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Old 10-06-2013, 10:53 AM   #201
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i suspect the first one.

probably the second one.
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Old 10-09-2013, 03:06 PM   #202
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you done been had son
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Old 10-09-2013, 08:10 PM   #203
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The guy on the left of chuck norris makes me feel the uncanny valley
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Old 01-04-2014, 08:26 PM   #204
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Old 01-04-2014, 08:37 PM   #205
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Even the dogs have that "DO NOT WANT" expression
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Old 01-04-2014, 11:42 PM   #206
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what does NSFW mean?
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Old 01-06-2014, 10:13 AM   #207
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what does NSFW mean?
Not Sir-Mixalot Females White
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Old 01-06-2014, 11:14 AM   #208
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what does NSFW mean?
Not Suitable For Wank in this case.
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Old 01-06-2014, 11:25 AM   #209
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i cant sleep.

What does NSFW mean?
Honestly guys. please.
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Old 01-06-2014, 11:39 AM   #210
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Not Safe For Work.
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Old 01-06-2014, 11:55 AM   #211
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could you please explain it in other words?

What is a synonym for example for it?
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Old 01-06-2014, 11:57 AM   #212
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Re: An Unexpected Beat(poker roll looted) by one of two chicks I was dating...(NSFW)

How is it possible you've been a member of this site since 2008 and don't know what NSFW means?

It means exactly what I just said - the contents of this thread/post/pic/gif/whatever are Not Safe For Work. Nudity, cursing, things that when bosses walk by and see you skimming, they don't like.

JFC.
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Old 01-06-2014, 12:48 PM   #213
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lol epic thread
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Old 01-07-2014, 12:09 AM   #214
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How is it possible you've been a member of this site since 2008 and don't know what NSFW means?

It means exactly what I just said - the contents of this thread/post/pic/gif/whatever are Not Safe For Work. Nudity, cursing, things that when bosses walk by and see you skimming, they don't like.

JFC.
i was an member back in the day.
Got broke, decided to quit poker.

Come back but lost my account info. Made this account.
Am a Member since 2005-6.

i have an small attention spann because of a brain thing.
Thx anyway.
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Old 01-07-2014, 01:39 AM   #215
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5*s thread Davino, you are the ****ing man!!!

Keep up the good work plowing them bitches!!
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Old 01-07-2014, 04:28 PM   #216
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good old tour! pretty sure I know at least 2 of the girls pictured, Trey pic was classic
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Old 01-07-2014, 06:00 PM   #217
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would be nice is more than 10% of thi pics worked
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Old 01-08-2014, 06:21 AM   #218
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would be nice is more than 10% of thi pics worked
I wished the links didn't work for me. There are just some girls you can't call chicks. If op really got robbed by one of these, it's like a double beat for him.
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Old 01-09-2014, 01:35 AM   #219
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I wished the links didn't work for me. There are just some girls you can't call chicks. If op really got robbed by one of these, it's like a double beat for him.
well then call me a sadist, but i still wanna see
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Old 01-09-2014, 06:05 PM   #220
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5*s thread Davino, you are the ****ing man!!!

Keep up the good work plowing them bitches!!
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Old 01-09-2014, 07:22 PM   #221
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Davino, those women are some of the ugliest human beings I have ever seen. If sight is any indication of other senses I'm sure they smelled terribly, sounded worse, felt like bags of semi-solid spoiled milk, and if you tasted them I hope you called poison control, 911, the national guard and had a speedy recovery.

That said 5*s
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Old 01-09-2014, 08:01 PM   #222
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they aren't as raunchy as the look. Tasted delish
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Old 01-10-2014, 05:58 PM   #223
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Davino, those women are some of the ugliest human beings I have ever seen. If sight is any indication of other senses I'm sure they smelled terribly, sounded worse, felt like bags of semi-solid spoiled milk, and if you tasted them I hope you called poison control, 911, the national guard and had a speedy recovery.

That said 5*s
haters gonna hate.

At least OP was getting his dick wet while you were only reading about the wetness of his purple headed yogurt slinger
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Old 01-10-2014, 07:14 PM   #224
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haters gonna hate.

At least OP was getting his dick wet while you were only reading about the wetness of his purple headed yogurt slinger
purple headed yogurt slinger lol
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Old 01-10-2014, 07:53 PM   #225
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Boris • Sat Jan 04, 2014 02:37 PM
Okay, I don't know if this is actually incest since it wasn't something actually sexual in the technical sense but here goes.

When I was little my mom used to put a buttplug in me (which she called a poop plug) and I'd wear it all the time. I was only told to take it out to poop, wipe my ass, then put it back in.

I was really young so I thought this was just something that everybody did but one time at school I dropped it when I flushed the toilet and it ended up getting flushed. So when I went back to class I told my teacher that my poop plug got flushed down the toilet. She had no idea what I was talking about so she sent me to the school nurse.

Well after trying to explain what a poop plug was for 15 minutes the school calls the police. The police ask me all these questions and at first I'm scared because I think I am in trouble for losing my poop plug. Turns out my mom has schizophrenia and was making me wear this *********** so Satan couldn't stick his cock in my pooper and make me gay.
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