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05-09-2017 , 11:28 AM

#551

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I'm gonna need Fid to go ahead and edit my line 4 and separate Gypsie and Himself from Sammy.

Perhaps make same #100?

05-09-2017 , 12:52 PM

#552

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,582

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Sharing a line with Sammy is not acceptable!

...it's still not as bad as sharing the needle...

05-09-2017 , 12:55 PM

#553

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

I ate an octopus today, it was screaming. Sorry natamus. Very cruel world.

05-09-2017 , 01:05 PM

#554

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

...it's still not as bad as sharing the needle...

We shared a condom once. Where does that rank?

05-09-2017 , 01:05 PM

#555

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I'm gonna need Fid to go ahead and edit my line 4 and separate Gypsie and Himself from Sammy.

Perhaps make same #100?

Fixed.

05-09-2017 , 01:17 PM

#556

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,744

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

FTFY

Props to suited for understanding these things. I'd piss into the north sea too if I happened to be around though. Also I lived in or near Berlin for several years so pissed into many rivers that end in the north or east sea

05-09-2017 , 01:17 PM

#557

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,582

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

We shared a condom once. Where does that rank?

I guess that's up there as well.

05-09-2017 , 01:27 PM

#558

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I guess that's up there as well.

icwydt

05-09-2017 , 01:37 PM

#559

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,744

Did he perform above average?

05-09-2017 , 01:42 PM

#560

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

1. chuk ewe tuesday
2. fran where the **** are you
3. tbh tbh you need to stop snookering us, Sheep specifically
4. fidstar is sexy
5. Sammy is not
6. Something something Gypsie

Solid

05-09-2017 , 01:46 PM

#561

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

eating pizza

thinking of sammy

05-09-2017 , 01:56 PM

#562

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,363

Are those strawberries? On pizza? That's like extreme pineappleing, imo. Mind you, I would try it once, just to be sure.

05-09-2017 , 01:58 PM

#563

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

2/10 would eat if starving would not elect without said stipulation

05-09-2017 , 02:03 PM

#564

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

extreme pineappleing

05-09-2017 , 02:03 PM

#565

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

Did he perform above average?

Considering he was using a stretched out oversized condom, he preformed above average.

05-09-2017 , 02:04 PM

#566

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,356

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

eating pizza

thinking of sammy

wtf is this?

It's not pizza, that's for sure.

05-09-2017 , 02:21 PM

#567

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,363

Pizza's on my agenda today: sausage, hamburger, onion, jalapeno. It's not going to look good but it will taste fine.

05-09-2017 , 04:04 PM

#568

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

put it in my mouth

Last edited by AlwaysFolding; 05-09-2017 at 04:04 PM. Reason: the pizza you pervert

05-09-2017 , 04:10 PM

#569

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

wtf is this?

It's not pizza, that's for sure.

silly humans

05-09-2017 , 04:58 PM

#570

suitedjustice

Advantage: Slots

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,363

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

put it in my mouth

Pizza in CT, RI and Western MA doesn't get enough respect imo. Lot of great little pizza shops here, even the small towns have 2 or 3.

ME, VT and NH pizza's not nearly as good, for some reason. Probably too cold up there when you're just off the boat from Greece or Italy.