyevsky: The Gambler and Crime and Punishment. He wrote them both to pay off roulette debts run up from martingaling.

05-06-2017 , 06:31 PM

#449

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,062

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

The martingale system gave us two great novels by Dostoyevsky: The Gambler and Crime and Punishment. He wrote them both to pay off roulette debts run up from martingaling.

Sammy assures me that it works.