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Old 09-12-2016, 02:50 AM   #251
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haters gonna hate.

At least OP was getting his dick wet while you were only reading about the wetness of his purple headed yogurt slinger


lmao @ purple headed yogurt slinger!!!
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Old 09-12-2016, 08:11 PM   #252
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I logged in for the first time in months simpy to give this thread 5 stars. This is real life. I would read many stories from you op
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Old 09-12-2016, 10:44 PM   #253
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I logged in for the first time in months simpy to give this thread 5 stars. This is real life. I would read many stories from you op


Thank You, I feel honored!
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Old 09-12-2016, 11:03 PM   #254
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Pic of the 4 girls ass up on all fours is awesome!

**** the jealous hating basement virgins who think they're too good for fun loving cute girls and will wait their whole lives for a photoshopped perfect 10 model that doesn't even exist in the real world and wouldn't even look at them from the corner of her eye if she did, rofl...

Keep having fun man, your energy is inspiring.


will do, thanks!
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Old 09-12-2016, 11:21 PM   #255
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Not Suitable For Wank in this case.

lol
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Old 09-13-2016, 05:02 AM   #256
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Three Sheets to the Wind !
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Old 09-14-2016, 08:23 PM   #257
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MAN this thread is a classic.
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Old 09-14-2016, 08:36 PM   #258
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how much is an 8ball where you live?
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Old 09-14-2016, 08:42 PM   #259
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it costs as much as 8 meth addled blowjobs.
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Old 09-14-2016, 11:28 PM   #260
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Old 09-16-2016, 12:11 PM   #261
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good old tour! pretty sure I know at least 2 of the girls pictured, Trey pic was classic

ah, you still tour?
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Old 09-16-2016, 12:16 PM   #262
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how much is an 8ball where you live?

no idea
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Old 09-17-2016, 01:23 PM   #263
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Old 09-17-2016, 01:51 PM   #264
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What an ugly thread.

I need to go take a shower now, in bleach.
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Old 09-17-2016, 04:34 PM   #265
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Old 09-17-2016, 04:35 PM   #266
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Old 09-17-2016, 04:38 PM   #267
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Old 09-17-2016, 09:53 PM   #268
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it appears that person shat themselves
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Old 09-17-2016, 11:33 PM   #269
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The guy on the left of chuck norris makes me feel the uncanny valley

That's Trey from Phish during a rough spell.
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Old 09-19-2016, 12:31 PM   #270
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Old 09-19-2016, 12:32 PM   #271
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Old 09-19-2016, 12:33 PM   #272
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A good reminder as to why I generally don't like being around people who drink:

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Old 09-20-2016, 10:29 PM   #273
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Thread gives me the ****ing creeps.
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Old 09-21-2016, 11:30 AM   #274
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Old 09-21-2016, 11:11 PM   #275
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Chicks look **** stupid and ugly. And that pic with the lizard, is that a chick or guy? Im confused.

chick
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