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05-11-2017 , 01:29 PM

#676

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Will you be watching the show tonight Morph?

05-11-2017 , 01:30 PM

#677

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

The Aussies are super-enthusiastic about the Eurovision song contest for years, so they just allowed them to enter.

Yeah, this kind of thing happens when you can't buy alcohol in the grocery store

05-11-2017 , 01:32 PM

#678

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

I thought Royalty was only allowed to marry Royalty

As was said before, she was a barmaid in Australia.

05-11-2017 , 01:33 PM

#679

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Will you be watching the show tonight Morph?

...I only watch the finals; the best of the best lol.

05-11-2017 , 01:33 PM

#680

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

I thought Royalty was only allowed to marry Royalty

Maybe 200 years ago, but not now. Our other Prince married an Asian girl, had some kids, and then divorced her. Now he's married to a French girl, and they have kids too. Our current Queen (their mother), is married to a French dude. When a Queen marries a guy, that guy can never be King, he has to settle for 1st Prince. When a King or Crown Prince marries a woman, she becomes Queen.

05-11-2017 , 01:36 PM

#681

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

As was said before, she was a barmaid in Australia.

barmaid in Australia = Queen in Denmark

05-11-2017 , 01:42 PM

#682

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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At least she's better looking than most queens.

05-11-2017 , 01:42 PM

#683

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...what's going on in Belgium?

That's something I often wonder.

05-11-2017 , 01:43 PM

#684

Morphismus

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So the Portuguese apparently just picked someone off the street. Not bad, but I think his chances would have been better singing this in English:

05-11-2017 , 01:46 PM

#685

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Sorry guys, Sammy didn't think it through before he mentioned the Eurovision, now Morph is all wound up, and will be posting weird music the next 3 days.

05-11-2017 , 01:48 PM

#686

AlwaysFolding

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Morph can post all the weird music he wants, then ban Sammy for disagreeing.

05-11-2017 , 01:49 PM

#687

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

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That's an optimistic estimate. Thanks O...Sammy

05-11-2017 , 01:50 PM

#688

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,679

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Wow, the Croatian entry. That's classic Eurovision 101.

Hahaha, that's exactly what Sammy imagines FranFran looks like.

05-11-2017 , 01:55 PM

#689

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

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**** you thirsday

Spoiler:

05-11-2017 , 02:01 PM

#690

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Hahaha, that's exactly what Sammy imagines FranFran looks like.

lol, I was thinking that as well...

05-11-2017 , 02:01 PM

#691

AlwaysFolding

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Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

**** you thirsday

Spoiler:

I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE, I PREDICTED THE RESULT

05-11-2017 , 02:06 PM

#692

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

lol, I was thinking that as well...

Maybe we should keep it between us, he'll just get mad if we tell him.

05-11-2017 , 02:26 PM

#693

Morphismus

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...that's what I thought!

05-11-2017 , 02:28 PM

#694

Morphismus

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So for the bookies, Italy is the favorite:

I don't know...

05-11-2017 , 02:34 PM

#695

fidstar-poker

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

At least she's better looking than most queens.

Her last photo in Australia...

Last edited by fidstar-poker; 05-11-2017 at 02:34 PM. Reason: no photoshop

05-11-2017 , 02:34 PM

#696

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

So for the bookies, Italy is the favorite:

I don't know...

Guess it's not about picking a song you like, but about picking the song you dislike the least. Only time an actual good song won the contest, was when Lordi won.

05-11-2017 , 02:36 PM

#697

Morphismus

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I think Denmark is massively underrated. I also like the Macedonian entry:

Portugal has pretty low odds already, so I put my money on those two:

Also, Germany will get a one-digit result; 20 points tops. You read it here first.

05-11-2017 , 02:42 PM

#698

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I think Denmark is massively underrated. I also like the Macedonian entry:

Portugal has pretty low odds already, so I put my money on those two:

Also, Germany will get a one-digit result; 20 points tops. You read it here first.

Denmark's not gonna win. Maybe bet on them in top3 or top5, if you think they are underrated.

Danish bookies have odds 40 on Denmark.
Bet365 has them at 51

05-11-2017 , 02:47 PM

#699

Morphismus

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I would snap-bet top dollar on this:

...but I think the British entry is pretty weak this year, plus the Brexit might cost them sympathies, so they might fare even worse:

05-11-2017 , 02:49 PM

#700

Morphismus

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Denmark's not gonna win. Maybe bet on them in top3 or top5, if you think they are underrated.

Danish bookies have odds 40 on Denmark.
Bet365 has them at 51

...let's see, you know I do good in entertainment bets...

edit: One reason for the odds rn might be that they have yet to qualify.

edit: Also http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/76...ontest-1437137 (thread title got changed after Wurst won)

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