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Old 04-08-2012, 05:06 AM   #1
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An Unexpected Beat(poker roll looted) by one of two chicks I was dating...(NSFW)

It seems that one of the two ladies I had been spending time with took it upon themselves to make off with my, albeit modest, roll that I had in my office.

Just boggles the mind because they don't need the loot, maybe a lovers parry to jostle for favored affection? Who knows? I have issues reading women's intentions.






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Old 04-08-2012, 05:11 AM   #2
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Old 04-08-2012, 05:16 AM   #3
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First girl is rancid. If she's the thief I'd be glad to have been given an excuse to never see her again
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Old 04-08-2012, 05:21 AM   #4
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rancid? she is an articulate, seemingly compassionate person who works with disadvantaged single moms and she has a Masters Degree. Surely you jest?
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Old 04-08-2012, 05:26 AM   #5
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I know it couldn't have been this little darlin' 'cause I can't remember the last time I saw her(though she is a scamp):

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Old 04-08-2012, 05:28 AM   #6
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Old 04-08-2012, 05:36 AM   #7
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I have been somewhat notorious due to my associations with fringe players...
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Old 04-08-2012, 05:47 AM   #8
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this one had carnal congress on the first date, after hitting me in the head with her paw after downing a bottle of whiskey. The first thing she said to my Mom the next morning was "have you seen my panties?". I have a weakness for female talent, oh my, the stories I could share...

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Old 04-08-2012, 05:52 AM   #9
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Old 04-08-2012, 05:57 AM   #10
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First girl is rancid. If she's the thief I'd be glad to have been given an excuse to never see her again

WHOOPS! The 2nd girl is the one that I can somewhat vouch for, we dated four years ago and then again recently, the first one was from Plenty Of Fish and of questionable provenance. YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR! GOOD EYE!!!




I see what you're sayin'.....
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:06 AM   #11
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Putrid humans itt
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:08 AM   #12
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This one would steal, no doubt, but she is in prison afaik, from last summer, very sketchy love affair...
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:10 AM   #13
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Do you go to assisted living homes to find your girlfriends?

I'm sorry OP but this is kinda gross.
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:18 AM   #14
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Do you go to assisted living homes to find your girlfriends? I'm sorry OP but this is kinda gross.
not usually, this one is a nurse(and the oldest chick I've scampered with)
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:19 AM   #15
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this fine lass was beautiful in every way except for her mouth and her mind.
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:20 AM   #16
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a little more pleasing photo of her. She stalked me hardcore, it all started with a threesome with her ex best friend, her, and I.....
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:25 AM   #17
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**************************************threesome chicks^***********

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Old 04-08-2012, 06:28 AM   #18
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This has to be a level, creatures of that calibre rarely are seen out of their caves/tunnel systems. And what's the likelihood of that many half breeds congregating around one man?
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:28 AM   #19
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And, here is my buddy, Brooke's, who many of you guys I'm sure remember.....:



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Old 04-08-2012, 06:34 AM   #20
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ewwwwwww wtf is this ****
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Old 04-08-2012, 06:53 AM   #22
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u shud meet up with bored_atheist asap n provides us with TR n pics of your ******ation
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Old 04-08-2012, 08:42 AM   #23
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I say the one with glasses
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:24 AM   #24
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re: An Unexpected Beat(poker roll looted) by one of two chicks I was dating...(NSFW)

Im unsure if you think we want to see this ****?

Saw chicks in the tile and prepared to fap to pics, so disapoint.
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Old 04-08-2012, 09:52 AM   #25
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i suspect the first one.
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